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Introduction:
- Thorin, Thorin, enemies are at the Anus!
- How many times do you have to tell Folko, this is the “South Gate”!
// sung with a pronounced Georgian accent
There is a mountain in Middle-earth - the highest! Am G
And in the mountain there is a hole (hole) sticking out - the deepest! G Am
Chorus
{
Moria, Moria, jinjaharya Moria, Am G
Subarabum babaruk, Khazad Gwentur, Khazad Dum. G Am
}
If you climb that mountain and then fall off it,
There are many chances to visit Mandos.
Chorus
An eagle sits on the mountain - Mandos Special AirForce
Well, let him sit there - maybe he’s waiting for GandAlpha!..
Chorus
The hobbit crawls along the mountain, and another crawls after him,
Well, let them crawl - maybe they have a hole there!
Chorus
The hobbit crawls along the mountain, and GandAlf crawls behind him,
Well, let them crawl - maybe they have love there!.. ;)
And the diamonds in Moria are the largest,
And the chain mail in Moria is the most steel!
/ And the swords in that Moria are the dullest!
Chorus
And the barlogs in Moria are the largest,
And the Kazadas in Moria are the dumbest!
Chorus
If you went into the forge - how beautiful, wai-wai-wai,
If you want to help me, move away and don’t disturb me, RIGHT?!
Chorus
A gnome sitting behind a book, wow, what a sight!
He will sit and go to love - he doesn’t know how to read... :)
Chorus
If suddenly some impudent person said something bad to you,
Notswear, don’t shout, but sharpen your axe!
Chorus
It’s immediately obvious that you’re a dwarf, you’re not afraid of a fight,
You will chop everyone with an ax, right down to...
Chorus
Your wife left you, and then came again,
If you let her into the house, you are not a man, but a dwarf!
Kohl let her back, not a man, but a kazad!
Chorus
And the girls in Moria are the most beautiful,
Half of the nose is red and half is blue!
Chorus
And the girls in Moria are so beautiful,
Half of the nose is blue and half is red!
Chorus
GandAlf is running across the bridge, and BarlOg is running behind him,
It’s just in vain that GandAlf runs - the barlog runs faster!
Chorus
GandAlf is running across the bridge, and BarlOg is running behind him,
It’s just in vain that BarlOg runs - Gandalf will blow up the bridge again!
Chorus
BarlOg falls into the abyss, and GandAlf flies after him,
It’s just in vain that GandAlf flies - the barlog falls faster!
Chorus
GandAlf jumps into the abyss, followed by BarlOg,
It’s just in vain to go there - Gandalf wears a parachute!
Chorus
Kazad lies on the mountain, sober as glass,
Well, let him lie to himself, we don’t need Moradan!
Chorus
In Middle-earth there is a mountain, the highest,
And underneath the river flows, the deepest,
If you start throwing rings from that mountain,
Then it’s very easy to say goodbye to the Authority!
Chorus
A log floats on the rack and blinks its eyes.
Well, let the sebe swim - after all, we don’t need Ents!..
Chorus
Here's another log floating, eyes bulging out of it.Well, let the sebe float - after all, this is Smeagorl!..
Chorus x2
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