Seven and 1 / 2 - fairy tales for children.

<b>Seven and 1 / 2</b> - fairy tales for children.

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  There was a fox on the path, found skalochku.
In short, she came to the village and calls to the house:
-Hto there wha should be?
-This is me, fox-sister! Let me go to sleep!
"Listen you, red, and you would not have gone to ...
"Well, you old goat, watch out for the bazaar! A
then an extra hole in the head soon! Those Che
sorry for that, see. I have a lot of places do not loan itself
pokimaryu on the bench, and under the stove skalochku
stuffed.

   The old man figured nafig him in his old
needed disassembling years with lads, and let.

   Descended on the village overnight. Fox has decided to
substitute grandfather, stood, slept skalochku,
and then says:
-You Th, in-kind, old, where my skalochka?
-Lisonka, I did not take your skalochku!
-In short, the old, I turn on the meter until
you will not find - I'm not leaving!
Grandpa looked skalochku, the whole house perevernulni guys are 
found. -Listen, can somehow solve the peace?

-Okay, o'key. With you, old man, half-liter and
chicken!

   Nothing to do, had to give the fox all
she asked. Fox came from a village
put on headphones, including CD-Schnick and went
singing the song Lapis Trubetskoy:
-"... But you, you threw you ... "

   So she went to another village. Chose herovenky house and, 
in short, let's burst! Yes, yes, I hear you!

"You do not listen, and where better to show you
toilet, until I managed it!
-There, behind the house.
Fox facilitate and again started pounding.
-This, again, are you?
-I, I, let me go to sleep.
-Go ahead! Just going to sleep near the door.

   Fox came in, threw his bones on the bench
and thought: "This kid, like a dog put
next door! Do not worry, he'll be sorry! "

   Got up early in the morning, grind chicken and
let's yell at the entire pull-house.
"Well you, grandfather, and a goat, you rob their Che same, the 
creature you slowly! -Quiet, lisonka not kipishi, let's order 
the entire alignment! -In short, there is nothing you and I 
market, I realized, yes! I have taken away a bird, for it to 
You, old, and a bag of liter vodyary anasha! -Fuck you! Take 
away and get lost. 

   Fox took their belongings and moved out.
Headphones dressed up, goes and makes fun:
"What's all the same ignorant people in the villages. If things 
continue to go, then finally can soon be on Mairs'll light!" 

   Fox came up to the next village, and so
oborzela that had fallen into the first house. Obkurennaya in 
usmert beginning Bazaar: In the general case, I here you'll 
spend the night in I anasha bag. If you lost at least

mottle - we will slaughter the arrow ...

   Said, and fell right next door. Early the next morning she 
woke up from what it struck at havchik. Hastily threw a pair of

oars oatmeal and ran to hide a bag. Then
come, and how zaoret:
-Cleaned out! Guys, you look at Che's done! Honest dudes throw!
-Lisa, you che, buragozish?
-How's this? I have a bag dope increases!
-Short, red hair, here's muz.tsentr and calm down.
-Come on, but remember, I tell everybody how you
honest fraerov toss!

   Fox took the center and went into the full confidence of 
impunity. But the old man was steep and the center put a radio 
beacon. He gathered up old chap, they sat on the BMW and went 
to the lighthouse. Near the forest, they caught fox, and the 
rush began. Fox got into the some kind of hole. With trembling 
hands, sounded blunt, blew it, and one smoked napasom all 
Schmal. After that, its so crushed, that she began dismantling 
with its own body parts.

-Eyes, what did you do?
"We grazed for boys.
-And you, legs hurt, what they did?
"We helped you to mosey.
-And you, handle what?
-You Th, red, very muzzy from the buzz? We
same bag with Schmal held!
-And you, tail, Che did?
-Fuck off, red, and so all you have dastan!
"Ah well, well Get!
Put out a fox's tail and says:
-Boys! Chop it!
The Fellowship was stunned by such business, pulled out
fox decided to do.
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Actors:
Grandpa ...... grandfather
Grandma .... Granny
granddaughter ... girl of easy virtue
bug .... drove girlfriends grandfather
kitty .. Another friend of my grandfather
Mouse ..... "Authority"
Repka .... thief "pickpocket"


   Grandfather planted turnip, for what, even the poorly 
understood, but it was like this ... 

