Joke - Film script for the film "Rocky 4+".

 Film script for the film "Rocky 4+" 
 Konstantin Chulok


     Film script.  Caption: Ivan Drago was
defeated But he still has a brother in Russia,
Dormidont Drago. And so Dormidont came to
America to take revenge on Rocky...
     1. Walking down the street of Los Angeles
a tall and broad-shouldered man with a tight
stuffed with a string bag in his hands and a balalaika
armpit.  He has a beard, a potato nose,
low forehead - many large pimples.
Dressed in a quilted jacket and cotton pants, on
head wearing a hat with earflaps. The man is walking straight towards
camera, the middle shot gradually changes
close up, in the frame his evil and vicious
face.

     Caption: Rocky didn't know about it yet...

     2. Rocky and the girl, holding hands,
walk along the flower field.  Rocky on the go
bounces merrily.  He picks a flower
gets down on one knee and presents
him to his lady. Close up of Rocky's face
- happy and carefree. Beautiful
A tear of gratitude rolls down the girl’s cheek.

     3. There is an empty bar in the frame. Behind the counter
The bartender leans his elbows on her and looks bored.
He yawns. The door swings open and on the threshold
Drago appears.  He slowly circles
glance at the room.  Drago has one eye
squints a lot.  Dormidont goes to the counter.
Close up:huge feet in bast shoes
they walk heavily and confidently.   Drago
stops at the counter. Bartender scared
smiles, looking at him.

     Caption: "How may I serve you?"

     Drago stares at the bartender
the slanting eyes of a killer.  Then his lips
slowly part with a grin, exposing
long yellow fangs.

     Caption: "...... you in... horse...
... ...!  A glass... of blood..., ugh,
Christian .... ... babies."

     The bartender turns pale and makes an attempt
crawl under the counter. Dormidont holds out
a powerful hand and, taking the bartender by the collar,
lifts him into the air.   Large
close-up: scary hairy paw with long
dirty nails.  Visible through the fur
tattoo: “I WILL NOT TITTER DUSYA.”  Drago
slowly pulls the bartender towards him.
Close-up: on the bartender's forehead
Heavy beads of sweat appear.

     Caption: "What are you... using a razor... in
...., ... ... didn't understand ....?"

 Close-up: hanging above the ground
the bartender's legs in jeans and flip-flops.
Jeans are rapidly darkening and thin
a trickle flows onto the floor.

     Caption: "It will be done, sir!"

     Drago unclenches his hand and the bartender falls
on the floor  Rise with shaking hands
takes out a large black one from under the counter
bottle with the Star of David on the label and
pours a full glass of dark, thick
blood.Dormidont takes the glass and gulps
drinks it.  Streams of blood run through
unkempt beard in which you can see here and there
straws, bread crumbs and other debris.

     Caption: ".... ... ....... ... yours
soul!  Well done." He slowly clenches his fist
and the glass bursts. With a bloody finger
Dormidont writes on the counter: "..." and
is removed.  The bartender leans back exhausted
to the wall.  With a shaking hand he reaches into his
pants, gets it on the second try.
Feels himself, takes out his hand, smells it and
winces.

     Caption: Meanwhile at Rocky's house...

     Small cozy room. In the middle
The festive table is set.   On the table
sweets, cookies, big cake with
with candles.   Rocky and his
a girl, several boys and girls. U
Rocky's birthday.  Everyone is chatting happily
with each other, and Rocky every now and then
strokes the children sitting near him on the
curly heads.  The line reaches
cake.   Rocky gets full breasts
air.   Close up of Rocky's face
shiny, happy eyes and pouty
cheeks.   He blows out all the candles.  Guests
clap their hands.  Then Rocky and the kids
they start a merry round dance around the table.
Chairs fall.  Everyone is dancing enthusiastically.
Close-up: the girl's face. In beautiful
eyes sparkle with tears of happiness.

     Finally a holidayends and
the kids go home.   Rocky
shakes hands with the boys and,
bowing respectfully kisses hands
girls.     One especially cute one
he presses the golden-haired boy to
himself and gently pats his butt. Large
close-up: girl's face. On the beautiful cheek
a tear of tenderness rolls down.

     Rocky and the girl are left alone. They
sit down on the bed and, holding hands,
looking tenderly into each other's eyes.

     Caption: "Come on, huh?"

     The girl lowers her eyes in embarrassment. They
start playing palm games.  Tempo everything
accelerates.  Close-up: happy,
Rocky's loving eyes.

     There's a knock on the door.  Rocky is surprised
turns around, gets up and opens the door.
On the threshold there is a little man with a shaved head
head dotted with numerous cones.
On his hands are old, torn boxing
gloves with fingers sticking out. This
coach.

     Caption: "Rocky, Dormidont Drago sent
challenge for you!"

     Close-up: in the palm of the coach
lies a circle of paper with a skull and crossbones.
Rocky takes the paper and turns it over.
There's obscene writing on the back
word.

     Caption: "Yes, that's him..."

     Close-up: scared face
girls. Tears are rolling down your beautiful cheeks
horror.

     Caption: And preparations for the battle began...

     5. The same bar, only now itfull
visitors.   There are thick ones in the air
clouds of tobacco smoke. On an old fo-no
the tapper is playing - a little old man
a little man in a hat and a mustache with a brush.
All the tables are occupied, they are playing billiards
several punks in leather jackets and
dyed hair.

