Game - CRIME SANTA CLAUS 1.

 CRIME SANTA CLAUS 1 
ETS Hackers Group, 1995 

     We'll tell you about interesting
the adventures of Santa Claus, who found himself in
A magical land.

     It didn’t take long for my grandfather to understand what was wrong with him.
happened and where he ended up.
He left the clarification of this question to
then, but for now I decided to do some reconnaissance
terrain, so to speak.

     Having walked a little to the east, he saw
store and decided to go into it. But since in
pockets were empty, then negotiations with
an intractable watchman and sadman in
one person, did not lead to anything. A
attempt to remove the mask failed,
the vigilant watchman was on the alert. Okay,
Grandpa decided and moved on.

     Immediately a house appeared not far away. Well he
decided to knock, once, twice,
third... No one, the grandfather decided and decided to come in
insolently.  As he thought, there was no one there
it turned out, but there was some kind of
box.    Curious Santa Claus decided
explore it, and it turned out to be a ballroom
dress. Without hesitation, he decided to grab
him with you.

     And as it turned out, it was not in vain. After passing some more
then he saw a sad girl. By asking
Why is she so sad, she replied,
why should she go to the ball?she's not there
matching dress.  Well, grandfather decided
give her the dress, he doesn’t need it.
The girl thanked our grandfather and gave
give him money.  Grandpa first ostentatiously
seemed, but then still accepted.

     Then I ran to the store to buy some
mask.  After paying the money and taking the mask, he
I also noticed scissors lying
not far away.  But he was not allowed to take them,
they say you only paid for the mask, take it and
get lost.

     Coming out of the store, the grandfather discovered an itch,
which I hadn't noticed before.  By his face
a sinister grin flashed across
foreshadowed nothing good for
store.  The bag turned out to be small, and I had to
put out the mask for a while and take it on the itch. He
re-entered the store and approached the watchman,
who is already quite fed up with our grandfather.
Coming closer to him, the grandfather stopped itching, and
while the watchman was passed out,
quickly grabbed the scissors and pulled
hurry up.  Running out of the store he barely
caught my breath.  After examining the bag, he came to
conclusion that it is too small, and it would be necessary
cut it and make it more spacious.
Having immediately taken the mask, he went back to
east.

     Passing by a girl who
for some reason she continued to stand next to
flashlight and was in no hurry to try on a new one, grandfather
went out to the church.  There was a saint walking there
father, and there was an ax lying near the church.Well grandfather
I decided to talk to him, maybe the ax itself
he’ll give it back, otherwise you won’t be able to resist in plain sight. But that one
I balked, saying I need him myself. A
I gave my grandfather some kind of hook. "Why do I need him?"
Grandfather thought.  But I took it anyway, for sure
will come in handy.

     I moved on. I noticed it nearby
a policeman standing next to
deputy dacha. Aha, thought the grandfather, here it is
the mask worked. And somehow put it on his face
Grandfather calmly walked past the cop wearing a mask,
who didn't even pay any special attention to him
attention, rewarding only close
a fleeting glance.

     Having walked even further, the grandfather saw a house
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and decided to stop by
check on them.  As it turned out, the gnomes are at home
it wasn’t - they went to Africa for diamonds. Here
grandfather saw that hanging above each bed
by pickaxe. How can I get one? I thought
grandfather, and asked Snow White to bring him
drink because your mouth is dry. Well, bye
our grandfather didn’t waste his time -
grab your pickaxe and head out. Further on
the east path was blocked by something
snowman.  And for a moment it seemed to my grandfather that
he's alive.  Latrine - the grandfather decided and went
back.

     Grandfather passing by the priest again
began to ask him to lend him an axe, but
He’s no good, I need him, he says.
Okay, #$%& with you.

     Having reached the place where he appeared grandfather
I decided to sit down and rest. And at the same timethink about what to do next. Having figured it out, he
decided to go west.

