Let's laugh - the fruit of insanity: >Translation of a piece of text to Win95 help without a main dictionary by the Roliglossum Translator.

(c) UnBEL!EVER aka M.M.A/SPEED CO./XTM'98 
                                          
With  temporary  appearance  on personal
computers of automatic translation systems
yes  texts, the world was swept by a wave so
called "computer word".Some
scientists even conduct serious experiments
you, translating famous Russian works
writers  and poets from Russian, subsequent
specifically  on  English, German, French
English etc., finally returning again to
Russian.  The resulting "literary work-
conducting" is interpreted  not  otherwise than
fruitmachine understanding of the text. But we are with
We know that these are just glitches!         
                                          
                                          
Below is one of these glitches,
the degree of milk yield of which is simply unattainable
bench press This is impossible to imagine. even eu-
do you sincerely hate windows...      
                                          
  (c) Microsoft & Chemistry Faculty of Moscow State University '98. UKA.RU  
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Translation of a piece of text to Win95 help without
main dictionary Translator Poliglossum
with  medical, commercial and legal
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             Herd workersMice              
                                          
   Microsoft company  gets   a lot
responses after the appearance of Windows  95.  We
revealed that many users met
problem mouse. In  this document Service
Microsoft's technical focus brings
together all the useful information about possible
problems  with mice and crowders mice and
careshooting. If you have just closed
drankyourself Windows 95, you can see that
your mouse  is behaving badly. Cursormaybe
do not   move  or move  the mouse can
show  strange marks  on the surface
tables,  windows  and wallpaper. The mouse may not be
cotton  react to a click on the kidneys. But
don't  hurry! This  may be  physical
problems, notbug Windows 95.Clean your
shu  mouse. Disconnect her leash from the computer
yuter  , pull out the genitals and rinse it
and  rollers of the insides with alcohol. Again for-
sew the mouse.Check for breaks in the leash.
Connect your mouse to your computer. Take a look-
press to your pad (pillow) - it is not
should be a source of garbage and dust in the area
naitals and  rollers. Gasket surface
should not restrict mouse movement.         
                                          
   Maybe you should buy a new mouse.
We  strongly  recommend Microsoft
mouse. It is ergonomically designed, especially
Bo is made for Windows 95 andhas a third level
k in  in the form of wheels that can curl
windows.  Copulation Microsoft mouse and Windows
95  makes  your daily work easy
pleasant. Experience it all. If problems
remained - your mouse driveris poorly worth
under Windows 95. It will have to be removed. to you
need  a new mouse handler. If you use
Microsoft Mouse Caller,visit Microsoft
Servant  Webs, where in a special basement you
you canlower-load the current one
herderMicrosoft mouse. If produced
body your mouse is different, find out about its gur-
supplier. All  major mouse manufacturers
already have  mouse drivers for Windows 95.
Before you secure the edges,
box mouse,  make a back-top copy
your dossiers. Clean your hard drive
meaning.  You must have a start-up disk
from  Okon 95. After you have secured
new drover, most likely your samples
Problems have been resolved. If they remain, write to
Microsoft Technical Support, and your
The case will be dealt with by the Special Department.            
                                          
   For  effective technical assistance
ra, our engineer must know the brand
ku   of your  mouse,  type  (in-port mouse,
Periodic Mouse, Bus Mouse, Poly-
Tseyskiy Uchastok /2 mouse, mouse without a leash,
genitalia on caterpillar tracks, etc.), ver-
this driver, computer manufacturer
(mother boards), position of ports and choppers
nicks onmother board (and card layout), and
also  contents  dossier  Auto-#####.bat,
config.sysandBoot-log.txt. In addition,
some useful tips                
                                          
1) do not fix Windows 95 at the same time
my place where you have fixed Windows
3.x, you won't be able todo some things well
familiar.                                
                                          
2)  if you are new to Windows 95, get used to
Please take a look at the new mouse features. Click
by  left kidney - select the item, click
by  right menu button with pop-up context
ve, quicklyhit twiceon the left side
ke - issue a subpoena.            
                                          
4)  work fast double  hit
kidneys  mice using a special training
zhera on the Windows control panel 95       
                                          
6)  Microsoft specialists  companies after
largenumber of experiments revealed that most
more effective command  from under Windows 95
is"Send to...",which access-
at  at  any time and place when hitting
right  kidney  mouse. If  you  just nowhave secured windows 95, you will be able tosend
only on A (B) and in the special place “My
briefcase."  But as you
attach  to yourself new programs for Windows
95, youwill begin to send to increasingly complex
new andinteresting placesand objects. special
efficiency  command  "Send to ..."
will acquire  when transmitting messages via E-
mail  and communication  with your colleagues and
friends in a local work network. Try it
the power of the "Send to..." command, and you quickly
make sure it's difficult without herexist
under Windows 95.                            
                                          
Write to us and remember that Microsoft is a
Niya always thinks about  thathow you are better
do.                                  
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A small dictionary  for those who have not
I could not once  smile after reading this
text:                                    
       herd drivers - drivers    
       Windows 9S  - windows95             
       mouse kidneys - mouse buttons (buttons) 
 pad - mouse pad motherboard - motherboard     
                                          
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