Deja Vu #09
13 ноября 1999
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Seven and 1 / 2 - April Fools' Day 2 (end).

<b>Seven and 1 / 2</b> - April Fools' Day 2 (end).
(C) DT
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   So the day came when all the progressive boys realized that 
their zhituha depends on the general welfare bratvy. AND began 
the great building, and turned down a great many suckers, and 
enrich not sickly amount of tillage. On the first scam (Party 
Congress) have been brainwashed latter, who doubted the 
correctness and fairness of the great godfather - Lenin ... 

   For "Cardon" Shishkarev scared that
Lenin's all turned out. They did not expect
that the vast expanses of Russia were so many "brake." In 
general, began hit a young country. And Germany, in general, 
began to turn the dynamo Contrary to Lenin, Dzerzhinsky and the 
other arhikrutyh authorities of Soviet Union. Name - the 
country of the Soviets was taken from the Pont case, because 
without consulting with Lenin did not start No hitting, 
especially at the level of foreign relations. Lenin began take 
care of the poor lohah explaining global alignment. Taught not 
to frail marketplace, including use of profanity. He promised 
that every cook will be respected, but was unable to raise the 
consciousness of suckers to at least six, as the month of April 
godfather glued fins and went to the forefathers. Evil speaker 
claims that he helped his roots to scam, but it remains a 
mystery to all the boys to the present day.


  After Lenin for his country was looking
Outstanding father of all the dudes and fraerov -
Stalin, here it all started ...

   This authority is only one love - wet (in the sense of 
kill). Started a senseless slaughter, not even the massacre, 
but rather cut boys. Many did not like it but hopped on a 
change that could not even utter a word in his presence. A 
those who still dared to open his mouth, amplitude thrust the 
muzzle of a revolver and finit la comedi, while Stalin was 
laughing loudly and stamped his feet and shouted that it 
RULEZ!!! 

   Stalin liked to smoke his pipe,
pocketing her magic grass-durmankoy
(Sometimes Afghan), made rods for tyagom, broke away and flew 
off. But once he pripodnesli a gift neizvesnoy force Schmal, it 
warned that it is dangerous, but he not beheld the advice, 
because considered himself the most powerful and great, and 
thought that has not grown much worse as the grass which could 
topple him. So, after scoring a portion of dope, he did a great 
zatyag and sat on izmenu.Emu was imagined that the terms of 
enemies - he had ceased to recognize the old roots, became the 
most sludge, and since then it never

let go - adultery. After that, Stalin gathered a chablis from 
thugs calling it the NKVD. And since then, began to be heard 
knock, knocking, and then completely trills - is earned 
snitches. 

   At night, began to disappear not only progressive guys, but 
even the fuckers! Such does not allow even Lenin (yes abundance 
of its prestige among the stiffs ever Amen!). As a result, was 
completely forgotten tradition - slaughtering hands it all 
comes down to a simple - boring Vasya Gene clanged off should 
the deed is done, the night he was float heels on the benches. 
And the next day He said that Vasya Ivanov helped him, and

Here they are together as a complete m. .. ki stupid
looking at the checkered sky and remember how
before everything was simple, sedate and dignified.

   Stalin often scored his pipe-shtaketinu, blow it up and 
waited for the "arrival". Sometimes he still waited, but mostly 
to his head came all sorts of glitches. So once visited his 
genius idea called The Gulag Archipelago, where he

decided to gather the most fun kids. AND
He succeeded, it was so funny that some flew with hoof directly 
on the bunk. 

   At every intersection bazaars of tillage, the children write 
on the walls: "Paha + Fellowship = = Love. "


   It is with the advent of Stalin, all linked
end of an era and the beginning of the developed patsanovizma
era totolitarnogo pahanostroeniya ...


   So, my brothers, "a professor in the law,"
I hope that this is my work, the pages
our glorious history, "the shooter", like, and you'll 
appreciate my modest contribution in highlighting the problems 
in the frontal plane with a sense of Philosophy in common cause 
of lower global blatonizatsii population. And who does not 
agree with me - To invite the "arrow", you are welcome,

always happy.





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