Catch up with I - Santa Claus

┌┐ ┌┐┌┐┌┐┌┐│ │ │ In the third issue we decided to tell
├┴┐│││││ ││├┤├┴┐└┤ several jokes about Santa Claus.
└─┘┴┴└┘│ └┘ │ │└┘ However, on December 30, 2000 we had
                   a little more material on this topic...────────┐
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│Chechnya. Winter. There is a young soldier on duty. From the post comes ││
│queue. The entire guard is blown up and flies to the post. Young ├┤
│soldier rushes towards: ││
│- Comrade Sergeant, there was an angry Wahhabi walking past with a bag, ││
│ bearded, well, I love him... ││
│The sergeant approaches the body, looks at it thoughtfully and says:││
│- Hmmm... It’s because of assholes like you that we’ve been here for three years now ││
│ without Santa Claus... ││
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│Before the holiday: ││
│Optimist: ├┤
│- The new century will be better than the outgoing one!││
│Pessimist: ││
│- The new century will be worse than the outgoing one! ││
│Realist: ││
│- Damn, I’ll get drunk again!            ││
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├┤Why does the new century begin in 2001, andnot since 2000?   │
││Because a new box starts with the twenty-first bottle,│
││and the previous one ends at the twentieth!                   │
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│What the hell is that flapping its wings?  ││
│This is our kids dancing under the Christmas tree!││
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│A boy and a girl are making a snowman. The boy looked around││
│creation and says: ││
│- I’ll go home and bring some carrots... ││
│Girl to him: ││
│- take two and at the same time we’ll do the nose... ││
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│Teachers discuss how best to spend time in kindergarten ││
│New Year's party: ││
│- Come on, the Snow Maiden will spray from a gas canister, ││
│ those who don’t get hit will be happy... ││
│- Maybe it’s better to invite riot police - even with batons ││
│ they'll wave... ││
│- Then immediately terrorists - let’s say two hundred grams ││
│ TNT equivalent will explode - who will survive, for sure││
│ he will be so happy!                                  ││└─────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────┘│
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│After the New Year, dad embarrassedly says to his daughter: ├┘
│- You know, dear, I have to tell you that Deda │
│ There is no frost, it's... │
│- I know, dad, because the stork is you too!                │
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