Scandal - Alex's edition on getting into the "lamer's corner" in ZX format 5.

Hacker #06
 Scandal... .... 
                                                                
    On January 6, a real scandal broke out. The point is that in  
this day I received a valuable parcel containing two  
disk, KEMPST0N M0USE interface, and Corvette rat  
(mouse type manipulator). All this brought me to the present  
bewilderment.  One of the disks turned out to be ZF n5. First of all I  
launched this same ZF.  In the corner of the lamer I found  
own letter sent to ZF for about six months  
back. After reading it, I fell into a real depression  
which is where I am to this day. I didn't copy the text from ZF  
I will, because there are very unpleasant things written there for me, but  
I am obliged to give an explanation to the readers of the newspaper "HACKER".    
                                                                
    A letter written by me to the editors of ZF, as I already said,  
was written quite a long time ago, then the newspaper "HACKER" was still  
only in the project.   That letter was rather small  
an experiment on my part to see how ZF would react to such  
piece.  ZF reacted very violently. Although in this letter I  
expressed his PERSONAL point of view and did not impose it on anyone,  
especially since that letter was written a long time ago and at the moment  
justoutdated, since I long ago changed my point of view to  
some issues are "discussed" in that letter. With all this  
In this case, ZF used tactics as old as time against me,  
when a bucket of shit is poured onto two lines. I won't hide that I  
I can write similar letters myself, but I always stick to  
slightly different tactics. I always post my comments  
after the text, and not between the lines, so that the reader can digest  
written.  But with ZF tactics you can expose ANY person  
shit regardless of whether he is that same shit or  
no.   Then I read that my computer turns out to be  
raped by all sorts of modifications and add-ons and by Spec it seems  
no longer is.  After connecting the mouse interface, my  
the compere has become like a scary monster with  
cables and multi-colored wires, even with all this my PROFI  
is SPECCY greater than say SC0RPI0N whose port  
327b5 does not click on the half, but because of the shadow (RST 8)  
Some programs refuse to work. Next I find out that I  
turns out to have no sense of humor?! Apparently ZF considers a person  
who will not understand their abstruse jokes and has never seen  
the vaunted Amiga lacking a sense of humor.  Well, I'm at the institute  
Of course I didn’t study, but after reading the information on GS, then  
looking atmaximum configuration in "prospects p/o"  
you begin to involuntarily take everything at face value. If so  
to think globally, then they are making fun of the capabilities of the ZX in  
all over the world except our country, so that a person working for  
he can easily be called endowed with a sense of humor, simply  
ZX is currently the ideal home computer in  
our country.  Unlike the PC, for which a large  
a bunch of different software that is buggy or just refuses to work  
installed and unlike the Amiga, which is  
a pretty good car, but with a small number of programs for  
it and with a decent price for such a computer. What about the brake?  
I will answer very simply. Load ZF number 1 and if you are lucky  
and this MAGAZINE did not detect the presence of a mouse (which, thank you  
MAD MAX, DICTAT0R and Rustler, I now have),  
which happens very rarely, we look into the “hardware” section, there  
select “peripheral”, further comments in my opinion are unnecessary.  
Next, I’m surprised to learn that I’m a PC fan, and also  
obsessed with hacking and generally a maniac. About the PC fan -  
you guys should have seen what I did with the IBM keyboard at  
attempt (which was successful) to connect it without an adapter as  
regular SPECCY keyboard, it began to look good after  
brutal cuttingtracks and connecting buttons with wires, and  
also sawing off some unnecessary buttons along with the board.  
I'm really obsessed with hacking, which I don't think  
bad and unworthy, unlike some.  What about  
maniac, so tomorrow I’ll get my favorite chainsaw and go  
to work. >:-> The guys also responded very interestingly to the words  
about when will Zonov make a normal #FD port? They  
They answered: you can’t wait! Interesting... In my opinion we need to wait  
not for me, but for a large group of users of this same SC0RPI0N.   
    There were some other clues in that article like: “manual  
about how to show yourself smart,” well, we won’t go far, but  
let's say that the "lamer's corner" is a continuous "guide about what  
We’re cool guys,” then it turns out that I was assigned  
honorary title of “megabrain microdistrict”, I will not remain in debt  
I assign it to the respected MAD MAX, DICTAT0R, Rzhavelshchik  
honorary title "Turbo Loader from ZF" or "Turbo Loader from ZF"  
St. Petersburg."                                                        
                                                                
