a rest - Once in a lecture.

From school
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                 MIRON OF STREAM HACKERS

                 SPECIAL FOR ACCEPT CORP

                                04/11/1997.


Music by Shov


ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE LECTURE ----------- -----------
 1.Chtoby been clearer, I'll write this formula with his hands.
 2.U you all a misconception. Their
no one to shoot was not going to. Who need them. 
(Socio-political history.)  3.Eto so obvious that I, apparently,

dwell on the details.
 4.Lektsii be recorded in order to
not to talk to the audience.
 5.Vot for five minutes, I'm not saying anything,
and you all write and write.
 6.Seychas vylezut pipopolamy.
 7.Zabudte it once and for all.
 8.Uravnenie without initial conditions - the same
that a gentleman without money. It is
only of theoretical interest, and no
practical.
 9.Raskruchivaem egg, and it is on
hard back.
 10.Parovaya long car struck contemporaries: Th it's it work?
 11.Vy distract me, you're tired, but I did not,
among other things.
 12.Videli engine alive?
 13.Etu gap, we would like to cover.
 14.Ne tell me: "On average"! Cow
drowned in the river, where on average she was on
knee.
 15.Eti angles are called direction cosines.
 16.Kak person limited, I always really enjoy every one of its 
joke.  17.Vy this record and forget.

 18.Prostite I was mistaken. Wipe it with you.
 19.YA now or considerations, or podsmotryu.
No, I think, I think.
 20.Kto not understand, honestly? I will not remember.
 21.YA articulate so important theorem
I will not argue it.
 22.-You put a gun to me credit?

    -Bring, put.
 23.Chtoby derive this formula, I was quite the spinal cord.
 24.Seychas I will discuss the method of Gram-Schmidt 
orthogonalization, which I love very much for his sonorous name.

 25.Skorost incidence can be expressed by the formula V = mg / 
a, when it exceeds 60 m / s necessary to use a parachute.

 26.My this definition of the words we write. No
one letter will not.
 27.Chto more: a large delta or delta
small?
 28.A do now with this expression is
same thing that I have just done with you.
 29.Budem use the letters X, Y, and so on to Z.
 30.Vot on the screen you will see that the distance
between the bands decreased in the root of
two times.
 31.Rasskazyvat ticket is necessary so that the teacher wept 
with emotion.  32.V 1912 Carman got this formula

and in the same year the formula was named Carman.
 33.I note: this is not some erundovina, this is the most 
powerful theorem analysis!  34.Esli give poison frogs 
digitalis, the they die on the same normal law

what I wrote.
 35.Vy forgive me for what I sometimes
I write from left to right.
 36.V this case, you'll first need to work
head, and only then - the brains.
 37.Vot. Triangle inequality. Triangle - is not a name.
 38.Budem change sign from minus to plus
infinity.
 39.Esli there were no such thing as
magnetism, then the sailors, for example,
would not have compasses, and then Columbus is unlikely
would have discovered America. Though perhaps it would be better
he did not open.
 40.Voobsche speaking, all the aircraft is flying correctly.
 41.Takim, some bacteria get nitrogen from oxygen.
 42.Zapishite first signs of poisoning:
nausea, vomiting, dizziness, and death.
 43.Chetyrehmernoe space to imagine
rather prosto.Dlya this is sufficient to provide four 
orthonormal vectors. The rest will follow.

 44.Otnositelno arbitrary or even kakoylibo axis.
 45.V n-dimensional space we get
too flat.
 46.Teorema existence. Whatever nonsense you may come up, find 
a person that this stupidity will do.

 47.Reshenie quickly goes to the axis, rather
long it drags on, and again from it comes out.
 48.YA not sure yet, but I have koekakie arguments in favor of 
the general energy conservation law is invalid.

 49.Vy I already got: some stupid nor
I say once in a newspaper stamped.
 50.Proshu release of the cerebral cortex
for the next act!
 51.YA can learn to differentiate any
even the most obtuse. Give only the rod, and
this one will be better differentiated
me. But already this year and even more so. Give only
whip. Or belt. And tie his hands. A
then unleash his hands and he will be differentiated.
 52.YA appeal to your instinct for self-preservation - must 
also prepare for the exam!  53.YA never seen what a dead body

vector!
 54.Na subject loosening harmful heredity and development of 
intuition ...  55.Vmesto to think, the integrated function or 
not, you just take it and integrated.

 56.Postaraemsya banish from this expression
strokes.
 57.Kogda say z ^ 2 +1 = 0 has no
real solutions, then this monstrous
exaggeration!
 58.Obraschayas to late for a lecture:

    "It is clearly physically present
imagine that a second - is a huge amount of time and being late 
for a second I think for PE!  59.Nado use the energy of 
external forces, ie you and me.

 60.Takim way mathematics from a purely theoretical science has 
become an experimental science.  61.Etot delirium should burn 
with a hot iron, but it could grow into a large scientific 
theory.  62.Predstavte yourself that you made 10 ^ 30

attempts to enter the Fiztekh ...
 63.Tak here, my brothers and a few
citizeness, look at the Schrodinger equation with blue eyes.
 64.Vektor Z is directed upwards. If he was
directed in the opposite direction, I would stand
head down.
 65.Telo first flew on a trajectory, and then by inertia.
 66.YA will draw on the two-board
because the n-dimensional space to draw
rather inconvenient.
 67.Dayte-ka I'll draw bigger these infinitely small triangles.
 68.Zadachi will be interesting. One of them
now solve the entire department. If you decide to, we
it was included in the examination papers.
 69.YA painted so that it was clear that
rozobrat here something quite impossible.
 70.Ptichki pigeons are similar, only smaller
and kukukayut.


  Sign I have here a few sayings
my teachers (of course not
funny like professors, but still):

 1.Do not have the moral force chemistry course.
 2.Tolko comb should not have been tybrit.
 3.Uran pobulkal, pobulkal and did not disintegrate.
 4. ... Green Nose, ears, blue, purple horns.

ACHEPYATKI ---------------- ---------------


  Avtoobilnaya-road

  -White koryachka

  -Bredkollegiya

  Silly-century

  Gosklan-USSR

  -Displyuy

  -Dohlofos

  Dense-snake

  -Zarplatka

  -Zahvastyvayuschie results

  Zob-wisdom

  -Zuborvachebny Cabinet

  -Hysterical novel

  -Skiff-campaign

  -Kleykoplastyr

  -Krovopotlivaya work

  Lazhnost-air

  -Oil ikotnoe

  -Bear-Brown

  -Modnoklassnitsa

  Myauko-speaking

  -Naperekur fate

  -Obormoten

  -Society of playfulness

  Farrow, public opinion

  -Pervoopechatnik Ivan Fyodorov

  -Plaksogubtsy

  , Broad-shouldered Virgin Mary

  -Polufabrikant

  -Prepodavitel

  -Protuhty

  The sharp-pogolodanie

  -Reketnye troops

  -Sapogetti

  -Slavar

  -Sotrutniki

  -Tovaroed

  -Frikadulki

  -Ice sword

  -Chertvet

  -Shpargalstuk

  -Ekspromtovary

  The epoch-feast

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