Pranks - how to prank your friends.

Pranks: how to prank your friends. 

3. Prank with threads. (Told by Evgeniy)
If your coworker's or dormmate's room has a door
opens outwards, then such a prank is possible. Needed
connect all possible objects: books, pens, lungs
pieces of furniture, etc. using threads with the door handle.
The victim opens the door and all objects fly out of their places.
Complete destruction. The only difficulty is to leave the room,
hooking the threads to the handle and not disturbing the objects. 

6. Raffle by phone. (Name not specified in the letter)
Let's say a new young woman has appeared in your team
secretary Spectators, dedicated to the draw, watch her
behavior. Someone from the next room calls the secretary and
in as serious a voice as possible, announces that they are calling
from the telephone exchange, and now in order to clean the wires
Hot steam under pressure will be supplied through the telephone channel.
Therefore, you need to very quickly wrap all telephone handsets in
office with plastic or paper (or place them on the floor).
Everyone sits and watches.... The most important thing is to say it
seriously and quickly. Well, a secretary should be enough
gullible. 

10. Prank with the bed. (Told by Igor. KVVPAU)
In a dormitory or barracks. While the person is sleeping, take him out
beds to the toilet. At the command to rise, he jumps up, and around
only toilets......And no clothes. 

11. Prank with a snowball. (Sent by Sergey)
Roll upa huge snowball and with the help of assistants on the sheet
drag the subject into the room (office) shortly before his arrival.
He won’t be able to pull out the snowball entirely, but the snowball is melting.....

12. Spontaneous draw. (This incident happened to me, with Natalya)
This was in the mid-80s. when I came to visit my grandfather
in Biysk. My grandfather and I, having finished whitewashing the ceilings in his
apartment, went outside and started washing the spray gun and film,
which covered the floor. Both were in work clothes. We wash
film, and then a woman from a neighboring house comes up to us and,
recognizing my grandfather, he asks when we will whitewash with them
in the apartment. I must say that they practiced this -
from housing and communal services they went to apartments and whitewashed the ceilings with a spray gun.
I already wanted to say that we are not from ZhKO, but my grandfather says: And you
Take the furniture outside, we’ll come and whitewash it now. Not
take it out, we won’t whitewash it. The houses there were all one-story,
therefore, all things could be easily taken outside. Washed
We took the film and left. I already forgot about it. I'm leaving in two hours
to the street. And what do I see? Everything was pulled out from two neighboring houses:
things, books, beds, cabinets, TVs, etc. neighbor,
It turns out that she ran around to everyone and told them the good news.
I went to my grandfather and told him what I saw. We looked out the window
and we don’t know whether to laugh or cry. By evening they are all
They dragged me back when they called the housing and communal services. 

13. Prank in the subway (Sent by Andrey)
I read your page. Veryentertaining. I want to write to you
about such a prank. I myself did not take part in it, but my friends
told. So this is the case. A group of people walk in
in one subway car. Everyone comes in so that no one
I didn’t suspect that they were together. After a while, like a train
leaves the station, one of those entering approaches the communication button
with the driver, pretends to press it and speaks so that
heard by as many people as possible: Hamburger and large Coca-Cola
into carriage number ____ (the carriage number is written next to the button).
Having said this, he simply stands and waits for the next station.
At the next station another person enters this carriage
(preferably in a T-shirt or Coca-Cola cap) and asks loudly:
Who ordered a hamburger and Coca-Cola. The person who
ordered, comes over, picks up the order, quickly pays
and moves on. The one who brought the order must leave in time
at this station. The train starts moving. The man approaches again
to the button and says: Until the end without stopping. Reaction
passengers experience is simply indescribable. Best regards, Andrey. 

14. Raffle Sobriety test (Signature and address are in the letter,
but as requested they are not published.)
Here's a simple old joke. Returning to the company
home after a party (preferably on a crowded street), starts
dispute - which of the company members is the most sober. To the chosen victim
drawing is proposed to be made even (it is necessaryemphasize that
Smooth) swallow (I hope it’s clear what kind of figure this is). After
how the victim diligently does what is asked of him,
it is necessary to announce that he (she) is absolutely drunk. In response to
the victim's perplexed exclamations explain that a sober person
would never do something like that in a crowded place. I myself many times
carried out this drawing and only once the object of the drawing
mortally offended - there was a girl in the company whom he
I wanted to make an impression. He did, of course.

