Let's get acquainted - Well, hello, though! Eh.. the second issue of the magazine was difficult for us.

 
                                          
I haven't drunk vodka since Christmas time
                                         And my meniscus hurt
                                      Captured 7 bribes for a meager amount
                                   Hard drive covered in pussy
                                   Sanserver crashed 3 times a day
                                      Nobody sent me an email
                                     The toilet seat broke off
                                         And the cat shit on the cyberboard
                                           Bugs swarm like maggots
                                         Head hurt from cigarettes
                                    I dream of vampires instead of women
                                          My neighbor poured water on me
                                        The toilet is reliably clogged
                                       Tpy6a burned out - trinitron
                                      I cut my crunch while I was shaving
                                             And the phone was turned off
                                           Ta6ak and beer are getting more expensive
                                       But the money has been gone for a long time
 And the creditors are coming
                                         Well, it's complete crap
                                     In rpo6y I saw life like this
                                        I'll forget about everything
                                         I'll write a cool program
                                     She will write "Hell of world"
 (C) Morphologist I am!
                                          
 The Age has ended, and there are footsteps above us.
                                     The Age has come to an end - such things.
 (C)DDT
                                          
Music By MAFIX                  
(c) SISOFT/TRG                  
                                          
 Well, hello, though! Eh.. it was hard
we need the second issue of the magazine.  At first it was
... word ..., that the second numberyes
and it won’t work (there were no texts, no time and
in general, read the epigraph ;)), but here it is,
our second number.  We won!           
 Well, first I’ll tell you a little about this number -
re, and then I’ll give the floor to the rest of the creators.
 As I already said, there were no texts at all,
especially about the beloved Specky, but here
a miracle happened, I got the idea to change
the topic of the publication, and specifically towards
humor, because humor and interesting to read (sometimes
even “deadly funny”), and easy to get.
This number turned out to be full of humor, a little
porn, great music and of course useful
new application. Well, what else do you need from a magazine?
la?  N I C H E G O!!!               
                                          
(c) MONOHROM/TRG                
                                          
 Well, again we are pleased to welcome
you at the screens of your monitors loading into
your computer's memory this magazine
"ULTIMATUM"  #2  number.  Yes, I had to
format this section because others are busy
your business.  Well, withI like the design
I had to tinker with it for quite some time,
well, it’s okay... it seems like I managed it, well, that’s it
thank you Tom.  I thought a lot and for a long time about how
issue a second number
magazine, and finally I thought of it
do design work. People
Having watched the first issue, we appreciated it
rather weak, although it's true.  Now we
decided to intensify our thoughts and fantasies
this issue of this issue. This is the second one
the number is already in front of you, look, read,
joke as much as you like, we
We also try to collect everything you need for
in order for you to be interested, let him
although not even that useful for others, but
there is something to read.  In general, everything is just
begins... A lot of time was spent
over it, as well as advice and solutions to
release him.  We hope it's fresh
the number will give you humorous moods and
inspiration.                             
                                          
 This issue was prepared and published  
the following magazine creators:            
                                          
SISOFT/TRG (Stepan)...organizer,main Coder,tech                 
MOUOHROM/TRG (Vladimir)...main gfx,main musiC,techt CorreCted,   
                          design                                
EXPERT/TRG (Andrey)...Coder                                     
OVERAYE/TRG (Alexander)...musiC,moral support                   
                                          
 and also helped to replenish information
the following people:                           
                                          
Doka (Anton)...tech, moral support                               
                                          
The following people helped with the music:    
                                          
DAGMA, KLIM, TELUR,RDM/Х-TEAM, STRIGE, PAUDA, EQUATOR/PHD      
CRIMIUAL,  MAFIX,   Uik-О,   SUHA,   JASS,   CRAZY DOCTOR,      
Phantom FAMILY етС...                                           
                                          
                                          
   хеллосы по традиции всем знатным...    
                                          
                -Х-ТЕАМ-                  
            -POWER of SOUND-              
           -BRUTAL  CREATORS-             
           -DELIRIUM TREMENS-             
               -PROXIMA-                  
                 -ULG-                    
              -AREA soft-                 
-DEATHMASTER-                
             -HORROR soft-                
            -PLAYGEAR  Со.-               
               -TRIUMPH-                  
               _and you_                  
                                          
                                          
      А также приносим соболезнования     
   авторам следующего, выюзанного софта:  
                                          
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  ZXASM 3.0                               
  BV 2.9 by Ivan Roshin                   
  Real Commander 1.96 by Real Software    
  Burial Gfx Editor 2.41 by Delirium      
  Sprite Master 5.11 by Andrey Rachkin    
  Art Studio 48/128 by James Hutchby      
  EMS 2.55 by KVA                         
  Hrust 1.2 by Dmitry Pyankov             
  NAM 0.2 by Dismaster                    
  PkUnZip 1.3F by Tigrr                   
  ZXunZip 1.2 by Michael Kondratyev       
  РТ 3.5 by ММСМ&Monster                  
  STS 5.1si by Stalker & siSoft           
  Техт Maker 1.10f by Delirium Tremens    
  Рго Sound Creator 1.7                   
  Техт Utility 2.8i by Dr.Dash/DGN        
  что-то еще... уже не помню              
                                          
[РС]                            
                                          
  ASM80 2.02/win by Copper Feet           
  Bin2Trd 1.0/win by Copper Feet          
  R80 v0.23u                              
  Х128                                    
  SN 1.13 by RomanRom                     
  ZXFormat 0.2 by siSoft