     However, he did not manage to go far.
The frozen river blocked the path. Our grandfather is not
fool, I decided to test the ice for strength and
threw a stone there, which he picked up
ways.  That's right - the ice has broken. At the same time
and freeing the log.  Here the grandfather spread
brains, and decided that the log could be
drag him to the priest, maybe then an ax
will give it back.  Having quickly built a gaff, he
pulled the log ashore. However, not like that
It’s heavy, I can easily carry one, I thought
he dragged this log to the church. Barely,
Somehow he succeeded.

     The priest listened to our proposal
grandfather, that he would chop wood for him, and he would
He will give an ax for this, and he believed him. Here is ours
Grandfather again figured out what to worry about -
the ax is already in hand.  However, next to
priest he noticed some kind of package,
big bundle.  And somehow the priest
strange, one might even say slyly at him
looked.  Oh, okay, so be it, I’ll chop it
firewood for him.  And with this thought he began
work with an axe. Turning a log into wood
wow, the priest gave grandfather an ax, and also
some kind of carpet.  And that was exactly him
rolled up  Having given the carpet to the grandfather, the priest left
to church, giving his grandfather a sly look.
Having rested, our grandfather examined the ax and noticed
that he was dull. “What a sly one,” I thought.
he andTaking the carpet, he went further. Wherever
Should I sharpen my ax? Grandfather thought on the way to
Snow White's house.  And then he noticed two
stones that seem to
intended for sharpening sharp
items.  Somehow sharpened the ax, grandfather
went back to the river, with the help
with an ax you can build a raft there.
Having taken a fancy to one Christmas tree not far from the shore
grandfather cut it down, “This isn’t a raft, this is a bridge.”
“It’s possible to build,” the grandfather figured and took up
for work. Fortunately, it’s a stone’s throw from the neighboring shore
submit.

     Crossing the bridge, the grandfather came across
suspicious-looking bushes. Throwing it there
The bushes immediately dealt with the branch. Well
Well, the grandfather decided and with a menacing look he took out
still a sharp axe.  And started working
rolling up my sleeves. Soon there was nothing from the bushes
remained, as well as from the ax too. Well
okay, to hell with him, with an ax, maybe
We’ll manage without him, thought the grandfather and
moved on.

     Having descended from a small cliff, he
I met some kind of hermit. To the right of
there was some kind of move, but go there
our grandfather didn’t succeed - he was blown away
cute.  But somehow it’s possible to get there
pass, the grandfather thought and addressed this
a question for the hermit.   That something
muttered in poetic form, from
which the grandfather realized that he himself should
guess what should be given to him,to
he let him into the cave.  None of
The hermit did not take what he had.
What does he want? Once again my grandfather thought
and went back.   Having reached the strange
an area that still seemed
strange to my grandfather, my grandfather noticed that here and there
instead of earth there are some stone slabs.
Having taken out a pickaxe, the grandfather fucked as hard as he could
on them... And strangely enough, they split
and the grandfather fell into the cave.  He looked around
saw some strange creature and began
offer him different things, nothing
it was necessary, he finally tried to give it to him
stone, and he took it, and even
thanked.  Like, "Thank you, I'm stones
I love it for lunch." Then this one, so to speak,
The rock eater wondered why you were like that
sad? - Well, there’s no way out of the cave.
“I can,” answered Santa Claus. - No problem, -
says the stone eater, “I’ll carry you.” - And with
with these words he picked up his grandfather and
evaporated.

     Rubbing his eyes, the grandfather discovered that
is in some strange room. Here
suddenly his thoughts started spinning and spinning and
Some thoughts flashed through my mind: “It was boiling...
Squishy blinkers..."  “What am I talking about?” -
the grandfather thought again and, shaking himself, began
inspect the room in which he was.
It turned out to be some kind of room with a hole in
ceiling.  There wasn't a lot of furniture there,
some kind of mirror and bedside table. Near the mirror
some kind of lyingitem.  Picking it up, grandfather
I still couldn’t figure out what it was, but
ok, maybe this will come in handy. And shoved it in
bag. “What else is there to do?” thought the grandfather.
and wanted to jump onto a shelf driven into
wall.  However, it turned out to be slippery and he
kept slipping off it.  After
another unsuccessful attempt, he finally
I decided to rest, and at the same time to clean myself up
in order.  Approaching the mirror, he noticed
some strange inscription in non-Russian
language.

