Humor - Advertising atheist.

 Alexander Belash (Night Wind)
                  Atheist

 - How? You don’t believe in advertising at all?

 - No, not at all.

 - But.. how can that be? because advertising is the essence
truth and revelation!   and miracles, by her
created?   For example, the miracle in Chan
Galilee, where "Jupi" was dissolved and
Has empty water acquired taste, color and smell?

 - Just a chemical reaction, nothing more
that.

 - Di-di-di, is it really possible?
talk!?.. Oh, I understand - probably
you don't have a TV and you're not involved in
grace of advertising..

 - Why - there is, but I avoid it
watch.

 - And in vain! In vain! My advice to you
- when you get home, turn it on and
look, look!   Faces will appear to you
announcers, you will hear the words from Above,
true interpretations of events, you will see
Series.. And Advertising! Here I am - I can’t do it for an hour
live without him!

 - I sympathize.

 - Why?I'm happy with Advertising!
This is the best program! Sometimes I even cry
from emotion - when there is a knock on the house
caramel "Chupa Chups".. And this is Taste
fruity will gather friends, tra-la-la-la..

 - Yes, yes, I know - it wasn’t a birthday
looks like a holiday...

 - Oh, how good - you know mantras!
Let's sing together?  A?  Duet!  These
mantras relieve fatigue, headaches, and
an abundance of freshness in two calories...

 - Please spare me - I’m sick
from these sticky choruses. Don't you
it is clear that advertising is the sale of what is without
No one will buy prodding!   By the way,
the cost of advertising is included in the price of the product, and
we pay twice.

 - Di-di-di!  You are unbearable! High
The point of advertising is not to buy, but
to participate in Shampoo and
Balm-Rinse in one bottle!
It caresses the ears and eyes, cleanses the soul from
low, and the face from acne.

 - Soul - maybe, but not skin.
Listen to what people say - Rain
There was an autumn drizzle, we drank blue Klerosil...

 - Sub-fencepoems!  Vulgarization and
profanation!   All the power of living nature in
Mars bar - after all, there is a thick
caramel, delicate chocolate, milk...

 - Yes - and also butter, cheese, eggs, lard,
meat, sausage and forty substances under the heading
"forbidden", half of which cause
rash, and the other is cancer. You finally understand -
a person must be able to determine for himself what
he needs to make his own diet for life
from a variety of nutritious products.
What does advertising offer? Instead of meat -
broth with the smell of meat, instead of vegetables and
fruit - a vitamin tablet, as well as
empty chewing gum with unknown fillings
and sweets, sweets without end and edge.
What are you, soup broth made from chocolates?
are you cooking?

 - I don’t cook cabbage soup!  Me instead of lunch
I look at the ten commandments - Tame the lion,
Full of nuts, eaten - and that's it, take a break
- "Kit-Kat" break off, Calm down - "State
Line", Relax - yum-yum..

 - ..meaningless spiritual
Santa Barbara chewing gum will protect your brain from
caries and thoughts about food..

 - Shut up!! Do not desecrate shrines!
You insult my religious feelings! Yes
how dare you in the presence of trulybeliever!.. What are you (in a whisper) and in
don’t you believe in political advertising?.. Don’t
Do you believe that together we will win?..

 - We have already been defeated, thank you.

 - Oh horror!  I talked to you for an hour
a filthy heretic, with an atheist!  Which
nightmare!   I have sinned!  Doctor Everytime,
protect me from morning to evening! twelve
hours of repentance in front of the TV - that's what
will save my soul!.. Di-di-di!  Everything is alive
reaches out to Bio!.. I had it written down somewhere
Inquisition telephone...