Murzilka #03

Thoughts - the answer to the "Correspondence" in the "MsF" N # 0b.

  On the piazza sits a fairly successful publisher in the 
environment "Young authors":


- Come! Flew! Culture Sale -

  fifteen rubles a thing ... What do you ska
  showed? Fifteen rubles expensive?

  Wai Wai Wai. Shame on you, the devil
  kulturschina! Culture is priceless ...

  and so cheap to give ...

  What? Fuck needs it? - Well, you do not

  need - not a hindrance ... I said to
  walked out of here, moron. Now the author

  Behold this very culture will call - he

  you insert it where you want.

    Flew! Come! Only today,

  just me - a bright, kind, Chambers
  Noe - give inexpensive. What? Can not

  take one? No - there is only

  set. No light - it's not beer. This

  in general, so to speak ... Well you will, in short,

  not be needed. What? - Warranty

  "Eternal" - six months. What? Little?

  Well, what do you want for the price - it's

  because the Chinese fake - and where you

  Now now find?

    Attention, citizens! Love For Sale.

  As they say, inflates and love. Well

  that that the patch - did you like that
  I would have torn you sell. Well, if you

  so you want - I and a whole - but it will
  children have first love - respectively

  expensive. What? No loyalty comes from behind
  individual price. True do not give a guarantee.

  Speaking of the truth - I've got the truth
  curve is true, what you are able to

  found in this market, take - not fires
  leesh. What, you do not believe. I have a bazaar from
  Chambers ... and for this in particular.

    Beauty! I give fifteen rubles
  lei. What, dear? Is it expensive? Yes you

  where there is so beautiful come from? A

  Well go from here.

  Urgently take all the beauty.

  Who's not all, of those punish. Joke. By the way,

  who needs a joke - I know the pain
  shoy joker. 20 rubles a joke. No, it is

  no joke. Joke of all kinds - from the terrible
  Noah and the terrible persecution of 10 to a friendly
  FIR pinned on 30.

    Rich inner world ", by the way, no
  who do not need? I have one left -

  give less. Why does he need? - For

  beauty. As you have not bought Crusoe
  that? So much the worse for you.

    What else do we have left?

    Sale expressive art

  funds young artists. Cultural

  a man without in any way. Means of 3

  letters - five rubles, 5 letters - three

  ruble. Plus one percent on the value
  dependence to me at every hand. That
  Kieu, here we have Christmas discounts. Each
  home buyer as a gift to buy

  transferred copyright to use
  The use of literary heroes jews'ov with

  a complete description of their life ("Otrochest
  in "and" Youth "). Also in the gift you

  receive a unique tool to increase
  crease ob'ema your texts - polly
  pa tool allow you to increase ob'em

  by 100-150 percent.

                  ...

    Culture! Love! Only me.

  Come! Flew!
End so to say "working" day, marketplace becomes empty. 
Suddenly, the first publisher comes another equally successful 
author and thoughtful "cultural" view begins: - Hello, dear 
competitor. 

  Increases if the cultural level of population
  leniya? Whether alive in readers all the

  "Bright, good, eternal, which we are

  bear? All well there in the first place

  are bright ideals of goodness and truth,

  love and beauty? ...
First, picking the interlocutor in mid-sentence:
- Okay prikalyvatsya.My is surely with you

  profi - know that no culture

  no ...