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(C) Cann ba+/T+
Introduction
A couple of introductory words... Actually, this text
was intended for the KrNews newspaper, but due to persistent reluctance
and the stubbornness of the editor-in-chief Maxx, who has not yet read
article, flatly refused to put it in the newspaper, you see this
text here. Well, I feel even better. The article below goes like
original for KrNews, followed by comments,
complementing the text...
----original text ----
"We've been shitting, we're shitting,
and we will shit.
We.
(In our name, We, vTS)"
(C)vTS
Hello everyone! Let's talk about infectionKrasnodar scene -
Roshchupko Vite aka vTS/TL. I ask you, dear spektrumist,
read this text to the end in order to draw some conclusions and
Never blindly trust scum like vTS.
So, how it all happened. In 1999 I met
Krasnodar party of spektrumists on the radio market. In this
the party, as in other normal ZX associations, was dominated by
atmosphere of friendliness and mutual assistance. That is one thing is that you
spectrumist, inspired confidence. Like a total idiot, I had
It’s stupid to give it away for repairs and upgrades (for money, of course)
his broken Pentagon, vTS's popular "hardware" at that time.
It was September '99. We agreed that the repairs will be carried out
per month. So what do you think? Until the new year, this FREAK even
I wasn't going to take on the job of repairing it. (And on the agreement and on the fact that
a person without a computer for seven months, emy didn’t give a damn!) I, thinking,
that this seems to be a normal person - after all, his articles
imbued with love for the Spectrum and hatred for everyone else
platforms, I am writing emy an indignant letter, reminding that
a man is a man when he keeps his word and it's time to emy
repair my computer I had little idea then what
I'm dealing with snot. I remember he was offended by the letter. (Like, I do
busy with studies, no time, and also “name-calling”send by mail
:)))) My dear freak! You were mistaken - in my first letter I did not
swore at all, but simply explained that your behavior
incorrect! Next. After the letter, he did his brainwork until the summer!
That is, the renovation lasted NINE months!!! Besides, the upgrade is almost
was not done.
I turned a blind eye to the unfinished upgrade, (he
offered to wait a little longer ;) and quickly took the Pentagon, because...
I missed being without a computer, languishing for almost a year. The computer worked
A month and a half. Well, he repaired it! It was June
y2k. In confusion, I take the computer for another repair. Breakdown
was nonsense: a cockroach got into my disk drive, 8-)))) I opened it
case, removed the insect, screwed the case and... got a bummer.
Some kind of inconsistency, dressed incorrectly, etc. - I'm in iron
I have absolutely no idea, unfortunately. :-( Well, I think, since things are like this,
I'll take Vitya, let him restore it, and at the same time upgrade my
unit...
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We agreed that he would repair the computer in a week and
will bring it to the radio market. I,coming from another city, like
should have been expected, stood stupidly waiting for the impossible -
the arrival of this mokritsa.
She was gone the next week, and the next week. in me
Slowly but surely, rage accumulated. I no longer expected from him
computer, I herded him at the radio market with a chain in my hand to hit him in the face
ynopotb. (like, an overgrown dude with a wild look is scurrying around
market looking for someone... :-))))
The most interesting thing was that when Cannibal
for purely financial reasons I did not come to the gangway, insignificant
the dirty trick appeared on the market, looking around in fear to see if
"Cannibal"... Having a phone, I found out that vTS was on the market,
came, broke off... It turns out this situation: the market
located near the river, under the bridge, and you can clearly see from above
people below. Therefore, NOTHING before
how to get down, carefully studied the people from above, and in case
presence of Cannibal among them, unfolded safely and
cleared away, but quickly!
--------->>>
I grazed it for more than six months, spending so much money that
would be enough to buy a new KAU. Millennium passed (2001),
not the end of the worldcame, but Vitya still did not appear. And then, glory
To Satan, IT IS FINISHED! I wandered around the market with Spectator and
suddenly:
Spectator> Cannibal, look, Vitya is coming! (this was a frequent
joke Sani ;)
Cannibal>Don't fuck...di!
Spectator> I'm telling you in kind!
Cannibal> Fuck it..???
Spectator> Seriously!
Cannibal> Holy shit, .... ... ... IN NATURE!
You won’t believe it, this chukhan actually appeared and came down from
stairs down! Everything is clear here: without seeing me from above, he decided
that I didn't come. But I have arrived! Just for the moment, wandered around
market. However, I digress.
