Humor - Answers to the question: “Why did the chickens cross the road?”

 Question.
 Why did the chickens cross the road?

 Answers.
 RU.VIDEO: Yes, because all chickens
crossing the road - disgusting
cheap.  (a quiet voice from the back rows:
"That's right, this is not Anime.")

 MISTRESS.RUS: Oh, what was she wearing?
dressed?  Was she pregnant? Here's mine
the child does not cross the road without me. A
there is also one good salad recipe from
cranberries...

 RU.ANEKDOT: moderatorial [+]

 SU.RENDER:  People!  I'm trying in Max
make a video about "Chicken Walking"
Across the Road", but I only render
every third frame. Where are the troubles?

 SU.KITCHEN:  Today's recipe
"The Tobacco Chicken Crossing the Road"

 SU.GAME.SOL: People, you need any
help (sols, cracks, cheats) on ZD-action
"Revenge of the Crossing Road Chicken -
10"

 RU.PICKUP: Fuck her!  And she already
never wants to leave you, no
speaking of thiscomplex process like
crossing the road.

 RU.ANTI-MENT:  One of my friends
the chicken was stopped by a cop when she
was crossing the road and demanded to see
documents. When she refused, he took it
her to the department, what should I do? ZY Cops -
goats!

 RU.INTERNET.CHAINIK: people, help
write a script about chickens crossing
the road, otherwise they stop without it
in the middle, and is thrown onto the screen
error.

 RU.REAL.MAN: kill the chicken in you,
crossing the road every time she
it becomes difficult, learn to always achieve
your goal!

 TELEPUZIKI: The chicken crossed
the road. The chicken crossed the road. Come on
Let's hug.  Let's hug. Chickens are like that
different - like Teletubbies. Sunshine over the hill
sits down - Teletubby goes to bed.

OSCOL.TECH: - But on Duron it would
transitioned faster.
     - Nevermind, the Duron sucks the Celeron.
     - It’s your sappleron that sucks, and the duron -
rulez...
     - Guys, what does this chicken have?
mobile?...

 OSCOL.TALKS:  I wantacquaintance with
cool chicken crossing the road for
joint implementation of this important
affairs.