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Classic Japanese tercets - haiku.
1. PHILOSOPHY
I reach up.
I'm trying to reach the sky.
Fuck it!
Drugs, geishas,
Tsunami, sake, hara-kiri -
This is what is destroying us.
Humble Monk
Offers a prayer to Buddha.
Therefore, he believes.
2. PR I R O D A
I wanted to take a walk
Along a valley overgrown with cherries.
And even then. And I'll take a walk.
The toad croaks.
I'll go and meet the animal.
Maybe I'll fool you...
A ringing drop
They announced themselves again
Neighbors upstairs.
Boar hunting.
I sharpened my knife and walked through the forest.
In his hand is a bucket of slop.
People are funny -
Fleeing from the tsunami in fear
To my inaccessible cliff.
A rare bird in its right mind
Will fly to the middle of the wonderful
Pacific Ocean.
I shoot ducks.
They ran to the sound of shooting
Curious hares.
3. B U D N I . . .
So the sun has risen.
You, my love, take your hands away.
I'm returning to my family.
Rice is born.
Cleaning will be difficult -
Sciatica!
I'm lying in a rice field.
He spread his arms, face down,
Like grain.
I'm checking my subscription.
Small round holes
Decorate the paper.
The buyer asked
How many yen does a kilo of rice cost?
Probably without eyes...
I won't go to the zoo
And meat for lunch
I'll buy it in the store.
They criticize the Motherland
And you eat all the time
Japanese lard!
I turn on the TV.
What's new, sneaky and arrogant
CC is cooking for us?
Ikebana in a bucket.
The girl didn't come to visit.
Well, never mind.
To get to know a friend
Youpull him along with you
To the sacred Fuji.
I remain faithful to my wife,
I haven't drunk for a month. Well when
Will they take my cast off?
Teeth fell out.
The fortune teller predicted yesterday
What luck will happen...
Dogs bark.
Someone is shooting in the night.
Crime area...
I sleep peacefully.
Peace is reliably guarded
Japanese policeman.
4. ... I P R A Z D N I K I
Let's stop working.
We will sing, dance, have fun.
We will buy rice from Canada.
Oh, I found it, I found it
The loss of an old grandmother
Grandpa is wearing a kimono!
Payroll.
In the line where my name is -
A large sum!
The New Year has arrived.
Carefree faces of passers-by
They lie here and there.
Twist and rock and roll
Vasyasi dances better than everyone else -
Hipster from Tokyo.
The dumpster is on fire.
Spread around the yard
The smell of apple pie...
Beckons me again
Makes you run somewhere
Chinese beer...
Oh how beautiful you are
Land of the Rising Sun,
Especially at night!
Color TV reported
News from our dear homeland -
Showed the Kuril Islands!..
5. PAGES AND STORIES
Pit in the garden.
I'll bury the rice deep in it.
After all, food appropriation is underway.
My plane is humming.
It's hard for my plane.
Hurry up Pearl Harbor...
6. SONGS
From Kyushu to the Seas of Japan
Army of the Sun-like Mikado
Strongest of all!
I look into the lake blue,
I picked daisies in the fields,
I call you Japan!
Cherry blossoms...
We need to go and fix it.
Oh, lyuli-lyuli!!!
7. H A Y K U S H K I (Japanese folklore)Toyota is on the mountain.
Toyota has no wheels.
They were carried away by the youth.
At the Suzuki cooperative
A Shinto shrine was robbed.
The bell was desecrated...
Worked on diesel with a friend,
I don't know what to call us...
Basically, our diesel was stolen.
Two planks are floating
Down the Sumida River.
I remembered my mother...
For a brave flight
Khrushchev gave Tereshkova
Electronic jade rod...
Wife's mother's house.
I'm unlikely to get through without a joke.
What should I show her?
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