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Proverbs II - that's obvious.
200.Ne say ho, if face is crooked. 201.Seks without a maiden - a sign durachiny. 202.Esli really want, you can in the face get it! 203.Gus pig is not a friend, a friend. 204.Rozhdenny crawling flies long 205.Kazhdy man in his own right, and In my opinion, there is no 206.Kazhdy man has a right to left! 207.Cheloveku tend overeat. 208.Ne knowing ford, pass another impres Ed. 209.Vzyalsya a tug - do not forget to go to Shower. 210.Horosho laughs best who laughs without consequences. 211.Chem less we love a woman, the more time to sleep. 212.Dayte me a fulcrum, otherwise I will re will restore the earth! (Drunken Archimedes) 213.Druzhba friendship, and legs apart! 214.Vot your grandmother and whisked through the door! 215.Odna head is good, but two - Necro Sivo! 216.Sem time on the rails, one on the door ... 217.Na freebie and "frame" - butter weight Lo. 218.Oralny sex with resulting therefrom consequences. 219.Zhizn impossible to turn on the rear, And why should she? 220.S ship to women. 221.Rozhdenny take to give can not 222.Darenomu provider in the channel is not smot ryat. 223.Kak two bytes to send ... 224.Chto in the mouth, that forehead! 225.Tishe go - on going (on the places where you go). 226.V healthy body - healthy chair! 227.Lyubov evil, love and a goat. 228.Trudno find a black nigger in the dark room, especially if it vyko lots of eyes and broken teeth ... 229.Hranite money in a savings pot sah! 230.Chto declined with age - it was gone. 231.Darenomu horse finger in your mouth not luggage. 232.Chto a sober mind, drunk already done! 233.Na every wise enough question tatita. 234.Na thief and hurts like a cap. 235.Shilo in the bag can not hide - all the same up pops! 236.Obhodi tram in front, and honor youth. 237.Dorogo of women's egg to an international who's Day! 238.Nazvalsya goose - to save Rome. 239.Hochesh ride - a hundred rubles! 240.Ne cat carnival all that glitters! 241.Gus pig - not a sheep cabbage. 242.Za two hares chase - - The third did not catch it! 243.Eto all sewn on the white water with a pitchfork. 244.Chto naturally - it is not without orgasm. 245.Uchene - light and ignorance - the darkness! 246.Sem troubles - a RESET. 247.Tyazhelo in treatment, it is easy in his grave. 248.S native land - c uma not go down. 249.Pozhivem - uedem. 250.Doroga horse for dinner. 251.V no place like home was demolished. 252.Nos spree red. 253.V love all ages agile. 254.Plohoy dancer does not interfere dance well. 255.U seven children of a nurse without an eye. 256.Lyubu expensive watch. 257.Vzyalsya the plow - climb into the shower. 258.Vse brilliant - in sheets. 259.Moyte hands before ... and ass! 260.Tyazhelo treatment - it is easy in paradise. 261.Ploh one Indian who does not dream be dead. 262.Otsutstvie law does not exempt from responsibility. 263.Esli from a woman needs one, it does not able to another. 264.Nastoyaschaya hunting - this is when he Ojo she and her hunt! 265.Uchene - light, ignorance - nice twilight. 266.Lyubov - like a fire, do not fall kinesh ku - disappears. 267.Kishka thin, but it is - straight! 268.Sri the root! (Kuzma bars) 269.Rozhdenny crawl! Where do you climb? 270.Kto Early to bed, at that late rises. 271.Ne all that gold, that is bad. 272.Lysy pedestrian not riding. 273.Sdelal thing - a woman with a cart. 274.Ne pull the rubber for the long tail box. 275.Grosha not worth a damn. 276.Tishe go - thicker muzzle. 277.Komu sick, and someone in the ass can be. 278.Luchshe time to cut than a hundred times from measure. 279.Ne blame the mirror if the eggs IU are solved. 280.Odin in the field - worse than a Tatar. 281.Chem farther into the forest, the odd man out. 282.Est still powder in the flasks and Iago hole in the buttocks! 283.Ne vodka a single drunk person! 284.Skolko do not feed the wolf, and the Elephant still more! 285.Sdelal thing - come down from the body. 286.V the dark all cats seryut. 287.Soldat they are hatched. 288.Na neither there nor the court is not. 289.Kto does not work, drink! 290.Budesh a lot to live - will soon wear out Xia. 291.Tishe go - fuck you come! 292.Bez pond and not pull the fish from is not st. 293.Kazhdoy creature - a pair of 294.Mal spool, and get nowhere. 295.Luchshe sleep than nedoest. 296.Moyte arms instead of food. 297.Svoya straitjacket closer to body. 298.Huy - while the iron is hot. 299.Golod not aunt - calm. 300.Ne spit in the well - he got there desh. 301.Ne whining, because shitting! 302.Kazhdy people have such a right The proof, which has it. 303.Ne sure - no brakes! 304.Narodu gathered - to spit apple nowhere! 305.I on our street, KAMAZ with marijuana ne revernetsya ... 306.Za a broken 15-day yield. 307.Yaytsa in uniforms, boiled potatoes. 308.Kakov table, so is the chair. 