Leaving foreign lands
Demobilization, demobilization, demobilization...
And wherever you look -
These May days
They walk around drunk everywhere...
"DMB"
What are we talking about? About the fact that in anticipation of the second part the most lethal
comedy of last year, it would be nice to remember something from the first one.
- Well, soldier, shall we piss?
- That’s right, I’m pissing (gurgle)...
- Well, it doesn’t matter, this is the ecological situation we have now.
Everyone is pissing. I piss (gurgle), the Commander-in-Chief sometimes pisses, but according to the situation.
So why should we not pay our last debt to our Motherland because of this?
We will transform your shameful illness into a feat. You will join the paratroopers. There
You'll even start fighting.
- Comrade conscripts, we need to understand the depth of our depths.
- Tell me, military man, will they give us weapons?
- Three hundred thirty-five...
- I'll gnaw your face now...
- This is not this for you...
- Can we bang?
- We will definitely bang more than once, the whole world will turn to dust. But then.
- Comrade demobilization, when will they give us something to eat?
- Never, comrade spirit, this is the army.
- This is not a passenger, but some kind of rubbish...
- What are you talking about - this is the Baltic, the hero of three hot
points! By evening his blood pressure jumps to three hundred.
- Exactly?
- Don’t go to a fortune teller!
- Well, okay, but don’t let the hero into the corridor. I have carpets...
-I am always asked three questions: why am I in the army, how long?
I’m old, and why is the hair on my chest colored...
I'll start answering with the last one. Chest hair is colored
because I spilled rocket oxidizer on them. I'm 29 years old
My anniversary is coming soon, and I’m in the army because my wife and mother-in-law wanted me
Put him in a mental hospital... for his beliefs. Do you see the gopher?
- No...
- And I don’t see. But he is.
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