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 Chronicle of events                
                                          
 I stopped time and everything froze
                    a brick flying at my crown, there is soap in your soul
                         I stopped time and everything in the country stopped
                       the dove has seed in its beak, there is fat in your teeth
 (C)DDT
                                          
Music By KLIM                   
(c) SISOFT/TRG                  
                                          
In October 2017 year in conditions of chaos and
the anarchy that has swept the country,
leadership of the CPSU(P) - All-Russian
Computer Party (Programmers) -
made a decisionabout seizing power.
The coup was carried out quickly and almost
without bloodshed.  Sent out in advance
viruses blocked the work of the General Staff, post offices,
banks and telegraphs, and detachments
revolutionary players trained on
secret bases in the game in the 5th DOOM,occupied
government buildings. First decrees
of the new government proclaimed: “Every
the programmer has the right to free
computer, free beer and free
sleep" and "All Software Must Be Free".
Chairman of the High Hacker Council
made an appeal to the population, in
in which the historical phrase was uttered:
"Now you no longer need to be afraid of man
with a hard drive!"                           
 The very next day on the streets
Lines lined up for free beer.
Rare non-drinking programmers immediately
launched a major speculation, in addition,
individuals tried to break through to the beer, whose
programmer origin was obvious
doubtful. The first riots broke out. 
 Meanwhile, the High Hacker Council issued
decree on use tax
computer and software of all non-programmers,
what led to the formation User League,
strongly opposed to the new regime. In these
conditions of the CPSU(P) was forced to quickly
form armed units for
defense of the revolution.  They consisted of the most
different people and therefore got the name
Various Guards.                           
 At the same time, the issue of symbolism and
visual propaganda.     On the square
Motherboard (formerly Red) was
erected an equestrian monument to Wiener and a background
Neitman.  The flag was chosen
white-blue-black, which symbolized
Windows,  Norton Commander  and  MS-DOS. On
the coat of arms depicted, of course, a computer
(suggestion to put another bottle there
beer was rejected by the High Hacker Council after
personal intervention of the chairman).      
 At this time, the
extremist organization "Even Hundred",
consisting mainly of users
modems, which immediately carried out pogroms
employeesPBX.The Supreme Hacker Council does notintervened until the pogroms reached their peak,
after which a decree was issued on free
sending digital information via
telephone lines, which caused a stormy uprising
bargaining of even hundreds.  However, not all
political forces could be persuaded to
your side.  Yuzerskaya, which was gaining strength
Leaguea staged on Hard Disk Square (formerly
Manezhnaya) powerful demonstration under
defiant slogan  "User too
programmer!", supported by programmers
from the applied faction. The demonstration was
dispersed by the guards, and the leaders
User League took refuge in the representative office
Apple company, where they asked for a political
shelters.    After this, representatives
applied workers were removed from leadership
CPSU(P), and a new government was formed
composed only of faction members
system specialists, which subsequently led to
renaming the party into CPPS (Computer
Party of Programmers - System Engineers).      
 In order to consolidate the victory over the renegades
The Supreme Hacker Council passed a law on
widespread introduction of hexadecimal
number systems.    User League and
applied workers tried to start a rebellion,
overwhelmed by the drumsforces
mutant viruses.  Supreme Hacker Council
announced the beginning of hacker terror. B
rallies were held in computer centers
under the slogan "Death to Lamers!",and on
streets of mixed guards patrols
stopped passers-by and asked them
what is 7+5? Those who answered "12" immediately
were taken to Kesh (formerly Lubyanka), because
the correct answer is 0С.                    
Left avirs (virus authors) tried
lynch Lozinsky, but they were determined
stopped by the right Avirs. But despite
no matter what, the provocations did not stop.
There were denunciations that in the Tower
(formerly BD) new government in full
composition plays 5th DOOM all day long.But
CommissionCheck'a found that this
blatant lie - the government played in the 12th
Beholder.                                 
 One of the leaders of the User League,
hiding in the building Apple, made a joke
about what is promised to every programmer
a free computer is a computer without
plat.  INthe answer to this is the chairman of the Supreme
Hacker Council demanded to ban
Russian language, as if it is not amenable
parsing and correct
broadcasts, but this was a bold decision
blocked by that part of the MCS that is not
knew English.                        
 Meanwhile, in the CPSU(P) itself a new
split  Faction of radical systemists,
whose positions have strengthened significantly after
rebellion of applied workers, began a campaign for
prohibiting Windows and removing the white stripe
from the flag.  But the split did not have time to deepen,
because at this time the country had run out
beer.                                     
 Simultaneously with this, another happened
disaster: tax-pressured users
began to throw away computers and count on
accounts. The cache was full. The regime turned out to be
on the verge of collapse.  Supreme Hacker Council
sat all night, after which he expelled
countries of company representatives Apple and
proclaimed NEP - New Ergonomic
Programming  What is this, no one
knew, but it sounded beautiful.                 
 At this time, a famous foreignvirus writer visited Moscow (still
not renamed) and, being under
impressed by everything he saw,
wrote a new virus.  Thanks to the wide
command set of the new processor Decium,it
fit it into just 10 bytes.  Virus
alarmed the world community, because
now the spontaneous emergence of viruses in
as a result of random failures it became
the impossible is simply improbable.
The ideologists of the CPSU(P) saw in this a broad
perspective: the time will come when
programs will write themselves, and
programmers will only play DOOM and
Beholder, drink beer and sleep.              
 A congress was held in the Minitower (formerly the Kremlin)
programmer youth, where
Chairman of the Supreme Hacker Council
uttered the historical phrase: "The current
the generation of programmers will live!"