Nicron #82
31 марта 1998

Advertising - advertising and announcements.

<b>Advertising</b> - advertising and announcements.
(C) Oscar.



                        (C) Oscar.

                                     Tel. (095) 554-1582
                              Alex
                         Zxnet: 095/370.5
                           From 14:00-01:00
                               Daily.



  Travel Agency Ltd, the OGPU Tour "invites you in
  nyat participate in an exciting family cruise on the North

  Sea Ways in a comfortable hold of the barge "Lawrence."

  Ships in the port of departure in Severomorsk express those
  lyachem car low rate. You will pass on commemorative metal
  Stam, who attended Alexander Solzhenitsyn and Lev Gumilev

  Osip Mandelstam, Anastasia, Michael Zoshchenko Ser
  Gay Korolev, Andrei Tupolev, and others. Itinerary

  laid on best resorts of the NKVD: Solovetsky archipelago

  A New Earth, Salekhard, Cape Dezhnev, Magadan, Sovetskaya Ha
  wan. Comfortable black funnels take you to Worku
  the one on mine Happy and Free in the camp. You are waiting 
for 

  Kolyma golden beaches, exotic adventures and acceptance
  Naya company! We offer a haunting and Cultural Ser
  bismuth and reliable protection. You try the local delicacy

  called "soldering" and exotic "gruel" is simply

  will bring you crazy! You will participate in the 
internationally known   GOVERNMENTAL show Lesopoval, "" Evening 
jail shakedown, "" Walk in cooler, 

  "Expedition to nulevku" and many others. Your true friends

  - Guides on the towers - always help you, and their light

  floodlights will not allow you to go astray! Food and obmundi
  derivations from the firm. Accommodation in five-star bar
  framework of overlooking the commandant's office. Citizens 
from the 58 th providing   is a substantial discount! Address: 
Pl. Dzerzhinsky, 1. 



  Sold loyal vassals (wholesale - at a discount). Payment in 
the zone   lotyh louis.


  Sold to a group of knights from the captives.

                                     A beautiful lady.



  Sold anthropoid Egyptian shepherd with a good po
  verbatim. Name of "Anubis". Apply in person.
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  Building a new pyramid. Qualitatively, reliability and 
durability. 

  We rent the old with the full conditions and excursion 
servicing   vaniem dead. Mummification at his own expense.


                               "Cheops and K".
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  Guessing riddles.

                                               Sphinx.



  Sale stopudovo honest pioneer. Inexpensive.



  Buy a crane.

                                                Sisyphus.



  Family Cooperative "Scylla and Charybdis" offers conditions
  lug wives of seafarers. Payment in drachmas at the rate of 
the MICEX century 

  preceding the execution of an order.

  Exotic Greek restaurant "The Tantalus" for those wishing to

  Lose Weight! For two months the result is guaranteed. Not the 
coat of arms   Life.




  Sale prosthesis "The Goat's Foot."

  Recolor eyes red. Inexpensive.

  Firm Malvina and K offers the cream of the Titanic. Radically

  blue. Delivered directly to Customs.



  Take the teacher attrition.

                                                9 "A" class.



  Wholesale Party dietary eggs basilisk. Inexpensive.



  Tests of newborns. Discount 95%. For the surviving child

  money is returned. Refer to the king of Sparta, Leonid.



  Agency "The Brothers Karamazov and K offers to rock right

  from anyone. Agency "The Brothers Karamazov, and to" offering
  exists to transfer the money as soon as possible. Otherwise

  It will provide you with all of its services.



  Night Talk on the phone. For adults only. Any

  a sign of pi. You only pay for the phone call.







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