Scream #03
31 января 2003 |
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editorial - kq: "the day when I stopped laughing."
__den when I stopped laughing __kq \ skrju, lch.nov.zooz Even today I remember that a small plastic boat, who then played in Alma-Ata to testify at his probabushki. He was white, ten centimeters long and he had little wings. True, he had vsamdelishnye wings! And all because this boat is called "Rocket"! "Ulyalya, ouuhh!" - I mused about the meaning of life, leading the ship on the bottom of the empty pelvis He koryabal shabby plastic bowl and quietly squeaked because I clutched it tightly, uuuuhhh!, here's how to compress, because I did not want to be away! I played with a ship and looked the window. Because the window was very interesting to watch. Then I got bored with the boat. I threw him into a corner and ran on street. I smiled. There was a garden with trees and a swing on which I swung, but when probabushki was not because she chicane - this is so: "Shshshshsh, come down quickly with a swing, Shhhh, and then ear as you fall down! "- and it still chic, why I was rocking only if it was not. But at that time I did not want to even rock, although my probabushki was not. I ran into the street, and happy to see neighborhood kids in a crowd. I smiled during the entire mouth, and soon ran up to him. They crowded around a a large pit full of mud. When I ran, I saw and Katya and Dima! It was so cool, so big and so well a lot of dirt! I smiled so hard that her cheeks hurt. I was so rad! .. And then when I went to the edge to see better, what is there at the bottom, Dima pushed me in the back, and I could not resist and fell straight into the pit! I was even a little hurt even niskolechki not hurt me, here is what I have been patient! Just something red acted on his left shoulder. A terrible Dimka really laugh and grimace, showing me the funny faces, and more Katya, who stood beside him, began to laugh and to show my tongue. And then I noticed that she had blue tongue, blue-Pressigny, a blue that seemed to him poured a tub of ink! Of course I knew that she poured into her mouth ink, and only, perhaps, eating blueberry jam. She again stretched out his language, and I was not able to uderazhatsya laughter! I smiled, and then looked like laughing Dimka, and also began to smile more, and then laughed! Then all the boys and girls have also started dare, and I started to laugh even more! I stood knee-deep in mud, but I was not ashamed, and even my face was in mud, but I'm still laughing, because in fact they are so funny joke on me, and I thought it was very funny! And then I suddenly saw Kolka, who brought his brand new black hose, which his father had bought on Thursday, and they have watered the tomatoes in the greenhouse, and he sent it directly to a hose me! I thought then that he pour me water, and it would be even by the way, because I would be washed immediately and would not have probabushke Zina explain why I'm covered in mud. Then I started much to laugh because they were going to turn on the hose! A When enabled, then for some reason I felt so bad smell, which usually have a closet that is on the street when a grandfather for a long time does not remove it. When the jet hit in my face, I realized that it was not clear, no such like water, and then I realized that it smells very bad. Then I licked his lips and tongue directly, immediately I felt very disgusted at the mouth! Very very nasty mouth and I immediately began rapidly spit, but it does not spit out and then I realized that they I watered with manure from kolkinoy problem! Then I thought It is not so funny, because as unpleasant as I stand under a stream of cow and bull kakshek urine, and therefore not a joke very funny, so I thought. Then I stopped laughing. A second later, I laughed again because it pushed Katka hamming Dimka in the pit! Hahaha, I giggled and began loudly laugh and have manure jet hit and Dima in person and then me again! It was very funny, and then I realized that the joke really funny, because even if Dimka and not pushed, it is still a joke funny, because after all it was have fun and when I stood in a pit. Then I realized it was not always jokes are unfunny, even if you yourself and not funny because after all the other ridiculous! Then I stopped to take offense at people, and began to laugh along with them, even when they podshuchilvali me and thought I did not laugh, but burst into tears. But I do not cried and laughed too, along with them, because they are from this laughed more, and then they were such happy faces! C the day I started to laugh, to them it was funny, because I I love when people have happy faces! Just ... just me itself was no longer funny. Never again was so funny as earlier. And in general was no longer funny, even slightly, even a little bit, even the drop! So I always laugh not vsamdelishno. When Dima fell into the hole, I felt sorry for him, because it could hurt, and yet he did not laugh as I did when it hosed, and I thought that means he is not like, and when I approached him and asked whether all in his order, he angrily pushed me into the dirt. So I learned that all other people are not funny when it's not funny, while others funny. When they are not laughing, and everyone else laugh, they always somehow feel uneasy and they are even angry, that's how Dimka. But I do not like that! I know because it's funny, and when all funny! Even if you own and has not even funny.
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