Humor - How to catch a lion in the desert.

 How to catch a lion in the desert
             Yuri Nesterenko


     At one time, physicists proposed their
a selection of methods for solving the problem of catching
lion in the desert and placing him in a cage. A
How do different people solve the same problem?
figures of the information technology era?

 Pascal programmer
Views the desert in full
brute force.  Having discovered a lion, he builds around
his cage.

Advanced Pascal programmer
 Sorts the desert in ascending order,
then searches for the lion using binary search and
builds a cage around it. If in progress
construction lion leaves, quits work with
by shouting "Range Check Eggog".

 C programmer
 Looks for a stone in the desert and places it
into a cage.   Assigns a meaning to a stone
"lion".

Advanced C programmer
 Assigns the value "cell" to the desert.

 C++ programmer
 Designs the cell in such a way
so that the lion would be an integral part of it. When
initialize the lion cell automatically
generated internally.

 ProgrammerAde
 Says that the lion and the cage are
objects of different types, and there is nothing to fool
he is overwhelmed with incorrect tasks.

 Delphi programmer
 Writes to all conferences: "People, where
take the component that is looking for in the desert
lion and puts him in a cage?

 Zhelezyachnik
 He buys a lioness from the zoo and makes her
gender reassignment surgery and has been trying for a long time
stick her in a canary cage.

 Gamer-action'er
 Armed with a super shotgun,
plasma gun, rail gun, nail gun,
a six-barreled machine gun and a chainsaw.
Combs the desert, destroying everything on its own
ways.  Looks for a lion among the dead and tries
discover a yellow key in his stomach.
If he finds it, he unlocks the cage with it and waits.
awards.

Quest gamer
 Searches throughout the desert for a lion, finds
puts it in his pocket.  Then searches throughout
desert cage, simultaneously trying to shove
lion in a teapot, shoe, TV, bucket with
paint and others that come along the way
containers.

Gamer strategist
 Raises taxes throughout the desert,
toget money for construction
cages and hunting units.  By the time
the end of construction, all the lions die from
hunger.

 Internet user
 Goes to your favorite search engine,
writes “desert” in the Search line, searches in
found "lion in a cage". If it doesn't find it,
says that the problem is unsolvable.

 Webmaster
 Goes to your favorite search engine and
writes “desert + lion” in the Search line.
Creates a document cell.html and writes
it contains a link to what was found.

 Spammer
 Sends out multiples throughout the desert
cells, to each of which is attached
piece of paper: "If you are a Leo, please come in
inside and close yourself from the inside."

 Trojan
Does the same thing as a spammer, but instead
hangs papers outside inside the cage
picture with a naked lioness.

Admin
 Dig a moat around the cell,
fills it with concentrated acid,
installs anti-tank guns along the shore
hedgehogs and anti-personnel mines, all this
surrounded by barbed wire. To the wire
and the bars of the cage connects the wires from
high voltage generator. Hangs on
cell10 combination and 12 barn locks.
He goes inside, locks himself with all the locks,
energizes, swallows keys, codes
forgets and says that now he doesn’t care
the lion is not scary.

Hacker
 Neutralizes acid with alkali,
cuts through the wire, crawls under
hedgehogs, pole-jumps over mines,
turns off the current, breaks locks and enters
cell.    Not finding a lion inside,
swears out of frustration, kicks the admin and

goes back to the desert