16. Trolleybus draw - 2 (Sent by Pavel) 
Two people dress more or less alike, then
located at two adjacent stops, for example,
trolleybus Then to the people on the trolleybus at the first stop
the following picture appears: a guy runs after someone who is already leaving
trolleybus and, naturally, does not have time. On the very next
stop, what seems to be the same guy bursts into the open doors
a guy with terrible shortness of breath and words like: I barely caught up!!!
It makes an indelible impression.
With all due respect, Pablo. 

18. Prank about the phone - 2 (Sent by Ilya from Moscow)
More about the phone. Old, with a beard. Call someone and
say that it’s from the housing office, that the water will be turned off in an hour and that
We advise you to stock up on water in all containers. In an hour
call back and ask: Have you collected water? Heat it up now
Let's bring the elephant to wash. 

23. Prank with a drill (Sent by Anatoly and Sergey - from FIDO)
So it’s like this: We’re looking forobject for fun, take an electric drill and a pair
once we launch it in front of the object in order to attract him
attention...Then we go behind the back and use the electric drill
and poke a finger in the back of the object... When they did this to me,
I first jumped 2 meters, then walked away for about 30 minutes :) 

25. Raffle with zucchini caviar (Sent by Vladimir, Barnaul)
Natalya, hello. At one time working as an instructor at a camp site
in Gorny Altai, we sometimes did this: A group of hikers
stops for lunch. At this time the instructor leaves meters
500 ahead along the path and falls onto the ground in the way of the group
a jar of squash caviar, sticking scraps of toilet paper on it.
The group, having rested, goes out on the route. The instructor is not coming
ahead, but somewhere in the middle. When those in front are disgusted
step over this pile, the instructor pushes the clients away,
with a cry of FRESH!!!!!!!! pulls out a spoon and, scattering
starts eating papers. The effect is amazing.
Best regards, Vladimir (Barnaul) 

29. Prank of the Kurgan gas workers (Told by Sergey. Gorgaz).
Our gas workers go on call with suitcases. We choose
colleague-victim and, secretly from him, compact it tightly
suitcase with dry leaves. Having received the challenge, he grabs his
suitcase (with leaves) and runs away. Arriving at the address, as usual
goes into the kitchen, puts the suitcase on the table and confidently
he opens it with a movement of his hand... The picture turns out to be terrible:
throughout the kitchendry leaves fly away, which we give him there
compacted... All the details of leaf fall in the client's kitchen
This is reported to us by the victim’s partner, who is always in the know.

30. Prank with trousers (This joke is from me, from Natalia)
My friend was asked by an acquaintance to hem her jeans
(quite expensive). And because there was a lot of hemming to do (he
small and plump), he asked to cut off the excess fabric.
Together they measured how much to shorten, and my friend went
to your home to trim and hem. The next day me and mine
a friend and some cropped jeans went to this friend.
They came, gave me the jeans and asked me to try them on right away. This comrade
goes into the next room, puts on jeans there and through
returns for some time in terrible confusion. It turns out
both trouser legs are shorter than necessary, see 20: they turned out kind of
breeches. My friend, when she sees this, falls on the sofa
pre-fainting state - she ruined her pants, and she couldn't afford such
and you won’t make any money in two months. And suddenly I see that this friend
starts laughing - it turns out he just turned it inward
pant legs. Of course, he made fun of us, but now my
his girlfriend won’t even take a handkerchief to hem.
And in general, when she heard the word hem, she began to shudder.

31. Phone under current (Sent by Dima & Sveta)
You call someone and ask them not to answer
phone calls within 10 minutes, because working on the line
the telephone operator and his cangive an electric shock. In a few minutes
call back to the same number, and if they pick up,
let out a heartbreaking cry...

