Nabil: ANDY INC.
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Well, here's another text from the AK-47 to catch up with you, it sucks
only that he didn’t finish the description...
INTRODUCTION
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Hello to all avid (and not so avid) fans
ZХ-SPESTRUM!!!!!!! But if you want to find information here
about interruptions of the fourth kind - then screw it up, I don’t know myself,
what is it? But if you want a little (80 minutes) post-
laugh healthy laughter, significantly increase your intelligence
tual level and get a lot of useful tips, then you
it is absolutely necessary to thoroughly study this story called
name:
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│ DIZZY S B0DUNA ││ │
│(social mini-novel)│
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ATTENTION!
Dizzy lovers are advised to remove heavy
items and prepare validol or valerian.
Personally, I am not a fan of Dizzy, and, like any normal
man, I think that eggs should sit quietly and peacefully at home
nah, and not run around the world waving boxing gloves. And
no need to prove to me that Dizzy is a chicken egg, you give me first
Show me the chicken with the eggs. Well, okay, I seem to have gotten distracted, so I won’t-
let's get to the story itself.
“... why does your head split?” - I thought
small Dizzy: “Apparently, the last box of vodka was still
superfluous." A stream of icy water fell from above onto the poor fellow (replica
Dizzy's words to the one who poured water on him... are not given according to the Price
zurnyconsiderations and due to the small memory SPESSY).Water
lil goblin, with an impudent grin on his impudent face: “Well, they’ll rip you off
you, sorcerer, for the services of our sobering-up station! ". It was already too much -
com... With a professional move, Dizzy tied up the goblin and scored
an apple in his throat instead of a gag. "Uh, filthy cop! My rights
decided to infringe, but admit it, where is the way out of this
huts?" The goblin muttered something inaudibly in response. "Don't you want to
good?!" - and after taking a sip of water, Dizzy began to torture. But
The goblin answered all questions only with an indistinct “mmm - mmm.” "Stubborn"
..." - said Dizzy, crunching an apple he had just taken out of
throats of the unfortunate goblin."It’s okay, I’ll break you off right now,
said Dizzy, taking “500 games” from his pocket. “Yeah, fill it up.”
fire with water from a jug...
... Hmm ... That's bad luck! .. I already have water ... In five
minutes Dizzy left the cell, blessing the water cycle in
kind.
...The predatory rat rushed towards Dizzy, baring its terrible fangs -
ki. The stale crust, thrown with a firm hand, whistled no worse
brick and took away the rat’s appetite for a long time...
"On the catcherand the beast runs!” thought Dizzy, suddenly
pushing against a bottle of rum. But to his great chagrin, the fuel
soon it was over (and the castle began to boogie-boogie). Going out to the river, where
Entire herds of “cheerful, teeth-clicking alligators” were grazing,
Dizzy thought about it, five minutes later he pulled out a description, even more
After five minutes it dawned on him that this was the very description he
lives upside down, and after half an hour Dizzy came to the conclusion
that without half a liter you can’t figure it out, and in the absence of this it’s fun
for the soul of the drink there is only one way out - to drown yourself out of boredom. But a dashing leap into
water did not bring the expected results (some sneaky crocodile
decided to enjoy a fresh egg).
"Hey you, Chekotilo! Why are you eating organs!” Dizzy screamed.
Having realized which article he could use, the crocodile spat out an angry
rare egg, which immediately pounced on him: “Now drag
here that rope! How why? We will bind your mouth! I'm the ones
I'll show you: "Fuck you." Ten years with confiscation minimum! Same thing."
And Dizzy moved on, leaving the unfortunate crocodile to burn
through the teeth of an evil fate, a difficult childhood, cast iron toys,
barely nailed to the ceiling and threatening to collapse every second -
duh, but most of all it was the insolent egg in Mike's outfit
Tyson (for specialheavily loaded with previous text - Design
zi).
Meanwhile, Dizzy himself wandered around the castle, having difficulty holding on to
standing on your feet. His attention was drawn to a painting immortalizing
his previous binge."Yeah, so I'm hanging around "SPECTRUM 128" -
Dizzy guessed. The next picture showed a pale, crumpled
a mug, swollen from a long binge, with a black eye under his eye; eyes
They looked dumbfounded in different directions. "What a freak!" - thought
Dizzy, wincing. Kharya in the frame also wrinkled...
After an hour of aimlessly wandering around the castle, the only solutions
the results of which were the collection of some part of the payment for
frolic and a tireless desire to gouge the musical process
rubbish (let the reader himself try to listen to music with a big hangover)
language for AY within three hours) he finally met a unicorn
ha.
“Well, unicorn, we’ll fight now! Just don't mind the balls
hitting, that’s not a gentleman’s thing!” Well, how could Dizzy know that
in front of him is the wife of the unicorn, who is not at all obliged to lead the family
like a gentleman???Bot so Dizzy became a soft-boiled egg! But
this did not upset him too much; life had not yet returned to him.
time, until the USER is completely fed up with this dirty witch...
Author: AK-47.
a mug, swollen from a long binge, with a black eye; eyes
They looked dumbfounded in different directions. "What a freak!" - thought
Dizzy, wincing. Kharya in the frame also wrinkled...
After an hour of aimlessly wandering around the castle, the only solutions
the results of which were the collection of some part of the payment for
frolic and a tireless desire to gouge the musical process
rubbish (let the reader himself try to listen to music with a big hangover)
language for AY within three hours) he finally met a unicorn
ha.
“Well, unicorn, we’ll fight right now! Just don’t hit the balls too hard.”
hitting, that’s not gentlemanly!” Well, how could Dizzy know that
in front of him is the wife of the unicorn, who is not at all obliged to lead the family
like a gentleman??? Bot so Dizzy became a soft-boiled egg! But
this did not upset him too much; life had not yet returned to him.
times until USER got sick of itfinally this dirty witch...
Author: AK-47.
N. Tagil .199bg.
Nabil: Degtyarev I.A.
Barancha .199bg.
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