Byvalshchina - Computer biology.

  
                                                               
Music By RDM/X-TEAM             
(c) SISOFT/TRG                  
                                                               
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Note: The characteristics indicated in this book              
 are of course averaged.                       
                                                               
                                                               
                                          
 Pa6ota on the computer - spend the night with a woman               
Playing on the computer - sexual intercourse with perversions             
 Disk formatting - defloration                             
 Data loss - menstruation                             
 Programming                                           
 manually - masturbation (masturbation)                   
 Car repair - restoration of virginity           
 Learn  programming - allow                               
 Breaking cars is sadistic                     
                                                               
 Miscellaneous:                
                                                               
 Sistemtsik - husband                                     
Services                                           
personnel - lover                               
 Trainee - impotent                               
 Network controller - pimp                                 
 Hacker - rapist                               
 Sticker on the disc - condom  Light absorber - glasses                                   
 Communications - connections (it’s clear what...)               
 Viruses - well, that's clear...                     
 Software                                           
 provision - poses                                   
                                                               
 Types of women:               
                                                               
 Abacus - even in our Soviet times   
                        scary perverts?!                  
 The calculator is the object of desire of the zoophile           
 (cat, dog, etc., to           
does not apply to women)                 
 Household computer - authors are associated with this type  
                        felt boots and padded jacket for 6ocy feet       
 "Corvette" - a woman to get excited about           
 is only possible on a very dark night and       
 in order of dire necessity.       
 Lap-Tor - Well... how can I tell you, nothing,         
 but it's small.                       
 EC - She’s not small anymore, but she doesn’t get up.         
ENIAK - It will be a bit old...                     
 PC - What you need!!!                            
 Uext - Cool chick                           
 Amiga - Amazing                             
SiliCon Graph Station - Sex Bomb                               
 Cray - Well-y-y-y very cool chick.            
                                                               
        Sealed - Virgin                             
        Off - Frigid                               
        Personal - Gives to only one                      
        Terminal - Gives to anyone he wants                         
        Network - Prostitute                             
                                                               
 Non-Russified - foreign (we recommend asking:       
           
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Body parts:               
                                                               
 Monitor - face:                                   
LED - better without a head at all                 
 MDA - asks for a brick                         
 CGA - how can I tell you... I didn’t 6         
 EGA - but nothing...                           
 VGA is cool                                   
 PGA - and here we are playing with goodies...         
 Paradis VGA+ - amazing                             
 SiliCon GraphiCs - really... really                             
 Cray VeCtor Graph - such words in Russian             
unfortunately no                       
                                                               
 Memory - chest:           
                                                               
 16 kb - the board ran away from the construction site               
                64 kb - pimples smeared with iodine                   
 128 kb - it won't be enough                         
 256 kb - niCe buffer size                       
 512 kb - nothing...                             
 640 kb - what you need                               
 1 m - wow...                               
 16 m - nepe6op                                 
 Mother Board - completeness:          
                                                               
 4040 - hmmm...                               
 8008 - give it to the morgue for experiments               
 8080 - skin and bones                           
 8085 - it doesn't matter to you what woman,       
 that trough                             
 8088 - poor, poor                   
 8086 - nothing, it'll do                         
 80286 - and here we are playing with goodies             
 80386 - a little plump                   
 80486 - plump                             
 80586 - with distortions to Lesha.                  
 80860 - entered into the book of records                 
 or they didn’t convey it?                        
 80986 - well, well...                               
                                                               
 Hard disk capacity - degree of corruption                   
 without HDD - complete frigidity                     
 10 m - so-so                               
 20 m - ...we know a couple of poses and nothing else       
 40 m - more or less degraded               
 80 m - normally degraded                   
 300 m - ... I can teach myself                   
1 gb - walking encyclopedia                   
 50 gb - very expensive                       
 250 gb - overpriced                       
 1 tb - and after that you are alive???               
                                                               
      Disk drive - female genital organ:   
                                                               
               180 kb - drupe                                
               360 kb - Milka                                   
               720 kb - half-princess                            
               1.2 m - but nothing, said Stirlitz                
              1.44 mi - princess                                 
                 5th - queen                                  
               1.3 gb - did they pick it with a shovel?             
                                                               
 Floppy disk - male genital organ:                                                                 
               160 kb - замоpыш                                 
               180 kb - 5-8 см                                  
               360 kb - 8-12 см                                 
               720 kb - 12-15 см                                
               1.2 мь - 15-18 см                                
              1.44 мь - 18-22 см                                
                 5 мь - 22-30 см                                
               1.3 gb - метр и больше (авторы воздерживаются    
                        от комментариев)                        
                                                                
           Клавиатура - ноги:             
                                                               
 1 key - matches                                 
 21 keys - better than a legless one...                     
 82 keys - how can I tell you...                 
 101 keys - normal                               
 156 keys - cool legs                           
                                                               
 Power supply - ass:           
                                                               
                 20 W - you need to jump on your own                   
 50 W - something is smooth here...               
 100 W - you need a bucket of plasticine             
 120 W - well,It's not like this                 
 200 W - honey butt                         
 250 W - cool ass                           
 500 W - it will be too big                       
 1 KW - parachutes around the corner                       
 > 1 KW - save yourself, who can                     
                                                               
              Wires - hair:           
                                                               
 less than 1 - screw your hair, go shaggy           
 3 - side parting: hair to the left, 2 to the right
                    4 - straight punch: 2 left, 2 right   
 more than 4 - hairstyle, what you need, and pull and       
curl