A miracle of technology - Air duct.

 
                                          
Music By CRIMINAL               
(c) SISOFT/TRG                  
                                          
 If software companies
provision, maintained airlines...      
                                          
                                          
 Airlines DOS               
                                          
 Passengers pushing the plane along the takeoff
runway until it takes off,
then they jump on him and fly while he
will not fall to the ground again. Then everything
repeats from the beginning.                      
                                          
 Airlines QEMM               
                                          
Completely similar to airlines DOS,but in
You have more legroom when flying.        
                                          
 Airlines Mac               
                                          
 All stewards, flight attendants, pilots, cashiers
and technical staff look
the same, speak the same and act the same
the same.    Every time you
If you are interested in any details, you
explain that you don't have to know this,
that you don't want to know that everything
will be done without your participation and at all
asking you to shut up.                    
                                          
Airlines OS/2.              
  In order to get on the plane, you
must put 10 different ones on your ticket
seals, standing for this ten times -
long queues. Then you fill out the form,
in which you indicate exactly where you want
sit, and also tell you how you should
the plane looks like an ocean plane
liner, like a passenger train or like
bus.   If you still succeed
get on board, and the plane manages
take off, then your flight will be harmed
threatens except for those moments
when the elevators and flaps jam in
one position - in this case you have
there is enough time left to
pray and take a position for
emergency landing.                        
                                          
 Airlines Windows           
                                          
 The airport is beautiful and well-maintained,
cashiers and flight attendants are friendly
smiling, it’s easier to get on board the plane
simple, but the takeoff goes without a hitch
hitches. Then, mid-flight, the plane suddenly
explodes without anywarnings.    
                                          
 Airlines Win NT            
                                          
 Passengers line up for the take-off
strip, pronounce the password in unison and
line up to form the outline of an airplane.
Then everyone sits down on the ground and shouts
buzzing sound so that an impression is created
I'm glad that everyone is flying.                     
                                          
 Airlines UNIX               
                                          
 All passengers arrive at the airport with
own parts from the aircraft, then
gather on the runway and begin
build it without stopping for a second
argue about what type
they are building a plane.                       
                                          
 Airlines Mach               
                                          
 These are new generation airlines  (NeXT
generation  ;) The airplane as such
absent. Passengers get together and
they call him in chorus, then they wait, wait, wait,
waiting and waiting.  Then another one comes
a group of people, each of them brings with
a piece of an airplane. They settle down
runway and start this plane
collect without stopping for a second 
argue about which plane they are
collect.    Then the plane takes off and
passengers remain on the runway and
waiting and waiting and waiting.   When the plane
lands safely, the pilot calls
by phone at the departure airport,
to inform passengers that everything
they arrived safely
appointments.                               
                                          
 Airlines Newton            
  You buy tickets 18 months before the day
departure and arrive on the appointed day
on board the plane. One of the crew members
my lady is interested in your name. Correct
he manages to hear this name only with
the fourth time, after which he allows
you to take your place.  As soon as you
sit down, the flight attendant informs you that
The planting process must be repeated, so
how the plane is crowded and passengers
must be recalculated, freeing
place for new ones.