How can one describe such a magnificent scene to me,
blinded by anger?! Ha! They say it looked something like this:
fraerok Vitya in a suit and with a diplomat in his hand came down and
as if nothing had happened, he continued to move forward quickly
approaching Cannibal! Imagine my impression! IT doesn't
to get scared, but even pretend as if nothing happened
happened, and extended his hand forgreetings!!! He handed me his
shitty hand, and I, having swung it well, fucked it right in
the vile face of this carrion! The carrion rose from the ground and
made not the slightest attempt to hit otbetky! But here,
Techno Lab members jumped up and immediately separated them, offering to separate
at the market. :(((((Okay. Naturally, I rudely explained to emy who
he is like that, etc., etc. The conversation got closer to the main point. Constantly
blowing up ynopotb once again, Cannibal set a condition
immediate return of computers in two weeks. What is vTS for?
stated that nothing would be repaired, because... I, you see, don't
paid emy a year ago for a mouse controller!!!! :) Well, here's consciousness
I lost my mind, and I, like an animal, rushed at the scumbag ynopob
again in the face! The most unpleasant thing was that to kill the ENEMY
It was not the spektrumists who stopped me, but the vile cop who was passing through
past. We were almost taken to the police station. The funniest thing
was that I, I don’t remember how, made excuses for the cop
(like, I’m not in the business :), but Vitya, bloody in places
with a face, he reported to emy who he was. A fight, after all! Before
They somehow got away with the cops. This is how our meeting ended. I
fully and not without reason threatened what would happen if
disobedience. Once again I made an appointment for emy. I didn't come knowing
that this is meaningless and not mistaken.The old corn bastard is not
appeared...
I look at vTS's business card lying on the floor:
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Roshchupko Viktor Sergeevich
(VTS)
- coder, and maybe harder...
- representative of Nemo in Krasnodar
Krasnodar, Starokorsunskaya station....
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Let's put everything into pieces. Vita is about 19 years old, and he is already
wants to be called by his patronymic! Much honor! "...coder, a
maybe harder..." - how to understand this? Who is the coder, YOU? If
you are a coder, then I am the second cousin of Yeltsin’s cousin’s aunt! :)))))
Your coding skills are simply non-existent and that's a fact. What
is an encoder as such, at least for
Spectrum? - This is a person who programs in acme, implements
various algorithms, a very knowledgeable person who can
code the game and write the system and demo-making if desired
get busy! This is a real coder! An example of this: Flying, Sinn,
SairOOs and many other CODERS! And you? Confined to clumsy
shell, tothe first Krnews, half of whose code was torn out,
I imagine myself as a programmer! Not a coder, you are the real one
lamer!
Next. "...NEMO representative in Krasnodar..."
The following should be read by my respected NEMO captain,
to be aware of the actions of your representative! I asked a question:
"Tell me, Vitya, about the KAU computer, about its prospects, o
iron and architecture!
To which the following answer was given: “You got me! How much do I know!”
All questions to Nemo!" Example number two. There is such a person -
Spectator, so he wanted to buy himself a new KAU, in connection with which,
I arrived in the village of Starokorsynskaya to see the “representative”. Left the house
some guy in torn pants and said like, I don’t know anything,
referring again to Nemo... This is what you have, NEMO,
"representative" who doesn't even know what he represents!
On the business card we read the following: address: "... Krasnodar,
st. Starokorsunskaya..." If you live in the village, why come here
attribute a city? If you are a hillbilly, then you are a hillbilly and
you will stay, despite your attempts at Krasnodar!
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Two months have passed... I meet Vitya again at the radio market. No,
This time I didn’t hit him, I just took him aside and
understandably (even though I don’t like to talk like that) laid out by emy
in detail the whole situation, his behavior, the fact that he is a SUCK and VASYA,
and also told me what happens to people like him! Why is Vitya stupid?
silent, like a partisan under torture! What, he swallowed his tongue in the ass, right?
By this you only once again confirmed that in life you, as
man, no one!
I came to an honest agreement with you, but that’s how you are, right?
Are you freaking out?
In general, as one would expect, he did not
showed up, but sent a letter saying he was taking exams
and I really don’t have time, I’ll try to finish it within a week.
The week stretched into two months! When was the last time I met
him, he swore that the computers were completely repaired and
loaded, all that remains is to assemble them back into the case. Really
is it so difficult to do? It is useless to go to him, because you will find him
It’s almost impossible at home, and at the Polytechnic too. (attempts
have been undertaken, and are being undertaken - if you catch your eye,
then...he-he 8-))))))----------------------------------------------------------------
I also want to say a big THANK YOU to a wonderful person
Oleg Nik-O for help in getting me back on stage and assistance in
purchasing a Profi computer on which all this is written. Oleg
selflessly loaned me money and found a seller. Thanks, buddy!
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What haven't I said yet? I may be reproached for the fact that vTS
did a lot for the stage. I don’t argue - yes, he did a lot for
development of Spectrum in Krasnodar, but who dares to argue that
he also did a lot for the collapse of the Scene, crossing out his
past merits???!!! Proof? - In his articles in KrNews,
he shouts about his love for SPECCY, about the evil of PC, (having at home
this platform that they hate so much) about the fact that he is a metal worker. A
in fact, he turns out to be a liar (like the famous Nazarene;)
abandoning people and properties and inciting people to leave
Spectrum. What kind of influx of new spektrumists is there if it
forces the current ones to leave! Well, judge for yourself: what to do,
for example, me, who has been suffering from the absence of a computer for more than a year?
