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Deja Vu #04
31 марта 1998 |
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Seven and 1 / 2 - Lesson Lamer or a hundred and one procedure for cleaning the battery.
SoundTrack: "FuCK iSn'T A FacT Yet" (A. FER)
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(C) PLAYGEAR COMPANY / BD
Author: Card! Nal 'dAn!! L
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+ Lesson lamer or a hundred and one procedure +
+ Cleaning battery v0.007T + + demo. +
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Hello to all readers the very steep
(No false modesty), a magazine for all
Our favorite computer
S SPECCY!!! We, Card! Nal and
c S dAn!! L, decided to squeal
S this little article for anyone
) S you thought ... for lamers.
M S I must say that you do not
S I perceived it seriously,
RS because today you know
S what day (who does not immediately
install, look'ni
at the date of issue of the magazine).
It all began with what I have, Card! Nal,
filled up as something to dAn!! L'y, and after a short but
meaningful conversations such as:-Nove there? Doe horseradish!
- DAn!! L began to show me the "new soft". Among novya was
Journal Zx-Element or Energy # 9, which was suspiciously
similar to the ZX-FORMAT and stubbornly did not want to work on
validating ... uh, sorry, computer unconnected
myshoy. We, of course, set to scrap that
be identified in the program and driver Bat
turn it off. Clicking on the Magic Scorp'a began to delve into
the program. There we saw joke: the battery was purified by XOR
A, and check for zero makes the CP 0. Magazine we've fixed, but
we strongly CP 0 pinned, and we laughed, we decided to write an
article that covers similar question, or rather clean the
battery.
Now, attention! Let's go!
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LD A, 0
XOR A
SUB A
These commands, as you realize the battery is clean, but I
do not recommend their use, despite the high speed of
execution, as Hacker, who will inevitably be break your
program, seeing them soon understand what is happening here
cleaning the battery and not rasksorka body of the program!
;---------------------------------------- The following
procedure does the same, but the original.
RES 7, A
RES 5, A
RES 3, A
RES 1, A
RES 6, A
RES 4, A
RES 2, A
RES 0, A
There is not immediately realize what was happening, until
not protrassiruesh STS'om v1.0 or MONS.
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Next protsedurka doing it in a loop, but it somehow with the
battery clears more and register for your B-CPU PENTIUM II 333
or MOTOROLLA 68,060 (all in different ways).
LD B, 8
SLA A
DJNZ $ -2
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Then the devil himself will break his legs, still
did not understand why this happens.
LD C, # 1980
SLI A
RRC C
JR NC, $ -4
XOR C
RRC C
JR NC, $ -3
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Next cleverly done at the speed of protsedurki affect the
registers B and C, which then crush. Speed ranges from 32 to
1310732 ticks ... fantastic! This is truly amazing speed
capabilities of Z80A.
LD H, D
LD L, E
LDIR
LD A, B
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Generally, the procedure for cleaning the battery
better made into a subroutine and refer to it as required.
CALL CLR_A
RET
CLR_A XOR A
RET
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Until then stuffed article, I heard on the radio cool
phrase, quote: Happiness is - it can not have!
Further, the processor charges the battery,
to glitches and goes on the banner Z.
ADD A, A
JR NZ, $ -1
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Ha-ha-ha! Again on the radio joke said: Harder for shoferku
hold sheep!
Further explanation will not.
AND 0
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One procedure is different from the other quite the opposite.
DEC A
JR NZ, $ -1
INC A
JR NZ, $ -1
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On the radio again, a joke breccia: Better
sleep than nedoest!
This program is run is dangerous, because
Port 0 may be a port expansion
memory, Bat, joystick, monitor, printer, disk drive, claves, a
microprocessor, drive ... oh, it already was, or all
Taken together!
IN A, (0)
CPL
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There's nothing I can not explain ... glitch
uttermost.
LD C, # 7F
AND C
RRC C
JR C, $ -3
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These four protsedurki similar to each
another as diapers Hughes, Liberia and others
LD A, 1
ADD A, # FF
LD A, # FF
ADD A, 1
LD A, 1
DEC A
LD A, # FF
INC A
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Here to explain, I think not. Tell
only that instead of B can be used
all other registers and ports Spectrum.
LD B, 0
LD A, B
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Zdesya involved not only commands LD,
ADD and DJNZ, but PUSH and POP. If you understood my ravings,
if balls will go down lower ... I'm not in that sense ...
LD B, 16
ADD HL, HL
DJNZ $ -1
PUSH HL
POP AF
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Instead of a sequence of commands and RRA
AND A, you can use the sequence (I love that word) team SLA A.
LD B, 8
RRA
AND A
DJNZ $ -2
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The following procedure is eight times as twists in
cycle daunting command NEG.
LD B, 8
SCF
RRA
NEG
RRA
DJNZ $ -3
ADD A, # 56
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If you could not figure out how to work the next
protsedurka, then I can get you congratulations to you - a deer!
DJNZ $
LD A, B
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Today it seems Dam pinned on the radio:
I wish you health, happiness and creative Uzbeks!
Next programm makes fun read: it is pin # FF to the
registers B and A, and then the chips from them by yedinichku.
