Veselukha - a humorous story: I am a machine.

<b>Veselukha</b> - a humorous story: I am a machine.

            MACHINE
(C) Yuri Nesterenko


  Platform lift. From the corridor there
First and faces coming out of the elevator
II. First:

  - Hello! Long time no see! Well, how
life?

  Second:

  - Yes here, the car itself bought ...

  - Oh, congratulations, it's time. Well, as normal plowing?

  - Yes, like, ugh-ugh.

  - No brakes?

  - Meaning? Slows down, of course. Where are you
a car without brakes, see?

  - It's a yes, where have you take a ... While here I am its 
dispersed - just flies. 

  - And do not you afraid?

  - Yes, nothing, if, immediately after the dissolution of
everything is normal, then continue to order will.

  - Well as you know, and I was dumb too
accelerate. I and the rights of a recently received.

  - So you have it, it turns out not personal? And a lot of 
users? 

  - I let the wife ...

  - What is this turns out, you have a wife -
admin?

  - Who?

  - Well, the administrator.

  - Yes, I have it running by the administrator. And how did 
you guess? 

  - Sur-p-Rehoboam! Well, the main thing that wheelbarrow
not buggy. I, count up, there was a case -
window open longer. Three windows open, the fourth - bummer.

  - No, I have the window open normally.
And because of what this might be interesting?

  - Yes because RAM'a ... Barked there chtoto.

  - No, I like the frame in order ...

  - This is when I have the quartet was.

  - Yes, the "Quartet" - it's not cool.

  - Well, for those times normal. Or here
More bug was - I thought the mouse died ...

  - Directly in the car?

  - What does it mean - in the car? On the mat.

  - Ah, well, at least fortunate to find it was not necessary. 
Immediately throw away could not. 

  - Duc why kick? She was alive. There, in fact, on the bus some
trash climbed ...

  - Wait, it you have that manual?

  - Who?

  - Mouse.

  - Well, not same foot!

  - Clearly, I also love zhyvotnyh ... So you
tire changed?

  - Heh, how to change it somehow? With
mom did that ...

  - And you've got that, my mother in these cases flogs?

  - Something whips, something has to explain to handle. So 
this time ... In general, I have it ASUS'ovskaya ... 

  - This is where is it?

  - Taiwan.

  - Yes, eh? You have a mother from Taiwan? It is necessary,
and for you and do not say!

  - What? They are quite decent!

  - Yes, no, I'm not a nationalist of some ... I wonder just ...

  - And you've got a big screw?

  - Meaning? I have a lot of them.

  - A lot! Well, you're cool! And how much?

  - Yes chtoya them, believed it? These screws,
Nuts ...

  - Gy-gee-gee! Yes, I'm not about that! I ask about the hard 
drive. 

  - Which hard drive?

  - In the car, which.

  - And there is that hard drive is? I have not noticed.

  - Well, you give! Of course there is, as without
it somehow?

  - Well, yes, of course, in our criminal
time ... Told me that this is a cool interior, but I do not 
think so. Hence, machines with hard drives sell!

Hey, it probably is now somehow have to register?

  - All that is necessary, the firm-the seller has already 
registered. And if not, it's their problem. 

  - It is easy to say "their problem." And if
I have cops with the hard drive zagrebut?

  - That they have nothing else to do, both with
screw your deal! Thank God, not in
America.

  - And that is true ...

  - A video you have some?

  - Have you got that video in the car have?

  - Of course, you have.

  - Yes? Strange ... Okay, I'm home honor
description more closely.

  - Yeah, it's always helpful. Permit a
at least some?

  - And so therefore, still need permission?

  - What does "need"? The more, the
better!

  - Uchtu ... And where should it receive?

  - In the "Display Properties" is placed.

  - What is put? Printing?

  - No, print elsewhere specified ...
Okay, then read. And the audio you have what?

  - I did not "Audi", my "BMW".

  - What? E what are leaves, they now
make a sound?

  - Of course, do, where you saw a modern car without a sound? 
Now even most recently, "a Muscovite," there is radio ...


  - Well, why only a Muscovite? In the depths of the people are 
too technically pulled. Although the same radio in a car just 
not everyone needs ... 

  - Well, if it is - not as rip it!

  - Too true. A modem that you have there?

  - Yes, I do not know, say well, just
bought ... The seller did not seem to say about that. So, maybe 
not ... 

  - Yes, inetu Login required!
Just look, with its steep wheelbarrow virus some not subchain.

  - Hey, what are you hinting at? I have a wife
is!

  - Oh, yeah, she's in your admin, as it is
care ... (Suitable elevator.) Well, time for me.
How soap obzavedeshsya - sobschi the address.
(Comes into the cockpit)

  - And you that soap necessary?

  - Yes, I do not need me, and so four
khalyavnykh box ...

  - You Th, soap business to do?

  - Meaning? Spam, or what? What do you
take me, I still live hunting!

  - And what is now dangerous?

  - And then! During that service providers only nailed it.

  - Wow, never would have thought ... Thank you for having been 
warned. 

  - All right, sorry business. Bye. (First
presses the button.)

  - While ... Hey, hey, wait! And you've got something
What car?

  - So far, the third "Pentium."

  (Elevator doors closed, First leaves). The second (alone):

  - Wow, the third "Pentium" ... And not heard of this. 
Interestingly, it's steeper than the six hundredth of the 
Mercedes? 

Originals: And your residents, we interrupt to hang!