Scream #03
31 января 2003

editorial - kq: "the day when I stopped laughing."

<b>editorial</b> - kq:
__den when I stopped laughing
__kq \ skrju, lch.nov.zooz


Even today I remember that a small plastic boat,
who then played in Alma-Ata to testify at his probabushki. He
was white, ten centimeters long and he had little
wings. True, he had vsamdelishnye wings! And all
because this boat is called "Rocket"! "Ulyalya, ouuhh!"
- I mused about the meaning of life, leading the ship on the 
bottom of the empty pelvis He koryabal shabby plastic bowl and 
quietly squeaked because I clutched it tightly, uuuuhhh!, 
here's how to compress, because I did not want to be away! I 
played with a ship and looked the window. Because the window 
was very interesting to watch. Then I got bored with the boat. 
I threw him into a corner and ran on street. I smiled. There 
was a garden with trees and a swing on which I swung, but when 
probabushki was not because she chicane - this is so: 
"Shshshshsh, come down quickly with a swing, Shhhh, and then 
ear as you fall down! "- and it still chic, why I was rocking 
only if it was not. But at that time I did not want to even 
rock, although my probabushki was not. I ran into the street, 
and happy to see neighborhood kids in a crowd. I smiled during 
the entire mouth, and soon ran up to him. They crowded around a

a large pit full of mud. When I ran, I saw and
Katya and Dima! It was so cool, so big and so well
a lot of dirt! I smiled so hard that her cheeks hurt. I was so
rad! .. And then when I went to the edge to see
better, what is there at the bottom, Dima pushed me in the 
back, and I could not resist and fell straight into the pit! I 
was even a little hurt even niskolechki not hurt me, here is 
what I have been patient! Just something red acted on his left 
shoulder. A terrible Dimka really laugh and grimace, showing me 
the funny faces, and more Katya, who stood beside him, began to 
laugh and to show my tongue. And then I noticed that she had 
blue tongue, blue-Pressigny, a blue that seemed to him poured a 
tub of ink! Of course I knew that she poured into her mouth 
ink, and only, perhaps, eating blueberry jam. She again 
stretched out his language, and I was not able to uderazhatsya 
laughter! I smiled, and then looked like laughing Dimka, and 
also began to smile more, and then laughed! Then all the boys 
and girls have also started dare, and I started to laugh even 
more! I stood knee-deep in mud, but I was not ashamed, and even 
my face was in mud, but I'm still laughing, because in fact 
they are so funny joke on me, and I thought it was very funny! 
And then I suddenly saw Kolka, who brought his brand new black

hose, which his father had bought on Thursday, and they have
watered the tomatoes in the greenhouse, and he sent it directly 
to a hose me! I thought then that he pour me water, and it 
would be even by the way, because I would be washed immediately 
and would not have probabushke Zina explain why I'm covered in 
mud. Then I started much to laugh because they were going to 
turn on the hose! A When enabled, then for some reason I felt 
so bad smell, which usually have a closet that is on the

street when a grandfather for a long time does not remove it. 
When the jet hit in my face, I realized that it was not clear, 
no such like water, and then I realized that it smells very 
bad. Then I licked his lips and tongue directly, immediately I 
felt very disgusted at the mouth! Very very nasty mouth and I 
immediately began rapidly spit, but it does not spit out and 
then I realized that they I watered with manure from kolkinoy 
problem! Then I thought It is not so funny, because as 
unpleasant as I stand under a stream of cow and bull kakshek 
urine, and therefore not a joke very funny, so I thought. Then 
I stopped laughing. 

A second later, I laughed again because it pushed Katka
hamming Dimka in the pit! Hahaha, I giggled and began loudly
laugh and have manure jet hit and Dima in person and then
me again! It was very funny, and then I realized that the joke
really funny, because even if Dimka and not pushed, it is still 
a joke funny, because after all it was have fun and when I 
stood in a pit. Then I realized it was not always jokes are 
unfunny, even if you yourself and not funny because after all 
the other ridiculous! Then I stopped to take offense at people, 
and began to laugh along with them, even when they 
podshuchilvali me and thought I did not laugh, but burst into 
tears. But I do not cried and laughed too, along with them, 
because they are from this laughed more, and then they were 
such happy faces! C the day I started to laugh, to them it was 
funny, because I I love when people have happy faces! Just ... 
just me itself was no longer funny. Never again was so funny as

earlier. And in general was no longer funny, even slightly, even
a little bit, even the drop! So I always laugh not
vsamdelishno. When Dima fell into the hole, I felt sorry for 
him, because it could hurt, and yet he did not laugh as I did 
when it hosed, and I thought that means he is not

like, and when I approached him and asked whether all in his
order, he angrily pushed me into the dirt. So I learned
that all other people are not funny when it's not funny, while 
others funny. When they are not laughing, and everyone else 
laugh, they always somehow feel uneasy and they are even angry, 
that's how Dimka. But I do not like that! I know because it's 
funny, and when all funny! Even if you own and has not even 
funny. 





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