   Once, on a grand drunk, started
Repka rotten Bazaar:
- Listen, grandfather, and who were you in life?
- Sucker! Yes, I like you break off,
explaining that to filter your market need. Got it!
- You got me on the "understood" Thou shalt not take, and I was 
"understood" three years of sitting and do not understand ... 
Got it! - Oh, you stink podretuznaya, yes I, yes you ...


   Then my grandfather peremknulo in the head and he went to 
menturu and kidanul stated. In the morning come garbage and 
"tied" Röpke. Grandfather ochuhalsya and remembered that 
yesterday naburogozil, grabbed his head and began to think, how 
would Röpke him to pull out. I decided to just pick up

statement. Came to the department, but it was not there ...
- Grandpa, I'm Che not understand something? Yesterday you 
said, and dashed off said today in a failure! You that we are 
all here for fools hold? - Yes, you must understand, head on, I 
was drunk ... - Well, that I already do not care. We have

Repka, and we will find the article.

   Do nothing, he made his way home, but there
Grandma is waiting for him.
- Well, old man, you is not lived quietly
at your age! Just wait, it will come
chum, they somehow you ustroyut "quiet
old!
- Granny! Enough of the soul muddy, it would be better helped 
Röpke pull out of slammer. - Okay, I'll go.

Grandma went for turnip, but it ...
- Hello, dear people.
- A-ah, it's you, grandmother, perhaps for the turnip
pohlopatat come.
- Yes, son, your truth, help my grandfather, because
overwhelm his grandfather, as a wild boar. Sidekick Repki it
so do not leave.
- No Grandma, as the saying goes - the ice was broken,
gentlemen of the jury-assessors! Nothing
I can do.
Grandma came home and said:
- Come, grandfather, for her granddaughter, she can podsabit.
And he went on the "panel", where she worked as a granddaughter.
- Hello, granddaughter!
- Wait, Granddaddy, I have a client naklevyva
  is ... Well, again broke down! Che need? Spread alive!
And my grandfather gave the whole alignment.
- Well, I'll try to help you, but you will pay for a taxi - $ 
50 in hour, o'key?

- O'key.
Went, then, the granddaughter of the department ...
- The two-on, what people! Granddaughter own
persona! Not really, then again you have made
"Client"?
- No, I am.
- What? With guilt?
- Pip you on the phone! I'm about Repki.
- Oh! How are you today, all I got! In
Overall, I'm telling you, if Ots .. NIL y
of the department - or be let go Röpke!
- Well, you finally can oborzel, mentyara!

   Returned to the granddaughter, and hopes oblamala
the old man. He decided then to call the bugs and its
girlfriend kitty. They both heard it all,
once said:
- No, here we do not you helpers, you must go to pay homage to 
the most "mouse"! So he did.

- Hello, mouse!
- Zadarastvuy, zadarastvuy, grandfather. Advance,
Sit down, take your tent hlebuschko not stesnyaysya. Come on, 
gavar with what prischel. - I mean, mouse, I was honest in his 
youth fraerom, shit is not pushed, to no purpose never could 
hit the bazaar, the dynamo is not "cool". And here in my old 
age if the devil has beguiled me. - Slischal about tvayu 
trouble. Well, what to say, beat you in molodasti well - it 
pryavda, but schyas far too many tarmazisch, lyudischek 
ponapryasnu napryagaesch not horoscho it ... Lyadno, pamagu 
tyabe with Repko on the old pyamyati. 

   Grandpa went home, and the mice got into the Mersey and
drove to the department.
- Zadarastvuy Chief, as zhizn as
nyashya perestupnost grows?
- Long time no see you, Mouse. Again to
I came on business?
- Slyuschay what you dagadlivay not for nothing that you
in mentovke rabotaesch. I have come over the PA
Turnip.
- Oh-oh-oh, and you too!
- Come on, otpyuskay and hvyatit byazarit, I still kuchya 
business, yes! - I can not do it. Grandfather both painted 
turnip, that is not directly Repka, Cosa Nostra and. Me and the 
police chief said that the b unwound turnip, as a great 
authority. You see, it also must be another star.

So sorry, I can not.
- Head on, come on I'll Röpke for 5 people to give, twisting 
them as hochesch and poluchisch not one, but divas zivezdochki!

- Well, persuaded, let's dictates.

   In general, released a turnip, and he went home and waited 
there for his grandfather with a kilogram vodyary.


   Drank, and became reconciled to live happily ever after, so 
good ever after. 


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