Deja Vu #09
13 ноября 1999 |
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Seven and 1 / 2 - April Fools' Day 2 (end).
(C) DT __________________________________________ So the day came when all the progressive boys realized that their zhituha depends on the general welfare bratvy. AND began the great building, and turned down a great many suckers, and enrich not sickly amount of tillage. On the first scam (Party Congress) have been brainwashed latter, who doubted the correctness and fairness of the great godfather - Lenin ... For "Cardon" Shishkarev scared that Lenin's all turned out. They did not expect that the vast expanses of Russia were so many "brake." In general, began hit a young country. And Germany, in general, began to turn the dynamo Contrary to Lenin, Dzerzhinsky and the other arhikrutyh authorities of Soviet Union. Name - the country of the Soviets was taken from the Pont case, because without consulting with Lenin did not start No hitting, especially at the level of foreign relations. Lenin began take care of the poor lohah explaining global alignment. Taught not to frail marketplace, including use of profanity. He promised that every cook will be respected, but was unable to raise the consciousness of suckers to at least six, as the month of April godfather glued fins and went to the forefathers. Evil speaker claims that he helped his roots to scam, but it remains a mystery to all the boys to the present day. After Lenin for his country was looking Outstanding father of all the dudes and fraerov - Stalin, here it all started ... This authority is only one love - wet (in the sense of kill). Started a senseless slaughter, not even the massacre, but rather cut boys. Many did not like it but hopped on a change that could not even utter a word in his presence. A those who still dared to open his mouth, amplitude thrust the muzzle of a revolver and finit la comedi, while Stalin was laughing loudly and stamped his feet and shouted that it RULEZ!!! Stalin liked to smoke his pipe, pocketing her magic grass-durmankoy (Sometimes Afghan), made rods for tyagom, broke away and flew off. But once he pripodnesli a gift neizvesnoy force Schmal, it warned that it is dangerous, but he not beheld the advice, because considered himself the most powerful and great, and thought that has not grown much worse as the grass which could topple him. So, after scoring a portion of dope, he did a great zatyag and sat on izmenu.Emu was imagined that the terms of enemies - he had ceased to recognize the old roots, became the most sludge, and since then it never let go - adultery. After that, Stalin gathered a chablis from thugs calling it the NKVD. And since then, began to be heard knock, knocking, and then completely trills - is earned snitches. At night, began to disappear not only progressive guys, but even the fuckers! Such does not allow even Lenin (yes abundance of its prestige among the stiffs ever Amen!). As a result, was completely forgotten tradition - slaughtering hands it all comes down to a simple - boring Vasya Gene clanged off should the deed is done, the night he was float heels on the benches. And the next day He said that Vasya Ivanov helped him, and Here they are together as a complete m. .. ki stupid looking at the checkered sky and remember how before everything was simple, sedate and dignified. Stalin often scored his pipe-shtaketinu, blow it up and waited for the "arrival". Sometimes he still waited, but mostly to his head came all sorts of glitches. So once visited his genius idea called The Gulag Archipelago, where he decided to gather the most fun kids. AND He succeeded, it was so funny that some flew with hoof directly on the bunk. At every intersection bazaars of tillage, the children write on the walls: "Paha + Fellowship = = Love. " It is with the advent of Stalin, all linked end of an era and the beginning of the developed patsanovizma era totolitarnogo pahanostroeniya ... So, my brothers, "a professor in the law," I hope that this is my work, the pages our glorious history, "the shooter", like, and you'll appreciate my modest contribution in highlighting the problems in the frontal plane with a sense of Philosophy in common cause of lower global blatonizatsii population. And who does not agree with me - To invite the "arrow", you are welcome, always happy.
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