Buzz #09 09 августа 1997

Разборки

page Lamer - An explanation of Velesoft'om.

                  *** PAGE *** Lamer


(C) PARACELS / XFHG


   Dear readers! In this issue we have papers BUZZ
the first (and hopefully last time) to enter the section 'PAGE
Lamer. " To you this name does not apply Orazov, I just
(PARACELS) in the rows of this section, I want to talk with a 
bad old man named VELSOFT. All of the following applies to him 
and only him. Excuse me, if the introduction of this section 
cause you frustration - we will make sure it is no longer again.


   "Well, we proceed?", "I said to myself with a shudder of the 
heart and filled the following text:


   VEL, so if you did not understand my hints in the 7 th 
BUZZ'e (and, possibly, the whole article) - will take an 
example with you and write everything that I on you wonder how 
you did it in 11-m ZX-PILOT'e, openly and clearly, hoping it 
will come to you with it. 

   VEL, finally you wait - at your request, especially
for you - we have introduced this section (unless you have not 
asked us about it say "no"?).


   About AMIGA: here I can only say-"WE WANT HER!".

   And now all that pent up in my mind for a while,
I know you. I will say that his article in the 11-m ZX-PILOT'e 
you I was disappointed (but pleased - even though you wrote 
this yourself, rather than licked from somewhere). I lost all 
respect for you, realizing, finally, what kind of people. I 
dare to quote you as You masterfully, with its inherent 
virtuosity you did it in his articles, of which I have been to 
siih hamstring shaking. Bravo! Keep up the good work! 
Immodestly run into people from you get the best! And here is 
the quote: "So, we begin with small, that is, with you, dear 
VELSOFT ... 

   Thank you for being so highly praised writers of my ability, 
but to write as you do not get none. I mean, to write so that 
it is impossible to understand what is there really written. 
That is what bothered me during the Reading your article 
glubokointellektualnoy. Perhaps the level of my intellect is 
not as high as yours, but yours "nonsense" is not understand, 
to your regret, not just me. You're so wonderful construct 
sentences! Well, there are no words! I especially like your a 
gem (from angl. Pearl - a pearl, you to know): Wait, let me 
think ... purposely not think ... aah, here: you wrote, quote: 
"And how, in general, can get bored with something that you 
Dear Editors, BUZZ, little time or, in general, not reading. 
"The meaning of this phrase came to me with difficulty, for 
what you need to say 'thank you' to you, VELSOFT. Probably, 
it's all my stupidity, but what do I care about you - the great 
and unique (eternally recurring) VELSOFT'a. 

   Well, with the Russian language problems are at all, and I 
am no exception. Now on the other, so if you write it. 

   VEL, if you knew how tired we are your eternal (idiotic)
nitpicking on every trifle! You are now and then, coming to us 
saying his favorite phrase: "Do you shit ..! And you said it 
with such joy, or do you think that we are very pleased to hear 
it?? "Shit .. if", but who? Do these people do anything on 
SPECCY? We have not seen anything good! Then what they have Law 
tells us that, including you! Have you done though least one 
small, but decent inrushku with his (not others') effects? .. 
No! Sorry, but do not you teach us! Since then, your opinion 
means nothing to me then! 

   About the 'thank you': you just got us permanent 
requirements say thank you to all our papers for all the small 
stuff, while we never heard from you or one of grateful words, 
and yet 'thanks to Velsoft' not again appear in our papers. On 
this occasion (better late than never) I want to thank you for 
what you have kindly provided us with stolen version 
KSA'sovskogo viewer, skilfully throw you your favorite button 
'MAGIC', which we had the imprudence enjoy. THANK YOU!!!


   However, what you wrote about original cheat'ah, it seems 
total nonsense, and we have not understood what you wanted it 
to prove. 

   12-th same number ZX-PILOT surprised us especially!

   Do not you cry so much that we repeat ourselves, one
thing - to be repeated, another thing - plagiarize you,
in fact, made in the article about the packer. Hopefully, 
before you undestanding?! And what about repetition: we - the 
independent newspaper, and therefore we can (we have the right 
and will) write that we see fit, despite what you've written 
about it, maybe we do not like the way you write. 

