THIRD SOUTH RUSSIAN
BIKE SHOW
2001
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Теперь на этой сцене объявили перерыв и все разошлись.
Голос из колонок предложил всем желающим в другой части "поляны"
лицезреть шоу профессиональных кacкaдeрoв, показывающихtricks on
small sports motorcycles.
The stunt show has begun. Finally, you can breathe freely,
go buy something to eat and drink and just relax on
shop, which is what I did. I should note that despite
a large abundance of hastily constructed eateries located
right on the grass, food and drinks were quite expensive!
(for example, 9 rubles for a small glass of tea, 10 rubles for a thin glass
transparent sandwich) Beer and juices cost a lot of money, and for
exotic lovers, and even with money, there was an opportunity
order fried chicken and kebabs (rulez). But to me
constrained by finances, I had to swallow my saliva and
be content with a modest purchase of sandwich and tea. Fatigue
took its toll and therefore I missed almost the entire stunt show,
lying blissfully on the grass. Although, I still saw the end: dashingly, dashingly
racers rode, steering the steering wheel of a sports bike and performing such
tricks... Sharp drifts, jumping from high hills (like
springboard) etc. tempted people to place their bets on horses...
racers. By the end of the show, the driver with number "8" stood out clearly, well
yeah it doesn't matter. It’s a pity that I, greedy, regretted “babos” and didn’t
I bet on this guy, who turned out to be the winner. :( Not really
I know how much the winnings would be... And on the next stage there was some activity: some
the guys hastily connected and set up their equipment. This
turned out to be the Krasnodar group OUTSIDER. I can't say for sure
what style the group plays in, but obviously something like rock'n'roll.
People began to approach the stage. This group is no longer new and
quite often participates in various rock concerts
Krasnodar. It's a pity that she plays too easily. :( So
sorry, rock and roll fans, this is just my subjective opinion
opinion.
Time flew by imperceptibly and then a very respectable
group VALHALLA and again from this unhealthy city. I'll tell you
I'll tell you a secret: for some reason Krasnodar has a huge creative
potential - there are a lot of PROFESSIONAL musicians and
There are groups in the city, but there is no opportunity to get promoted
nullifies senseless attempts at commerce (until now
it’s difficult to get records of the legendary band Mental Dissection,
which all Krasnodar residents know), only the most persistent can withstand,
having made his way, at least, to Moscow. So it turns out: there are people
but there is no way to get back on your feet. But let's return to our VALHALL.
The guys are doing what they need - good old death. Decent roar
good guitar parts despite the factthat the group is still young.
True, there was confusion with the name - I personally know how
at least one group of a similar name: Ural Valhalla,
playing something like pagan black. Well people liked it
the name of the abode of warriors who died in battle and feasted with the one-eyed
God Odin, and that’s it! Although, in my opinion, the name of the group
must be somehow related to the lyrical theme of the group:
our Valhalla, as far as I remember, didn’t seem to have much
bloodthirstiness in the texts, but not a word about Scandinavian myths either...
Well, okay - the main thing is the music, and it’s not bad. The people, especially
death fans are very excited! He was very professional
played a tribute to Metallica "Master of Puppets", especially when
the text was cnet in death style. The worst thing happened in
end: imagine, a killer dance song is playing - the musicians are shaking
during execution and here, what do you think? A whole one pops out
a crowd of young Cossack women (Kubansky Choir), dressed in Kuban
national costumes and a couple of brave Cossacks, then they begin
sing from the choral repertoire, while the “def” continues to chop!
Awesome! It turned out like this, I don’t even know how to express it...
A duet of def players and a choir, or something... No, well, it was cool: heavy
music and Cossack songs! Clark immediately commented on this fact
something like this: “We live in the Kuban - we are Cossacks, andthat's why we don't
must forget the old traditions!" :) Giving out a powerful charge
musical aggression, the guys completed their
performance.
