Murzilka #03

Юмор

Songs / Dance - Folklore from Batman'a, dance yourself.

       Macrosoft'u as once

       Strongly, strongly made in the eye

       Since then, he is a hundred times

       Began writing as a Democrat.


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     Macrosoft decided to become a Democrat

     He got his electorate

     But now he is not happy

     Ruin his electorate.


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        Macrosoft extremely happy

        Because now he is a Democrat

        Strongly like him

        To cave in to the crowd.


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        Was editor-MS

        Publishes a magazine

        But in the case got Ganfaiter

        And the missing log.


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        One fine day

        MS was dumb as a stump

        A Redemptor the same day

        Was too blunt as three stump.


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  Macrosoft born to be a poet

  He has them a little with regards

  The problem is this poet

  He writes extensively about it.


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     Macros are not inventing the wheel

     Yes, and it has long since established

     But enjoys the subject of our Sim MS

     After all, that neither the text, he has run over.


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       Macrosoft writer Al

       Dashed off a cool story

       But Ganfaiter awake

       A handful of finished mats.


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      Ganfaiter was too clever

      The text he wrote like a madman

      Put above all the volume

      Many mats have been in it.


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   Times have Macrosoft'a stomach ache

   Gemini is an ardent patriot, from his childhood

   He gave Macrosoft'u pound of arsenic

   So now it will disappear, surely.


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  By Macros'u on prktiku Gemini came

  And in the morning Macros kidney is not found.


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  Macros such as evening fell into suspended animation

  That guy Gemini applied anesthesia.


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We strongly Macrosoft'a headache
But Gemini has come, and he cut off the root of evil


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   Thought Macrosoft, which held an innovation
A Gemini is on him, holds trepanation


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   Taking the coil and soldering

   Soldered Ganfaiter matyugalnik

   A junction of this creation

   He yelled back his stihotvotrenie.


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    Once Macrosoft'a suffered

    The strongest eruption happened

    Violence is society demolished

    And would not tolerate the next eruption.


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      Macrosoft big Igrunov

      In eight string guitar

      You need one to hang

      Here is a lamuda.


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 MS and Gemini came to Ganfaiter'u
 Asked the children - "let the tape"
 And he said Ganfaiter - "the fuck you gone"
 No cassettes mulberries no.


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       Macrosoft stuck in the window

       He thought the Day of Judgement

       Dreamed him that he

       Is not it, and Sauron.


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     Macrosoft decided to shoot

     With Gemini through a handkerchief

     And having decided to live not be given

     Shot himself in the temple.


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     Macrosoft decided to start

     His magazine issue

     Released it once the other

     Stumbled against the authors of the crowd.


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    Dr. Gemini cured by tseroza

    Removing the liver without anesthesia

    And now the turning point

    He treats zakatyvaniem in concrete.


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     Stupid presented MS'u GIFT

     Do you have MS-ka to us LIVT

     We will be with you together

     At Aurora, run hither and afternoon.


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      Stupid to come Macros'u

      Cho for us in LIVT it did not go

      We would be there with you for a couple of

      B howled at night with a guitar.


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      A Ganfaiter and Redemptor

      Had lamudoy

      And now the lame Redemptor

      A Ganfaiter entire braid.


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      Macrosoft such a naughty boy

      Found a large boulder

      Gemini dragged past

      At once turned into a pancake.


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   Small Macros in a wheelbarrow ride

   Brake softly at once broke off

   And now crying Sauron

   After all, he did not see the collision.


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       Macrosoft liked to knock

       Head of the bed

       And from this it

       Dreaming of the girls awake.


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       Macrosoft not sleep all night

       And in the morning cried

       Soon everyone will skiff

       The Apocalypse is coming.


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       Examined the MS world

       From worms to black holes

       And now, having knowledge

       Posted on rosin universe.


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       As once a Igrunov

       Found a bag of runes

       Runes were familiar

       Have become a cancer.


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       MS learned astrology

       Immediately everything about everybody proznal

       And suddenly he opened

       What Ganfaiter was Mu-Mu.


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       We wound up chameleon

       And all confused as ever

       We had thought that it was he

       And it turned out she was.


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     The dispute arose in our trumpery

     How do we translate the soft

     Whether it is soft and gentle

     Either we are all fools.


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   LIVT not so bad

   And not everyone in LIVT'e Loh

   Stupid here is an example

   For those who will be in LIVT'e engineer of