32. Prank with matches (Sent by Svetlana)
Hello, Natasha!!! You asked me to tell you how
everything happened? I'll try to describe it in the form of a short story.
Almost a year ago, at the end of September, (and for greater effect
a summer, early autumn or late spring month is required)
A friend came to see me. Since the day before was the day
the birth of my little sister, then we were in the mood
terribly playful, we constantly joked, laughed for no reason...
The boy showed us different tricks. With cards. Sister
I was playing the victim all the time :)) Suddenly he says: Matches
give it. Well, we found him a box of matches. Then he asks
from my sister: Natalya, do you want me to show you another trick? She
I was as happy as a child! Of course, so much attention.
Want !!! - shouts. Then he ordered her to stand in the middle of the kitchen.
Carefully placed a match under each slipper so that they
almost completely looked out from under it. Then he asked
stretch your arms forward and give another match to each hand.
She held them with two fingers, heads down, gracefully
sticking out little fingers. My friend sat down. Looked critically
Natalya standing alone with matches, chuckled with satisfaction.
Natasha smiled happily with matches in her hands. Then he
asks her: Natasha, what month is it now? She franticallyremembering: - October... uh... September!.
- Then why are you skiing????? 
There was silence. Then Natasha's laughter was heard! Me too
laughed like a horse, because Natasha, bending over and hiccuping,
held her arms outstretched, with the matches heads down
and protruding little fingers. It was a story about how
the draw took place. Now I will try to describe it in detail:
In the snowless season, in close company (it’s better if this
as few people as possible know the joke) choose a victim. Put
it in the middle of something (room, kitchen, barn, forest clearing,
lakes - where everyone actually gathered). Ask to pull
hands forward, and in each hand, between the thumb and forefinger
Use your finger to hit the match head down. And then one more
place a match under the toe of a boot or shoe in such a way that
so that more than half of the match sticks forward. And ask: 
- What month is it now? 
-....... - the victim will cheerfully answer. 
- Why are you skiing????? 
The effect is simply amazing!!!! A few minutes of laughter
guaranteed! 
Good luck! :)) Svetlana 

35. Six pranks from Alexa (Submitted by Alex) 
Hello Natasha! Yesterday I decided to pump up my abs, but today I barely
I walk around, it’s hard to breathe, and here are your jokes. Nice feeling...
I'll share it too.
1. A sheet is pulled over a sleeping person, gently
   They wake you up with words, for example: Andryusha-ah... The ceiling is falling.
   Some people are very scared...
2. Mouse buttons can be swapped in settingswindows.
3. One day I was riding my bike somewhere on my business. Was dressed
   in old stuff. And then I heard a shot (it was an exhaust shot
   some Zaporozhets). I stopped a little and fell
   on the spot. Those who saw it were shocked.
4. Shoes (other people’s) can be nailed to the wall during
   owner's sleep.
5. When you and your friend are running to catch the
   trolleybus - you can fall behind a little and shout at the top of your lungs:
   Bastard, give me your wallet!.. My friend is embarrassed, to put it mildly.
6. You can place a basin by the bed for your neighbor who wakes up.
   with cold water.
Good luck. Best regards, Alex. 

39. Zoo (Sent by Alexander) 
Hello, Natalya! Here's another draw. Carried out in the form
games in the company of friends. The game is called Trip to the Zoo. Important
only so that 1-2 people know him. (they automatically become
leading). Each participant in the game is called some
animal (very quietly, so that others cannot hear). All
stand in a circle and hold hands. Everyone is explained how
As soon as the name of his animal is pronounced, he must very
quickly sit on the floor on your fifth point. And his neighbors in a circle
should not be allowed to do this. The presenters begin to talk about
their trip to the zoo and gradually reach the name of the desired
animal. The meaning of the joke is that everyone gets the SAME Riddle
animal. And the whole circle flops down to the floor. Then everything
walking, laughing and rubbing something... Alexander 

41. Ca sheet of newspaper (Sent by Igor) 
In a student dormitory, to a neighbor or loved one at home
A sheet of newspaper is placed under the sheet. The victim lies down on the bed
and hears a slight rustling sound. The prank is harmless, but interesting
observe the process of a person’s awareness of a problem and how
her decisions. 

