Optron #22 29 декабря 1998

four kilobytes - A collection of original sayings (oridzhinov).

{} Hacker Rasp


              Hello!


  On the occasion of the New Year I want to make you
dear readers, a small gift: to share a part of my extensive 
collection of original sayings (oridzhinov). 



  Bought a new house, new Mercedes bought ... How much does the 
New Year? 


  A bydesh hyliganit, srazy polychish on
neck ... ax.

  And now - the white dance: chickens trampling cocks.

  The car - not a luxury but a means of
corns.

  White sneakers - the emblem of sorrow ...

  Closer to the man! But not enough to
he could hit you.

  In the village of cannibals: "on first or second
rasschitays!

  Winnie the Pooh with hunger.

  Kamikaze returned from a mission ...

  Time - this is one day less than
constantly.

  Autopsy - the exact area of ​​our
medicine.

  "Above his head!" - Said the executioner of his
victim.

  Two pair of boots, and both - boots.

  Life is short ... Bear with me.

  Priest of science - is the one who eats at the expense of
Science.

  Kyplyu "dichlorvos" or selling cockroaches.

  Every day I work until three. One, two,
three - and leave.

  What kind of roof do not like to drive fast?

  Tiny-son black as night: croaked favorite tamogochi ...

  Lychshaya form of physical tryda - roll in the millions.

  Small coil, so driving.

  At all the answers any questions ...

  Do not insist on his - a poison.

  Those guys own! .. Everything - the people!

  "Why not Tamagotchi! - Glad the Lord, looking at Adam.

  Fashioned light ispygom.

  "Announced today at the show moved with great difficulty."

  He rang the doorbell, but it was busy.

  She was perfectly composed ... while the right hand is still 
leaning out of a suitcase. 

  Dad urgently introduced to Africa Penguins -
rolling in geography!

  Try hara-kiri! Samurai delight!

  Worked on the conscience - to work on yourself!

  Ears pierced. Prokolovshim three ear -
the fourth is free.

  Racket will always come to the rescue ... was
would be revenue!

  Want to make dryzey - head them away.

  The more water in the book, so it is deeper.

  Coachman, do not whip the horses!



  And finally - a few wishes to
New Year's from the same collection:


  When you drink, you need to know when to stop. Otherwise, no
God forbid, you can drink less.

  Want to get rid of the sludge on the soul - not
boil!

  Best tit on the hands than a crane in
face.

  Drink to the passion! Passion as you want
drink!


              Happy New Year!