LD B, # FF
LD A, # FF
DEC A
DJNZ $ -1
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LD HL, # FFFF
INC HL
PUSH HL
POP AF
This procedure works well, such as:
LD DE, # FFFF
INC DE
PUSH DE
POP AF
or as:
LD BC, # FFFF
INC BC
PUSH BC
POP AF
As you can see - no difference.
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Instead, you can use tags METKA
tag SHIT, but instead use DATA_A
SUXX. Choose for yourself what you nicer.
LD HL, DATA_A
LD DE, METKA +1
LDI
METKA LD A, 1
RET
DATA_A DEFB 0
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It is not clear why the team here cling CP 0 JP Z, ...
Anyway, byte more - less than a byte (logic pisishnika).
LD A, 0
CP 0
JP Z, $ +3
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If you have custom firmware ROM
then with the battery clears all
memory.
LD A, (# 3D03)
LD B, A
LD A, (# 3D04)
ADD A, B
CP 0
JP NZ, 0
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There is finally a program which uses the index register, I
advise you to call her on CALL.
LD IX, DATA
LD A, (IX +0)
RET
DATA DEFB 0
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The next glitch is not only discharge the battery down to
zero, but the cut in the tube to the Scorpio. To cut the pipe
postavte # 1FFD instead # 7FFD in the fourth row from the
bottom.
LD BC, # 7FFD
IN A, (C)
AND% 00001111
AND% 11110000
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The program can not go if you have
ROM is not RULEZ, but SUCKS AND MUST DIE!
LD A, (# 3D00)
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Something I just scored on a TR-DOS ... This procedure
yuzaet this interface.
LD HL, # 8000
LD DE, # 0000
LD B, 1
LD C, 5
CALL # 3D13
LD A, (# 8000)
LD B, A
XOR B
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The next two Gluck so buggy,
I have a simple language ... or rather fingers
do not turn to comment on them.
LD A, # FF
CPL
AND% 00000001
RES 1, A
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Many beginners lamer still do not
know how to use the second mode interrupts. Therefore, watch
and learn. And how learn, so please send at least $ 5 to my
email address, you can, what may be objected to.
ORG # 8000
DI
LD HL, # BE00
LD DE, # BE01
LD BC, 256
LD (HL), # BF
LDIR
LD A, # BE
LD I, A
IM 2
EI
HALT
DI
IM 1
PUSH AF
LD A, # 3F
LD I, A
POP AF
RET
INT DI
PUSH HL
PUSH DE
PUSH BC
PUSH IX
PUSH IY
LD A, 0
POP IY
POP IX
POP BC
POP DE
POP HL
EI
RETI
ORG # BFBF
JP INT
Of course, the program can be slightly reduced in length,
erasing all commands except LD A, 0, and instead use the XOR A.
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This protsedurka tied to a specific address, for it is said
that the change this address will result in the premature
installation wINDOWS 95 with all the ensuing consequences from
here.
ORG # BFFC
DI
CALL # 0052
DEC SP
DEC SP
POP HL
LD B, L
LD C, H
PUSH BC
POP AF
EI
RET
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Instead, you can use tags BYTE
not any long sequence of letters.
Most have nothing to add.
LD A, (BYTE)
RET
BYTE DEFB 0
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If you're the Charite in the codes, then
program eventually goes on RET
or go to JP 0.
LD A, (# 0000)
M CP 0
JR NZ, YEP
JP 0
YEP LD A, (M +1)
CP 0
JP Z, RETURN
JP 0
RETURN RET
Help for lamers: Use RST 0
JP instead of 0, and then your hair will not
dry and lifeless, and will be wet and
stir.
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Well, what else can I say?
LD A, 0
CP 0
JR NZ, 0
RET
LD A, 0
CP 1
JP Z, 0
RET
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Printing characters on the RST # 10 is also handy for the
discharge of the battery.
LD A, 2
CALL 5633
LD HL, MES
M1 LD A, (HL)
CP 255
JR Z, CONT
RST # 10
INC HL
JR M1
CONT LD A, (# 4000)
RET
MES DEFB 22,0,0, "0", 255
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Then as luck. Either clear the battery or clean your
computer from Memory or memory of a computer, one promise
viruses kick the bucket at once!
LD A, B
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, C
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, H
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, L
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, D
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, E
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, R
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, I
CP 0
RET Z
LD A, A
CP 0
RET Z
JP 0
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Here is twisted itaratsionny cycle
(Woe to those who do not study in the programmer)
and made out, so call her at
CALL.
LD HL, 0
NEXT_B LD A, (HL)
CP 0
RET Z
INC HL
JR NEXT_B
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And the last masterpiece of cleaning the battery completes
the top hundred and one procedure. The program should work,
although not I know ... not tested ... number dAn!! L clearly
taken from the bulldozer.
LD A, 4
LD B, 101
LD C, 38
LD D, 41
LD E, 19
LD H, 9
LD L, 1943
ADD A, B
ADD A, C
ADD A, D
ADD A, E
ADD A, H
ADD A, L
INC A
P.S. All this nonsense stuffed Card! Nal / PGC /
BD. Procedure devised dAn!! L / PGC / BD and
Card! Nal / PGC / BD. We can continue this
section, so please send comments and
Of course, our original procedures for cleaning batteries.
P.P.S. A Ze Pagan sat like a moron
up to three nights and painted all this bredyatinu you invented
here, a brush for painting nails!
P.P.P.S. Brush, I stole my wife and I
I know you perverts:))!
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