Deja Vu #09 13 ноября 1999

Юмор

Seven and 1 / 2 - Student mythology.

(R) Alexander Borodkin
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          Student mythology

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               Chapter One

           (Summary)



   Student - an ancient fossil hlebovodnoe, living mostly in 
place 

        proliferation of universities.

        Large populations of students adopted
        then call the students. Studen
        you are a seasonal image zhizni.Vre
        me a licensed shooting students
        dents - session. Students nod
        cultures are freebies that they have
accepted "calls" during the session. World
ordinary students divided into two parts:
upper (Administration) and lower (Dean). Rectorate - a kind of 
Olympus; Dean - Country of evil spirits, demons.



               Chapter Two
A brief introduction to the student's mythology.



   In addition, a student of mythology
there are still some "Chairs," Areopagus "teaching." Teaching - 
is a local feudal lord, owning a particular discipline and 
receive from her feudal normalized rent, the amount of which is 
set to strict accordance with the position which he (the 
teachers) took on a feudal stairs.



       Feudal ladder teachers


1. "The Professor" (corresponds zapodnoevropeyskomu duchy) - A 
type of higher lord, whose representatives control all 
"feeding" of the department. 2. "Docent" (corresponds 
zapodnoevropeyskomu counties) - the type of medium feudal 
Senor, whose representatives control the separate branches of 
cathedrals "feedings". 3. "Senior lecturer (corresponds to

zapodnoevropeyskomu "Baron") - the type of minor feudal lord, 
whose members are the direct vassals of the dukes. 4. 
"Assistant (corresponds zapodnoevropeyskomu" knight ") - A type 
of conditional feudal holding, whose representatives perform 
various services for professors, associate professors, and 
sometimes - st.prepodovatelyah. 5. "Graduate" (corresponds 
zapodnoevropeyskomu "squire") - awaiting initiation into the 
noble rank and therefore is in the service of all of the above 
categories. Dedication carried out by "Thesis", ie Public 
two-hour ritual of purification. 


               Chapter Three

      Student cults and rituals.



   Of the rest of the cults and rituals of the modern student 
author considers it appropriate to highlight the following. 


     Cult autographs lecturer



   One of the determinants of student cults. Fully deciphering 
can not be, but probably zalyuchaetsya in ezhesessionnoy 
lecturer signature special "Record books, confirming that the 
lecturer did not take any responsibility for the student's 
knowledge. 


             Cult of graduate students



   How would say one of the very old student: "Bad is the 
student who does not want a few more years to work." "Graduate 
student" - is "a person with the seat legs on scholarship, and 
thoughts by the dean. "Very ancient cult, which goes its 
origins, obviously, to the era of persecution of the students, 
with the help of many students are likely to have been able to 
outwit the "Gosy" Inquisition. 


                  Kolkhoz



   Previously very common, but now
almost forgotten cult worship forces
Nature.


                 Practice



   This vaccine, which makes the student
so that he was eager to work on
specialty.


          Dedication to students



   Ritual feast, usually held
during the feast of the salvation of the army.


     First Snow (Day Freshman)



   Complex set of celebrations in which first-year students 
receive a presentation, one of them will future.



             End of session



   Mass Funeral Feast for lost comrades. Passes more than 
emotionally. In such rampant author of this paper

tend to see the remnants of the old peasant funeral rites, 
ending predominantly massive lewdness.



                  Diploma



   Special state of mind, achieved a 5
years of meditation.