     The door swings open and on the threshold
Drago appears.   Everyone freezes.   He
passes to the counter.  One of the regulars
immediately jumps up, making room for him.
The bartender hurriedly pulls back the curtain,
covering part of the wall.   Opens
a huge poster with the inscription: "...! D.
Drago."  He's looking. Nods favorably.
Takes a half-smoked cigar from a neighbor's mouth
and snaps his fingers at the bartender. Bartender fast
fills the glass and gives it to Drago.
Close-up of the bartender's bare, skinny legs.
My knees are shaking slightly.  The camera goes higher.
It becomes clear that instead of pants, he is wearing
The bartender is wearing diapers.   Influx:
Johnson & Johnson brand.

     Drago drinks, then puts his hand in
beard, pulls out a large louse and
rubs it between his fingers. Leads around the hall
vicious look.

     Caption: "... in ....... Let's warm up, ...
... ....... you in ...!"

     He gets up and walks between the tables,
striking those sitting behind them. Those whom he
hit, remain lying in the most
bizarre poses.   Punkybilliards
line up and Drago
knocks them out one by one. Close to
The two punk girls froze in horror. Drago
sees them, his slanting eyes light up with lust.
He grabs one of the girls by the mohawk and
knocks her onto the pool table.  Then
sends the second one there and, disgustingly
smiling, begins to unbutton the wide
officer's belt  Visitors begin
slowly, on all fours,
crawl out of the bar.  Drago lies down on
the first of the girls.   Close up:
rhythmically moving hairy buttocks. On
On the left is the emblem of the Soviet Union.

 6. Rocky does it on his balcony
gymnastics  He crouches with his arms outstretched
in front of him, jumps in place and
waving his arms. Then he makes a swallow
and goes to the shower. Close-up: label on
shampoo: Johnson & Johnson.

     Rocky is having breakfast. On the table in front of him
there is a large bowl of cottage cheese, a jar
sour cream, three-liter jar of milk. His
the girl is sitting opposite.  Close up:
girl's face. Beautiful eyes sparkle
tears of love.

     Caption: And then the day of the duel came.

     7. In the locker room of Dormidont Drago
preparing for battle.   Two seconds
coming up to lace his gloves.
Drago pushes them away, the seconds fall.
Dormidont approaches the table.  On the table -
bottlevodka, matryoshka doll with Gorbachev's face,
balalaika.   He drinks vodka in one gulp,
bends down, takes it out of the bag standing under
table, a large nut and puts it in the right
glove.   Then he puts another one there
nut, valve from a water tap,
scissors, Singer sewing machine, pound
a weight and a steam heating battery.

     Caption: "u, ... ....... .. ....... ...
and ...., onto the path ....!"

     Drago chooses a younger second
knocks him to the floor and rapes him.  Large
close-up: Drago's huge buttocks again.

     8. The huge hall is packed. Bright
illuminated ring.

     Caption: "In the blue corner - Rocky Marciano,
United States of America!!!"

     The audience applauds. Rocky jumps out
ring.  Close-up: beautiful strong-willed
face of a young boxer.  He resets
thin silk robe and remains in shorts
American flag colors.

     Caption: "In the red corner - Dormidont
Drago, USSR!!!"

     In deathly silence he enters the ring
Drago.  He is already without a robe, visible on his chest
hammer and sickle tattoo. Below, on the stomach
- a fat naked woman with two string bags. On
Drago spacious cotton panties. Blue in
white peas.

     The gong sounds.

     Caption: "Boxing!"

 Drago turns into a hurricane.  hail
blows fall on Rocky and he
ends up on the floor.

     Caption: "One!.. two!.. three!.."

     Rockygets up slowly.    Drago
pushes the referee aside and again
rushes at him.   Terrible blows
fall on Rocky's face.  Here's Drago
low blow and Rocky again
ends up on the floor.

     Caption: "Brack!!!"

     Rocky's girlfriend is sitting in the front row.
Next to her is the bartender, punk girls,
golden-haired boy and raped
second.   Everyone is looking intently
ring.  Close-up: the girl's face. By
a tear rolls down your beautiful cheek
compassion. Rocky stands up, unsteadily.

     Caption: "Boxing!"

     Drago rushes at him.

     Gong.
     The opponents disperse to their corners.
The coach fans Rocky with a towel.

     Caption: "Don't give up! Remember, behind you
all of America!"

     Rocky looks around with a dull look
stands.
     Caption: "America?"

     The coach grabs Rocky by the underpants.
     Caption: "Look!"

     Rocky looks at him and becomes
stonily unyielding.
     Gong!
     Caption: "Boxing!"

     Drago lunges at Rocky again. That one
stands motionless.  The blows fall on
his jaws, nose, solar plexus,
his face is filled with blood, but Rocky is unshakable,
like a rock.  Drago steps back, looks with
surprise and incipient fear and
gives Rocky a terrible blow to the groin. Rocky
strains his muscles and Drago's hand breaks
elbow. And then Rocky goes intocounterattack
Drago is thrown into the ropes.  Impact!.. More
blow!.. Drago falls onto the carpet. Referee
opens an account.

     Caption: “One!.. two!.. three!..
four!... ... ten. Out!!!"

     The hall explodes.  Everyone jumps up
their seats and applaud, yell, and stomp
feet. Rocky's girl jumps into the ring
he hugs her.    Close up:
happy face of a girl.  In beautiful
eyes sparkle with tears of pride.  To the ring
the golden-haired boy runs out, Rocky
hugs him with his free hand and tenderly
strokes the ass.   All three start
spin around the ring.   Audience in the hall
forms a round dance around.    Universal
jubilation.  Those who are closer spit in your face
lying Drago. The camera goes up and
takes a general shot of this huge
round dance over which the flag proudly flies
United States of America - Rocky's underpants.

     Flood: in the corner of the flag - small
trademark of Johnson & Johnson.
     Blackout.