The evening passed imperceptibly, and then it was completely shrouded in twilight.
noisy audience. Now it's time to organize a competition for the biggest
beer belly! You really have to be a big beer drinker here.
professional, so to speak, to “grow” yourself
real biker belly! With all the desire, if the stomach was
less than 100 cm, the person flew out with parting instructions to drink more
beer. By the way, a girl from the crowd volunteered,
deftly took the meter and began to actively take measurements from various
belly of the contestants. The winner had a belly with a diameter of approximately
141 centimeters (!). The biggest joke was that
the meter that mepka was filmed with turned out to be too short and the belly
I had to measure it in extra (!). Honorable, very honorable! No way
I remember that they gave it to the winner, but then there was a series of nominations
rewarding the winners of the daytime competitions: backers and their girls.
Everything here is simple and solemn: a couple is called, they go out, they
They give you T-shirts with branded biker logos or beer...
The arm-wrestling competition for men has begun. Everything is standard here too.
They measured their strength, the winner was determined, and they received a prize.What else have the brave guys from the brotherhood prepared for us?
BlackSmith? And they prepared for us the group BONEY neM!!! Yes, yes,
real and live, the main “pops” of the Russian death scene! Field
roared! People actively welcomed such celebrities and c
We were looking forward to the start of the concert. Kirill Nemolyaev, vocalist,
gave a nice opening speech and IT STARTED. Sorry
me, drunk - well, I didn’t remember the names of the songs on which they were
parodies were played, I only remember that there were the long-awaited “Apples on
snow", "Nostalgia", songs from the repertoire of Enrique Iglesias (?),
other famous musicians. It was very fun to watch
such a fact: musicians dressed in Britney Spears T-shirts, etc.
pop performers, labali concrete death! In truth
speaking, I liked this group most of all, who gave
a huge flow of positive emotions, as well as Valhalla. That's it
I remember for a long time what the vocalist of “Mutes” did. He's in
literally “raped” the tripod with the microphone, excreting
He performs extraordinary pirouettes and tricks. (As soon as he is not in it
got confused and didn't break? :) It was clear that the man laid out everything
your soul. And when the supply of tricks came to an end, Kirill
he simply lay down on the dirty stage and, lying down, continued to roar and roar wildly
sing the lyrics! Complete rulez!I was also amused by this
here's a joke: you may have seen some famous
pop performers who came to give a concert in any
city, begin to perform their famous hits, then in
a certain moment, with the words “And now you!” they bring
microphone to the audience and the chorus sings along with the singer. Metalheads have this
I only saw it at the Cannibal Corpse live recording in America.
Now I took part live, singing along with my
in a sepulchral voice "Bonyam", as a result of which he received
positive and negative results: trained vocals and
I tore my throat for a couple of days... :( It was very, very funny
witness the fact that the public is singing along to such music! Very clearly in
my brain was imprinted with the facial expression of one of the security guards: HOW
he LOOKED at the audience... No, it's hard to describe! In his eyes
there was at the same time a complete misunderstanding of the fun of others, one can
to say even fright! Well, the man didn’t understand, so what could he find?
how many people are in this shit? Moreover, in the faces of many there was
admiration! Ha, what can we say, even if some of it
Security colleagues themselves smiled, shaking their heads to the beat...
And here is the competition for the biggest tuteks! The public noticeably
perked up. Fuck the musicians - give it to the women! The girls came out from
decent tutbkamu, but not to say thatsilicone, but what
it was, it was quite decent! WOO! I can imagine how
with pleasure Clark (or “Stepanich”) took measurements... Here
winner... This was the winner of the previous year, which in
Last time the audience met with approximately the following words:
"Sow!!!" The body of the collective farm classification came out: wildly
fat, shapeless woman, with huge tutbkamu. Ugh! But that's it
They just laughed at this! (although not as emotional as in
last time :) Having taken my well-deserved prize (the competition was not on
grace rpyru, and on the size) IT left the stage... And so,
The breasts of the other contenders were nothing. :)
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