BIKE SHOW report - South Russian...

Heresy #07
                      THIRD SOUTH RUSSIAN                       
                           BIKE SHOW                            
                              2001                              

                             part 1                             

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     Свершилось!  Наконец,  наконец! В этом литературном опусе я
постараюсь   дать   full   report  по  Третьему  Южнороссийскому
Байк-Шоу,held in the capital city of the land of Kuban - the city
Krasnodar from the tenth to the eleventh of June 2001 from
birth of the main masochist. It started at 14:00, this whole thing went on
night and ended in the morning (around 5:00) of the 11th. Organizers
"BlackSmith" (bike brotherhood).  Like last time, Bike Show
was carried out on the outskirts of the city, in a remote and deserted area, on
this time in the village of Pashkovskaya, forming a megalopolis with
Kranodar, i.e.  clinging to him, in a fenced place,
being an auto center. Of course, there were many different moments: and
good and bad, I will just try to describe everything down to the smallest
details, without hiding anything, conveying to the public the full
picture of this event, both its positive aspects and
negative...                                                   

     So, let's go...                                           

     The bus arrived at the Krasnodar-1 bus station, opposite
beautiful railway. From the opened door of a bus on a flight
Various people came out of the city of Goryachiy Klyuch... Among them was
hairy, disheveled, man in a "Black Metal" robe,
on top of which was worn a leather vest with iron studs.
A hood was worn on his head, from which long hair protruded.
On the chest rested a brilliant pentagram;  shoeswas
old, torn, Cossack-shaped shoes.  With contempt
After looking at those around him, this man headed towards the tram
stop... As you already understood, this man was Cannibal
aka me. It's 10:30 on the clock. Having bought a bottle of beer at the kiosk, I sat down in
tram and went towards fate...                            

     With transfers, having lost an hour, I drove up to the Legion store.
I should note that this store is one of the largest
points selling audio-video products in the city. Moreover, this
the store has a special room (or rather, a place) where there is
everything for a metalhead: starting from cassettes and CDs on order and
ending with Cossacks and kocyxamu and, moreover, high-quality ones. If
if you want to “browse” CDs, go here, if you want cassettes, it’s better to go to
Scoundrel at the Rock Store.  So, going to Legion, I got y
Satan (retailer of metal products) flyer at the Bike Show. Who doesn't
knows what a flyer is, I’ll explain: it’s some kind of paper (colored,
quality), such as a special invitation, which
provides a discount on the cost of passage to its owner. B
in particular, the prices for the third Bike Show were as follows:          


                        passage - 120 rub.                       
                        with flyer - 100 rub.                   
                        bikers - 70 rub.bikers - 0 rub.                      


     Having received the coveted flyer, and also purchased a new album
Crematory'2001 "Believe", I headed to the stop and reached
I realized that I had no idea where to go... It’s good that
The flyer superficially tells how to get to the Bike Show.
After pestering people with questions, I finally got what I needed
information and went to the minibus stop opposite
the huge Drama Theater, where intellectuals hang out.   

                              "...Gena, two people, is this a crowd?
                                             - crowd, Cheburashka.
                                    - Oh, how we were ten yesterday
                                               the crowd was distributed..."
                                                     From an anecdote

     Seeing a crowd of fifteen to twenty people, I hurried towards them.
Everyone was going THERE.  It should also be noted that with us stood
quite a large number of girls (some were
"terrible" :(), and some and vice versa... Clearly from the crowd
dirty informals stood out (young and uneducated (stupid)
guys, like grungers :), death metal guys (these are much better) and
girl in chain mail (!!!).  Yes, it looked cool - the girl in
chainmail!  Imagine how much work: thisthe iron shirt consists
from a huge number of rings woven together... (according to
according to the owner, somewhere around 1500 rings) For complete
The only thing missing from passers-by was, perhaps, only
knight, clad in armor and naked to the waist Slavic
warrior-horobra with a huge cleaver! But even what was there, clearly
it was enough to make passing pensioners groan, and gopniks
avoided...                                            

     Well, a minibus taxi arrived.
The small size of this transport did not allow everyone to fit
those who wanted it and that’s why such an unreal crowd was packed there
thirsty for "bread and circuses" that Cannibal is in turmoil and cramped conditions
“forgot” to pay the required ten rubles.  The driver slightly
stunned by the number of people, he took us to the Pashkovo village.
It was fun to ride!  I especially remember the look in the eyes
The traffic police officer, who looked at us and moved his lips, obviously
some kind of bad curse...                              

     Finally, we started to approach abtotex. the center where everything is
this was done. There was a huge crowd at the entrance (about a thousand
man (!) :) and a bunch of motorcycles, placed neatly
next to each other.  We rushed out of the minibus. There's some
dude drops a backpack full of beer andsome quantity
beer bottles break!  There is a wild mate, both the owner and
sympathizers.  (Hmm, I wonder why he was so stocked up if y
will they take away the alcohol from the security entrance?) Approaching the fenced wall
territory where the Bike Show was located, and located in
tenka, we drank the remaining beer from the backpack of the guy who had
carelessness of dropping a container of beer when exiting a taxi. It was
three o'clock, although officially the Bike Show starts at two. Main
A macca of people were still on the street, and many simply had not arrived yet.
It was decided to rest in the shade. After some time there was beer
I bought it again and I was already hooked, I drank it again. I have to admit
that beer was drunk by me (and everyone present) throughout
The Bike Show is constantly (of course, not specifically right away, but moderately, over
bottle with a brow, but in general there were bottles for the entire event
I drank a lot) and it’s a miracle that I didn’t fall asleep at all, but persistently
survived the entire event to the end, although some
I don’t remember the details, especially towards the end, well, because...  with difficulty
I was on my feet, so excuse me!                    

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