Joke - Cars.

 CARS 

 An elevator landing in a large building. From
The first one appears in the corridor and
collides with the Second coming out of the elevator.

     First.    Hello!    It's been a while since
See you! How's life?
     Second. Yes, I bought myself a car.

     First. Oh, congratulations, it's long overdue. Well
and how does it plow normally?
     Second. Yes, like pah-pah.
     First. Doesn't it slow down?
     Second.  In terms of? It slows down, of course.
Where have you seen a car without brakes?
     First.   Yes, where is this?
take it... Although I overclocked mine -
flies straight.
     Second. Aren't you afraid?
     First.  Yes, it’s nonsense if immediately after
overclocking everything is normal, then everything is fine
there will be.
     Second.  Well, as you know, I’m scared
speed up too much. I was right recently
received.
     First.  So it turns out you don’t have it
personal? And many users?
     Second. Me and my wife...
     First.  How does this work out for you?
Is your wife an admin?
     Second. Who?
     First. Well, administrator.
     Second.     Yes, I have it
works as an administrator.   How are you
guessed it?
     First.  Sur-row... Okay, the main thing is
so that the car doesn’t glitch.  Here I have
Imagine, there was a case - the windows opened
stopped.  Three windowsI open it, the fourth -
bummer.
     Second.  No, my windows are fine
open.  Why could this be?
be interesting?
     First.  Yes, because of RAM... Barked
there's something there.
     Second.  No, my frame looks like
ok...
     First.  Or was there another glitch - I
I thought the mouse was dead...
     Second. Right in the car?
     First.   What does in the car mean?  On
mat.
     Second. Oh, well, at least you’re lucky, don’t look for it
I had to. I was able to throw it away right away.
     First.  So why throw it away?  She
turned out to be alive. There's actually a tire
some kind of crap was creeping in...
     Second.   Wait, what do you have?
manual?
     First. Who?
     Second. Mouse.
     First. Well, not a leg one!
     Second.   I see, I'm an animal too
love... So did you change the tire?
     First.  Heh, how can you change it?
Together with my mother, perhaps...
     Second.  What about you, mom in these
business affairs?
     First.    Something cuts, something
You have to explain it manually. That one too
once... Actually, I have it from ASUS...
     Second. Where is this?
     First. In Taiwan.
     Second. Yeah? Your mother is from Taiwan?!
Wow, but you can’t tell!
     First. And what? They are quite decent!
     Second.  No, I'm not a nationalist
some... Just interesting.
     First. Do you have a big screw?
 Second. In terms of? I have a lot of them.First.  Many? Well, you're cool! And how much
right?
     Second.  Why did I count them, or what?
These screws, nuts...
     First. Gee-gee-gee! That's not what I'm talking about! I
I'm asking about the hard drive.
     Second. What hard drive?
     First. In the car which.
     Second. Is there a hard drive there?! I
didn't notice.
     First.  Well, give it to me! Of course there is
What would it be like without him?
     Second.   Well, yes, of course, in our
criminal time... They told me that
it's a cool salon, but I didn't think that
so... So the machines, along with
They sell them in hard drives!  Listen, what about him?
I guess I should register it somehow now
necessary?
     First. Everything you need, the selling company
already registered.  And if not, this
their problems.
     Second.  It's easy to say "their problem."
What if the cops grab me with a hard drive?
     First.  There's nothing else they can do
how to deal with your screw!  Glory
God, not in America.
     Second. And that's true...
     First. What video do you have?
     Second.  What do you have, and the video in
do you have a car?
     First. Of course, you have it too.
     Second.  Yes? Strange... Okay, I'm home
I'll read the description more carefully.
     First.   Yep, that's always helpful.
Any permission?
     Second.  Oh, so that means it’s still necessary
permission?
     First.   What does "need" mean?  Than
The more the merrier!
     Second.  I'll take it into account... And where to get it
need it?
     First.    In "Display Properties"
is placed.
     Second. What is being placed? Seal?
     First.  No, the print is somewhere else
wonders... Okay, then read it. A
What kind of audio do you have?
     Second.  I don't have an Audi, I have
"BMW".
     First.  What? So it turns out they
do they make sound now?
     Second.  Of course they do, where are you?
Have you seen a modern car without sound? Now
even the latest "Muscovite" radio
available...
     First.  Well, why only the Muscovite?
In the outback people are now also technically
pulls himself up.  Although the same radio on the car
Not everyone needs it...
     Second. Well, if there is, don’t rip it out
him!
 First. That's also true. Do you have a modem?
available?
     Second.  Yes, I don’t know, I say,
just bought... The seller doesn't seem to
talked about this.  So maybe
no...
     First.   Yes, connect to the Internet
necessarily.   Just look, with your
cool car some kind of virus
hook up.
     Second. Eh, what are you hinting at? U
I have a wife!
     First.  Oh, yes, you have it
admin, that’s her concern... (The elevator approaches.)
Okay, it's time for me. How do you get soap?
- tell me the address. (Enters the cabin.)
     Second. What, do you need soap?
     First. Yes, I don’t need it, I already have it
four free boxes...
     Second.  What are you doing, soap business?got busy?
 First.  In terms of? Spam, or what? For
who do you accept me, I still have to live
hunting!
     Second. Is it so dangerous now?
     First.   Otherwise!  For this the providers
that's the only way they nail it.
     Second.   Wow, I would never
thought... Thanks for the warning.
     First.  Okay, sorry, that's it. Bye.
(Press the button.)
     Second.  Bye... Hey, hey, wait a minute! U
What kind of car are you?
     First.  So far the third Pentium.
(The doors close and the elevator leaves.)
     Second (alone).  Wow,
third "Pentium"... I've never heard of this.
I wonder if this is cooler than the six hundredth
"Mercedes"?