And laughter and sin - How games are translated in Rus'.

How games are translated in Rus' 
 (reliable tax info) 

 1. The hacker “breaks” the game. Takes it apart
into components - tears out fonts, texts,
pictures, sounds, videos.  Along the way it breaks
part of the program code and because of this the game
can fly out at any moment, stop
identify your rodent or
show off the endless blue
Mastday's "screen of death".

     2. The artist redraws the fonts and
drawings.   Sometimes there is also a video.  If
change the inscriptions on the drawings regarding
simple, then the fonts become simple
unreadable. New Russian Gothic.

     3. Zvukan does voice acting.
Replaces extracted monologues before
pleasant to the ear and voiced by several
actors, their well-staged,
stuttering and lisping youthful
voice.
     4. Programmer (part-time
still the same hacker) adds bricks to
videos to fit on one CD,
which used to be five.  No loss
quality, naturally.

     5. The translator launches Stylus 0.8b and
Jew's harp from texts extracted by a hacker
games "only complete and high quality
translation".   He uses a blind method
press and thereforedon't be surprised by the word
"powder". That's how it should be. This is slang.

     6. The hacker takes everything he got
p. 2-5 and inserts it into the game again, along the way
having lost several animation files and forgotten
replace several English monologues with
Russians. Since a hacker is a person on a team
the smartest and funniest, don’t be surprised
if the game after installation tries with
I'm going to go online and send it to someone
a list of your passwords to porn sites. Yes
necessary too. The hacker deserves it - he's more
works for everyone, and he, like you, is interested
beautiful girls.

     7. The same super hacker writes (or
takes the workpiece) in order to
bungle the installer.  It's okay if he
will destroy half the operating system. But
wallpaper in mastday will be changed to some kind of fish and
throws a bunch of links on the desktop like
"visit our online store" and
"Official website of the 8th Bear."

     8. The game enters the stage
beta testing.  Someone (most often -
zvukhan or translator), takes a disk with
secret translation and trembling hands
puts it into drive. Having installed the game, he
even without looking at the monitor, from memory,
deletes a bunch of links from the desktop,
appeared after installation and finally
starts the game.     Screensaver.    Menu.
Grunting with satisfaction, he made a few noises
times he points his finger at the translated oneswords
in the menu and exits the game. "Works!" -
he joyfully announces to his comrades.

     n. Nearby, while performing points
1-8 the “boss” is fussing.  Its function is
ensuring order in the workshop. He's watching
so that the hacker does not climb sites with access to
which he was awarded by grateful players;
the artist did not draw banners or
redrawn pictures from games ordered
a competing company;   the translator is not
played his translated masterpiece
(of which he is so proud and even somewhat
I showed it to my mom once). And so that they are all together
didn’t sit down to “run” in a canter-strike or
angular tournament. If someone contacts
him with a question, he wrinkles his forehead menacingly and
yells “don’t worry!”, “kill it!”,
“time is money” and “this will do!”  Sometimes
runs back to the phone and says something ingratiatingly
whispers into the phone.

     Well, the work is finished and she took
some half a day or a day.  But people will
happy, everything was translated quickly and
professionally.

     After working for a month 6-7 days a week
(while there are games), Stylus workers
received:

     Hacker - 400-500 bukazoids
     Artist - 300-350 green
presidents
     Translator - 250 American rubles
     Zvukan - 200 stars and stripes tenge
 Boss - 800 crisp dollars +
all the money that he could not give to his
employees. Ifthere are many games - 20% bonus on
snout (the boss has 4 snouts - he, his wife and
two sons).

     What you need to know (be able to)
to the professional russian specialist:

     Hacker - know si or visual si na
institute level (3-4 year).
     Artist - be able to stitch together with Photoshop
the aunt from the porn picture and the face of Vasya’s friend.
     Translator - have 8 education
classes and knowledge of the words "Fak", "Sak",
"Shield", "Dam", "Girl", "Yes" and a couple more
dozens of popular English words.
Ability to find the disk and launch the Stylus.
     Zvukan - this one doesn’t know anything at all
necessary.
     Boss - have the ability
be friends with Vovik the Main, owner
offices.

                           The_Dark_Ope