45. Mouse tape (Sent by Sergey) 

Hello, Natalya. DNAPSHI DEME. What is it? And here too
kind of a joke. (In Cyrillic encoding - Win: Dobry
day). I read your (or rather our, programmer) jokes
with computers and remembered what happened to me. One day he left with
work late in the evening, after 12 at night. More at work
there was no one left except the guards and the HelpDesk. It is necessary
note that our work began at 9 a.m. then, and our
the department had to be on site already at 8 in order to be on time
send data to the database. So I come, as usual, turn it on
computer, I start logging in. I don't touch the mouse yet. But when
The download is complete, I try to pick up the mouse, but it doesn’t move.
What's up? At first I thought it was because the rug
mine is not new, slightly bent and sometimes the ball on the edge is not
touches its surface. I jerk left and right - nothing
effect. I think: maybe the computer has frozen? No, on the keyboard
responds, which means it doesn’t hang.
I look under the table - the tail (well, the wire from the mouse) is in place.
I remember that there was such a glitch recently: a mouse for Windows
refused to work. Maybe againThink? Solution? Naturally
Reboot! Again the same bullshit. Something is wrong here. Boss
approaches: What's up? Time passes, there is no data, what is the problem?
Yes, here it is: the mouse is buggy. And in Oracle, nothing is possible without it
to do, such a stupid system.
Starting to freak out (well, yesterday was a difficult day, although not
critical), with wide movements I throw the mouse on the table from
side to side and then I notice that her cursor is slightly
shudders... 3 seconds to think, turn the mouse over -
The hole for the ball is carefully sealed with tape. *#&;?!! :-)
The most interesting thing is that I never found out who did it?
Well, there was simply no one to do it. As a supplement from
me personally: you can either take the ball out completely, but then it will
noticeably, or remove the pressure ring and connect it from the inside
glue the ball with tape. Then even if you turn the mouse over,
then you won’t see anything suspicious. Sergey. 

51. Postal money (Sent by Alexander)
To a colleague or friend who is poorly versed in computers,
talk about email. Suddenly you remember that
They were just supposed to send you 10 dollars by mail...
and take out a $10 note from the 3.5' drive or CD ROMa (not
forgetting to put it there first :-))

53. With an answering machine (Sent by E.S.)
A message is recorded on the answering machine: Hello! With you
says the answering machine... (substitute your name). Now I'm not
I can answer the phone, leave ityour message after the signal
(high-pitched sound, for example from a clock). (Wait 10
sec.) Slow down - I'm writing it down. After 3 weeks vacation
I listened to the messages first. After the last word
subscribers completely forgot what they wanted to say, but only
laughed hysterically.

70. With a can of lemonade (Submitted by Sstas) 
This is done when submitting urine to the clinic. The day before
of this, take a two- or three-liter jar and fill it
lemonade, beer - in general, a yellow drink. Foam per day
will subside, the gas will fizzle out, and you can take this jar for analysis.
When you arrive, you show it to the nurse and look naive as a hillbilly.
you ask: Is that enough? Naturally, the nurse starts calling
You are a cretin, etc. or in some other way makes it clear that there is a lot. you
say: Sorry, I didn’t know, wait a minute and with these
with words you start drinking from the can....... 

72. Now I am a Tamagotchi (Sent by Mikhail) 
Hello, Natalya! The page is simply awesome. This joke
April 1 passed successfully over our boss :-)). To pager
message is sent:
Now I'm a Tamagotchi! Feed me! 

80. With a thread (Sent by Andrey) 
This prank is done when a large person lives together
number of people. Tied to the toe of a sleeping person
thread 3-4 meters long, the second end of the thread is tied
to a shoe or boot, after which the latter is placed
in close proximity to the sleeping person's face. Waking up from
smellnot roses at all, a disturbed man tries
throw the shoe far away... 

82. Arithmetic (Submitted by Sstas) 
Hello. It may seem a little confusing, but it’s quite
It turns out funny ;) You offer to guess a number for a person
from 2 to 10; multiply it by 9; add up the numbers that make up
the resulting two-digit number; subtract 4 (here it always turns out
5, but the joke goes further) Offer to choose a letter in the alphabet,
corresponding to the resulting number (it turns out D) Next,
remember the country starting with this letter (the joke starts here, because...
~95% think of Denmark) and, finally, an animal with the 3rd letter from
the name of the country (most people think of a rhinoceros) then, making
smart face and after a pause, I must say: In Denmark hocoporu
not found.

83. ZHI-SHI write with the letter I (Sent by Andrey) 
This happened during an essay when I was finishing 8th grade. My
Sanya's best friend decided to play a joke on the priest. In short, I prepared
He put the cheat sheets in his pencil case. The writing has begun, that's it
they write, their pens creak, and Sanya periodically and VERY
DEMONSTRATIVELY looks into the pencil case and writes something off. Finally,
the teacher noticed this disgrace and, with a menacing look, decidedly
stepped towards us. With the warlike victorious
with the expression on her face, she takes out her pencil case, takes out a cheat sheet,
unfolds it... and sees the following: ZHI-SHI write with the letter I.
The same shade of red as our teacher's face was that time
moment, I'm moreI haven't seen it. Vitaliy