   And finally - a few wishes for your (oh, how not 
progressive) future ... 

   √ wish you dalneyshh impunity slizovany foreign articles
(Just look at the N-th number ZX-PILOT'a; your only news out 
there, and maybe all the authors write exclusive articles for 
you?) 

   √ wish more successful clicks 'MAGIC' - excellent
out, when you can not open any protection STS'e;

   √ more articles like the article in the 11-m ZX-PILOT'e, I 
feel I run into people is your hobby; 

   √ Hami everybody - someday you will regret.


                    C YA LATER, ALLIGATOR!

P.S. In the future I'm not going to answer your debility hundred
     Teika, and you can write them up usrachki.


                          Reluctantly wrote PARACELS 
(Alexander). 

(C) 1997 SHADOW SOFTWARE PRODUCING GROUP


        Hello dear coders, usery, lamer!


    By writing this article, we have led the action of a friend 
(who we did not a friend), it vELsOFT'om. 

    You've probably all read it in stateiki pILOT'e, texts
it iNTROS (and his-right?), in short, his assaults on the JMS 
UG. And seichas and SHADOW S.P.G. We (SHADOW) simply outraged 
by his attitude towards us. We wonder: what is the reason for 
this attitude? And, finally, we conclude that it is more only 
envy. Yes, yes, jealousy, caused his prepodleyshey kind. Mr. 
vELsOFT understands that in Kovrov there is a group leading to 
Kovrov Speccy Scene (no offense will be told the others, but we 
have to admit that it is), and it makes him sudden fits of 
impotent rage, which fades into the inept fucking keyboard, 
which he calls big words (for him loud) "CODING".


    Little about his mental diarrhea called
"ZX-p1L0T" (a more correct name "ZX-PILE", ie piles on
body suffering ZX-Spectrum). And, perhaps, the name
"Newspaper" for the body too well. The place where rude
everything and everyone is called a fence (at least, not the 
newspaper)! It is worth to mention the brazen infringement of 
copyright, which has place to be in his edition. Quote: "... 
our constant author KSA". Question: KSA though, would have 
heard about it the newspaper? How can such a degree of 
arrogance reprint REVYu'shny text, without indicating author, 
although it is peculiar to these things chelovechskogo member 
of society (Recall the series of reprints ZX-FORMAT'a etc etc). 
He can only advise to put a newspaper under titla this slogan: 
"Official Body (no better term) Kovrov lamer and teapots. 

    Now a bit about his mental health, namely, that
what is called the medics MEGALOMANIA (lat.) - megalomania (in 
Russian). What is the diagnosis can be a person who, there and 
everywhere pokes his nickname. Take, for example Kovrov program 
Vityaz Svyatogor and the Sorcerer Karachun "(by Demiurge Ash), 
which vELsOFT smeared his name, although he had to do with it!

Or its intrushki that have provided pitiful shreds the screen 
dropped button Magic, which he likes to pedal. Continuing the 
theme of Magic, some of the issues p1L0T'a vELsOFT dumps her, 
though. Why? It seems to compile the text with a stolen Viewer

He did not have enough abilities!

    In conclusion, the treatment that is personalized to 
velsoft'u: 


  vELsOFT, don't cut the line, cause we'll cut off your legs,

  vELsOFT, don't beg for mercy, we'll piss on your head,

  we'll kill your offsprings, then mail back the tits,

  we'll put gas on your friends, then trow them a match,

  we'll back the car over grandma, then dissect the cat,

  with SHADOWmens, hell come to your house.

    _________________________________

   / / / / / __ \ / Yours sincerely,

  / ____// ____// / / /_____/ MR. ALEX,

  \ \ _ \ \ _ / / _ / / / DEMIURGE ASH,

   \ _ \ \ _ \ / ____// ____ SENAT.

  ___ \ \ ___ \ \ / / / _ / /
 / / / / / / / __
/_______//_______/__/ \ ____/___/ | __ |

P.S. COMING SOON FROM US:

     -------------------
     - "12 secret book" BY DEMIURGE ASH (DEMO VERSION)

     - "FROM BEYOND" DEMO BY S.S.P.G. (SPECIAL FOR E'97)