     “JABBERWOCKY,” muttered the grandfather and his
his legs stopped obeying him and walked straight
in the mirror, and he himself follows them.

     Oddly enough, he doesn't look in the mirror
crashed, but went right through. Miracles, yes
only! The grandfather marveled and realized that he was in
the same room, but in reverse. And I saw again
an item that I already took here, but before that,
how he entered the mirror.  But having taken it,
I felt that this one was very warm, and that one
was very cold.    Oh, okay
it will be useful, the grandfather decided to try to jump
on this ill-fated shelf on the wall and... this
he did it!

     Jumping up to the very ceiling he
stretched his hands into the hole and, without having time to do anything,
realize he was sucked in there, thrown out
then to the clearing where he had already been.
Not understanding anything, he went to the house
Snow White, maybe there’s still something left there.
He forgot that his way there was closed.

     Having reachedbefore the Christmas tree he suddenly noticed
Christmas tree decoration that I didn't notice
earlier.  “We need to throw it off,” the grandfather decided and
I was about to shake the tree, but
changed my mind, because she is very high
sat down.  “It will still break,” thought the grandfather and
laid out a carpet donated by the priest.
Taking hold of the trunk with his hands, he barely managed to
take away, as they almost froze to
no. How can we be here? And then he remembered that
picked up strange things in a strange
room.   He put the cold one aside, and so
It’s cold, but I pulled out a warm one. And only
I thought about how to use it, like that
turned into a pair of warm mittens with
heated  Having put them on, he grabbed the trunk and
shook him. The toy fell off and fell on
carpet, but mittens, although warm,
frozen to the trunk.   "As long as I'm lucky" -
thought the grandfather, and was about to continue
interrupted path to Snow White, like
I remembered under what circumstances
left the last one and decided not to spend
time and don't go there.

     "But, on the other hand, where else can you
go?" he thought.  And in the gorge! There
this hermit, maybe he can try again
what to give?  And with this thought he went to
way.  Approaching him, the grandfather handed him
Christmas tree toy and he took it! And also
allowed to go into the cave!  That's good -
thought the grandfather and rushed there.  And coolbroke off, it was dark there, at least prick
eyes.   Coming back to the hermit, grandfather
noticed coals lying near it. Probably
running into the cave, he did not notice how
the hermit put them there.

     Entering the cave again, he saw an old
skull, so I took it.  Then grandfather went
further into the cave and ended up in the Temple. There
having thought of putting the skull on the altar, he
heard:
     - You did the right thing. As a reward I
I give you a staff, but first talk to
my servant.

     Without thinking twice, the grandfather went to...
To the snowman.    The snowman is clearly not
disposed to talk, he only said,
that in order to take the staff,
need to climb to the highest
the point of the deepest gorge! And
sends Santa Claus to the hermit's cave
Nick the stonecutter...

     Taking a sledgehammer and breaking the ice in which
there was a staff, the grandfather just squealed with joy and
Swathed the staff with both hands and pressed it to
breasts
     - Now I can easily
enter any house and take everything
“I want it,” Santa Claus shouted and began wildly
laugh - now no one can
stop me...

     Suddenly the grandfather screams and laughs wildly
were interrupted as the sound began to sound in the distance
siren of a police car. "We need to get out of here
this place, otherwise what the hell is not joking. Where
Should I go now? ", thought Grandfather
Frost, leaving the cave...

    (C) D.Ivanishchev, Yu.Repnikov, A.Sharmanov