309.Vzyalsya of ass - do not say that it is not rad. 310.Pervy son - a clod. 311.V feet is no truth. But the truth is there is no above. 312.V still waters do not wave their fists. 313.Net DOOMa without fire. 314.Beregi honor of his youth - and fall in love goat! 315.Rabotat lowered into the sleeves. 316.Dolg spree red. 317.Tishe going .. all will be there. 318.Ne sure - Overtaking and see. 319.I girls are intact, and the guys are hungry. 320.Mnogo will know - will not coc taritsya. 321.Zhizn have to live there, not to it was excruciatingly painful and embarrassing ... 322.Ne drunk even in Russia are good model Lodz. 323.Ptitsu seen on the litter. 324.Nam mind hand-made steel hook! 325.Darenomu horse is not waving fists. 326.S soap heaven in a cottage. 327.Chuk from Huck does not fall far. 328.Skolko Len much zing? 329.Kto ripe - that and ate it. 330.Pod still stone, we always have time. 331.Lyubvi submissive all the plane! 332.Schaste is - it can not have. 333.Ne porn, yes defiantly! 334.Lyubov evil, but not as much as it hopes goat. 335.Ne take it to the head - take it in your mouth! 336.Ne believe the girl's tears - crocodile also cry. 337.Ne so terrible Carlson, as his pro Peller. 338.Kesaryu - Caesar's, samurai - Haraki ri 339.Vse flows, all of me ... 340.Kakov priest, like and litter. 341.Ne Bonch as terrible as it Brue HIV! 342.Prishel saw, get back - give other look. 343.Esli mountain will not come to Mohammed, dick on a mountain! 344.Yazyk to bring the clitoris! 345.Podle asshole waving their fists not. 346.Na babtsa and the beast running. 347.Vsyu night and rises slowly in the first py, and next morning you wake up - again with unguis. 348.Slona something I do not priminetil! 349.Rozhdenny build not drink can not. 350.Vesna tell anyone where the shit! 351.Chya the cow lowed, and a lousy s the ring groove will not spoil. 352.S beautiful live not forbid. 353.Ploh one element, which until the post is not doebetsya! 354.Nazvalsya milk mushrooms - bit you on. 355.Tili-tili-test - two boots pair. 356.Glaza fear and his hands - the hooks. 357.Luchshe once delivered, than each day to shave. 358.Zdrastvuy body of a young, unknown ... 359.Kto rich ones and are happy to ... 360.V each part is really a joke. 361.Odna head - well, but two - a lot. 362.I old woman is porn! 363.Zhizn have to live so that other GMM nepovadno was! 364.Kogda woman on Mount cancer whistle ... 365.Ne knowing ford, not Suy. 366.Kak will wear his sword-belt, so tupeyu and that peyu ... 367.Partiya was, is and will be there! 368.V feet is no truth - it is slightly higher. 369.Rozhdenny creep can not lie. 370.Bol of invention. 371.Tili-tili-test - two boots pair. 372.Ne hundred friends, have a hundred under RUG! 373.Vzyalsya the plow, do not say that the Ingush. 374.Vzyalsya a member, do not say that the Chechens. 375.Vzyalsya his chest and say something. 376.Odna head - well, but without it much funnier! 377.Sto grams - do not stop Crane - dernesh, do not stop! 378.Chto fell from the cart, then keep your pocket wider. 379.Vrubatsya thou canst not be, but Zag ruzitsya be required! 380.Kurit I will, but the drink will not give up! 381.A Happiness was so possible and so ... possible ... and that's because ... 382.Borotsya and to seek, find and pereprya thief! 383.Ne Remember the Lord .. vsunem! 384.Kuy iron on the spot! 385.Zaryazhennomu tank into the barrel do not look. 386.Sdelay good thing and it's you sufficient No! 387.Ne clothing colors girl, and the absence condition thereof! 388.Svezho food, so hard to turn gray! 389.Chto fell from a cart, then it will not cut down porom. 390.Ne spit in galoshes - it will be useful in sit down! 391.Myal spool up the holes. 392.Chego drink will be. 393.Doma Negro and the walls of hate. 394.Ischi Negro tonight! 395.Kazhdoy critters - at the Hare! 396.Kishka thin, and our tanks are fast! 397.Uchene - light and light for the plate should be tit. 398.Lyubish ride, hundred rubles. 399.Ne hundred friends, and the woman have a brazen face. 400.Naglost - second happiness. 401.Derzhi myself in your hands! If you do not keep his feet. 402.Dayte soldier pivot point, and ... he falls asleep. 403.Umom you can not shine, but Sapo GOM must shine! 404.Kto last, he and Dad! 405.Iskusstvo requires sacrifice, and every the day they became more and more. 406.Ne hundred rubles, have a hundred tank owls! 407.Vremya heals, but the doctor - fast. 408.Druga can not be bought, but it can be sell. 409.Vzyatku sex will not spoil. 410.Luchshe have tits, she in the hands framework of! 411.Horosho when the dog - a friend, but the plane ho, when a friend - the dog. 412.Chto you sow, you will not find! 413.Zhizn - a harmful thing - from her umi rayut ... 414.Esli impossible, but very desirable, then You can, if necessary, but do not want, then not necessarily! 415.Vozmi horse by the horns!
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