Buy yourself at least a 486 dx-2, which I almost did, but decided against it
and bought Profi. Whether it's right or wrong, I'll stay nonetheless
with you, on stage for a long time, sharing all the joys and hardshipsand doing your bit for the benefit of this wonderful computer!
I propose to raise the issue of excluding vts from the ranks of Techno
Lab, since he first of all throws his own, Krasnodar: Viper,
Maxx, Nik-O, Spectator, Gas 13, Linker, doesn't he owe you?
It is also known that a letter arrived in Krasnodar from Kemerovo, from
some person (sorry, I don’t know from whom), where he complains,
that vts sent a computer by mail for repairs a year ago... Dear
spektrumist from Kemerovo! You can forget about your computer as o
nightmare - you’re unlikely to get him back! Well, judge cam -
if it sticks out to the locals and doesn’t intend to give it away, then what?
talk about distant Kemerovo...
Vitya will hit...
I said everything. I won’t bore you anymore, because... and so he said
unnecessary, but I couldn’t remain silent. Here's the story. The situation
I told you, dear readers, so draw your conclusions. I
I’m just trying to warn other people from this infection. Let
everyone will know the other side of this fake stager.
With love for our Spectrum, Cannibal/Techno Lab.
Special for KrNews e-newspaper. ##%%::::
Modern Word 2.1 05.27.01 #----------------------------------------------------------------
Denouement
He returned the computers to me. Returned in such a condition that the other
The ironworker I contacted refused to take computers
for repair, because... what remains of them is hardly subject to
recovery... Well, what can I do with this freak?
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Afterword
This is what my article looked like, rightly showing
the chaos going on in Krasnodar. The most interesting thing is that neither
There were no swear words, no threats or intimidation in it: a decent article
for KrNews... Md-a. It's all about Maxx, and a couple more TL's.
The latter CONSTANTLY tried to somehow get rid of Vitya,
like, don’t touch vts, - he doesn’t have time (and I’ve been without
computer) and other nonsense. Words are words, but that's when it comes to
publications, I suggested to those constantly complaining about the absence
material in KrNews Maxx'y this text. The last one flatly
refused to skip the article, citing irrelevance
material. It was meant that nonresident readers would
it’s not interesting to read about our local showdowns. Ha, that means
green light to what vts is doing!I think out of town
readers will be interested to know what types of harders there are
and who you shouldn't mess with. Since we're talking o
useless, or rather uninteresting articles in KrNews, then this
cam editor-in-chief Maxx also sinned. Was in some number
a whole section was opened, which described the acquisition
Max Amiga describing its configuration. Or reprint
spectrum-subject from the Kuban forum, where there is nothing meaningful,
except for the “remembering” of some individuals about their Spectrum
childhood never happened! Well, is it interesting to read this? Here's mine
the article is uninteresting... Maxx, as the main “defender” of vts,
such actions automatically approved the actions of the above
bastard, and the rest of us fucked them up. Or Nik-O with Alex_Naz'om.
The first one constantly tried to smooth out our incident, while it was possible
I can even say sorry for Vitya. And this is after you helped me
buy Profi, Oleg! The second one read the article as if he were releasing
the editor first gave the go-ahead for the publication of my articles, but then
decided not to do this. But it could have been done like this:
publish my article, but due to the reluctance to quarrel over
this with vts'om everyone would leave a small comment in
which it was reported that he did not agree with my position, because.
wants to be on normal terms with both of us. II would understand
I don't mind! In general, gentlemen, you forget the rules,
established by you: THE OPINION OF THE EDITOR MAY NOT COINCIDE WITH
OPINION OF AN INDIVIDUAL CORRESPONDENT! Yes. I didn't expect from you
techno lab people like this! It seems that we have known friend rpyra for a long time and in
one team... It means that some asshole left me without
compa year - that's good, that's right, and that's what I was going to
It’s fair to ask such a freak - is this already bad? She's good
your justice! That's when Vitya ditches one of you,
don’t give a shit later about what an asshole Vitya is - I’ll do it right away
said! But Viper did well - he generally remained in neutral.
It’s just that the person did not interfere in our problems with Vitya, in
differences from other “human rights activists”, for which emy and thank you!
In general, thanks to all Techno Labs for their position in this
incident: now I see who treats me differently and in their
I will treat them the same...
Yes, perhaps, after this text the attitude of some Techno
The Lab members might cool down towards me, so be it: they are, defending
Vitya must have thought that such actions were no good for me either.
will appear. Be silent and hypocritically smile at people with whom
I communicate, but it’s not in my heart to have second thoughts about them
beliefs. I told the truth, I told it once. Maxx,Nik-O,
Alex_Naz, in general, I respect all Techno Lab members and have no intention of
because of some bastard vts spoil relations with these
guys. In any case, I also “hushed up” the incident with vts’om
I’m not going to - that’s the kind of person I am. And who counts vts in this
situations to the right - let him go to hell.
08/15/01
Literature:
Anton Sandor Lavey "The Satanic Bible" (zx version by D.Ash)
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