    By the way, I recently sent a letter to ZF, with  
I apologize for that really stupid letter, but that's just the way I am  
man, what if you insult me (even with compensation  
moral damage) II won’t be silent like the last one... I won’t, but  
I'll just try to answer some unfair hints  
on my personality. As for the apologies to ZF, they remain so  
in force and I hope that ZF will respond to my next letter  
                                                                
    By the way, I recently sent a letter to ZF, with  
I apologize for that really stupid letter, but that's just the way I am  
man, what if you insult me (even with compensation  
moral damage) I will remain silent like the last one..... I won’t, but  
I'll just try to answer some unfair hints  
on my personality. As for the apologies to ZF, they remain so  
in force and I hope that ZF will respond to my next letter  
(or after reading this “scandal”) not with a retaliatory attack, but  
apologies on my part, because for that stupid letter I  
I apologized to ZF.                                             
                                                                
    Well, that's it. Who's who, who's right and who's wrong now  
it’s very difficult to say, I was really the first to start this  
squabble and admit that I am wrong in some matters, but  
this does not mean that a person can be heavily doused  
dirt just because he (meaning I) made a mistake and  
sent a critical letter.****************************************************************
                                                       ALEX     
                                                     11.01.9b   
 MUST READ!!!                                 .!!!! 
                                                                
 Well what!!! In short, it means, in general, hmm, uh, cough, cough. That's it. 
                                                                
    As you have already noticed, from the previous issue in our newspaper  
The number of articles has increased slightly and we are keeping this one for now  
level (at least (even more) 15 articles per issue) and so that they  
We need your participation even more now. 0th you, our dears  
readers, we would really like to receive feedback and any  
articles, even if they completely refute  
the existence of the world and the universe, we WILL PUBLISH them!!!  
Naturally with your comments, but of course not with these  
like the ZF-5. :<                                                  
    Let's take, say, the AK-47.  The man took it and wrote  
texts are in no way related to programming and we  
We publish his short stories with pleasure, there are no such short stories yet  
Nobody wrote.  We think thatsomeone will cut through you  
talent.  We will be happy to support his cutting into our  
newspaper. :)                                                      
    We are a non-profit publication and require royalties from us - how  
make a fish run a hundred meters, but we can provide  
as compensation to you, free copying of any  
software currently available in Tagil.  
Contacts with non-Tagil residents would be very interesting,  
those who come to Tagil for software. Interesting news from the outback,  
deeper than Nizhny (the word is so deep) Tagil.  
:-b                                                             
    Scary:-> we are interested in various developments on the topic  
software and hardware, in the sense of hardware, only  
Do not offer scrap metal.  We offer our assistance in creating  
this very software, consultations (God forbid me) on  
programming in assembler. :-d                              
    Many people are interested in what kind of squiggles are found in  
text, for example :-). We explain: take a monitor (or TV) and  
put him on his right side, or twist his neck 90 degrees  
counterclockwise.  What do these squiggles look like?! On  
facial expression!!!  More precisely, "smiles" accepted at least  
by all PRS and AMI workers. And whatare we worse?! Very convenient!  
After all, you won’t be able to depict your expression in the text anymore.  
FACES :)                                                        
    By the way, we urgently need an artist who can draw  
both full-screen pictures (in Color) and sprites. And to this  
there is a good reason: we started developing the magazine and maybe  
(precisely POSSIBLE) that HACKER will gradually develop into a magazine  
 Scary :-> we are interested in various developments on the topic  
software and hardware, in the sense of hardware, only  
Do not offer scrap metal.  We offer our assistance in creating  
this very software, consultations (God forbid me) on  
programming in assembler. :-d                              
    Many people are interested in what kind of squiggles are found in  
text, for example :-). We explain: take a monitor (or TV) and  
put him on his right side, or twist his neck 90 degrees  
counterclockwise.  What do these squiggles look like?! On  
facial expression!!!  More precisely, "smiles" accepted at least  
by all PRS and AMI workers. Why are we worse?! Very convenient!  
After all, you won’t be able to depict your expression in the text anymore.  
FACES :)                                                        
    By the way, we urgently need an artist who can draw  
both full-screen pictures (in Color) andand sprites. And to this  
there is a good reason: we started developing the magazine and maybe  
(precisely POSSIBLE) that HACKER will gradually develop into a magazine  
(somewhere after issue 7).  We would also be happy to  
We have listened to your suggestions on this matter. :-)                 
                                                                
                                              EDITORIAL:  
                                            ALEX and ANDY Inc.  

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