ZX Club #07 28 февраля 1998

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Enjoy - The Tale of Saltan.

           Tale of Saltan



                   1

        Three Görlitz under vindom

        Spun late in the Evening ...

        -If I was queen'nitsa,
        Spikaet a Görlitz
        I used to phaser-King

        Super-session brought together!

        -If I was kvinnitsa,
        Middle spikaet Görlitz
        I b for phaser-Kinga

        Super-Rifle wove!

        -If I was kvinnitsa,
        Third spikaet Görlitz
        I used to phaser-King

        Supermen'a bore!


                   2

        And during the conversation

        King stood behind a fence,

        And hearing this ACNP,

        Before the girls came!

        K youngest approached Görlitz

        Says she: Be kvinnitsa!

        You same dears Gerlach,

        Wash the palace floors!

        The eldest goes to kitchen
        By wedding'u so that was polished!

        Thou, middle, morning -

        Super-Rifle - to the court! ..

        So saying, with Mlada Görlitz

        Newly-minted kvinnitsey,

        Retired king in the palace.

        Super-session convened ...

        What there on, lads, it was -

        Everything is hidden in darkness

        Something bellied hodilo ...

        (Feelings now - are not the same! ..)


        Envy black sisters gnaw,

        Sleep calmly did not give,

        Made a vow revenge

        And kvinnitsu ruin!

        And with you next dawn

        Babarikha attracted ...


                   3

        Eh, Half were then!

        By field'am enemies go

        And with terrible force

        Nock'ali each other's foreheads!

        9 months King struggled,

        In kvinnitsy boy was born,

        Weight - 4.800!

        State coming strong!

        To the war is the message:

        "At 3.15 near bath

        Mol, kvinnitsa bore ...

        These are the, King, the case ... "

        A grandmother Babarikha

        Until now, sitting quietly,

        But now a messenger Sman,

        Wayne Stout opoila,

        AND sent in Svetlitsa

        On the fun with yard-Görlitz

        And the messenger that morning

        Here's a drove Moore:

        "Spikayut, born baby

        In a perfect nepotrebe,

        Not Görlitz and boy,

        It is unclear, who so ... "

        Blood kingova hot -

        Head messenger he demolished with shoulder

        But then back to the bailiff

        That's what made the drive:

        "Cheburashka save!

        Later we Deeside! "

        Here again - grandmother in fact,

        With her - yard-Görlitz in the body,


        Tumble-rumble until dawn,

        This - something and this - it ...

        And kvinnitse guy brought

        Babarihinsky reported:

        "King tells his boyars

        Not wasting time in vain,

        And kingusyu and kvinnitsu

        Thrown into the sea - refreshing!

        I am in anger, etc.

        Suppose that would get the water! .. "


                   4

        Do nothing - kingova

        Will of word for word!

        In the barrel are thrown Queen of offspring,

        Beach High ... WITH god - into water!

        And insiders - the cook

        And grandmother Babarikha,

        Maliciously layfingom in aysah

        And with sorrow on his lips ...

        Think: "There is a god on skae!

        Let some water pohlebayut.

        Well, we're normal course

        We will understand and King'om!

        Eka prodigy - children!

        Would under hand man! .. "


                   5

        Day after day, and barrel into the sea,

        Queen in frenzy and woe:

        "How could such a King deside?

        Very dastardly and evil ...

        What do we now -

        Age worn on the waves? .. "


                   6

        Half were going, boy ulongyalsya,

        In the barrel just does not fit

        And one fine day

        Shouted: Ocean, have mercy!

        We are on the beach want to kvinnitsey,

        Help me find yourself there!

        Sea assessed speech,

        Barrel issued on beach

        And gone. King head'om

        Instantly dealt with down!

        -Mother! - Shouted - we on the outside!

        I see the hill in the wide field,

        Oak-tree on it mighty

        There, we are absent from the clouds

        Well, next we'll see -

        Maybe, country create

        And trading firms

        Self, mother, take it! ..


                   7

        Just finished it speak -

        He hears the cry of the sea!

        Sees - in skae kite flaet

        And the swan attack!

        King most bow broken,

        To make a kite to kill!

        (Yes! Just forget to say -

        King Guidon call.

        Name milf find,

        But Saltan not tell ...)

        Onion babahnul - kite in water!

        From the sea comes a company

        Supermen-fellows,

        With them - uncle without his mustache.


        Uncle weighed the big nod

        And he said: My friend Gweedon!

        We of vultures canned

        Your actions on the nerves!

        Kohl moldy stuff you in the sea

        Continue to not lose - we are on patrol

        'll Island thy store

        And your state praise!

        Take the service we

        And records in order!


                   8

        Night came, moon floats,

        Guidon think about bird ...

        Early in the town suddenly utrechkom

        Over him stands on the glory!

        Mother gasps in fright:

        -Chur to me! Such a miracle!

        -Hush, mother! I see

        Teshitsya hoist my! ..

        Included. Town very beauty -

        All gas, fuel oil,

        Kara run on the straights,

        Happy all round and well fed,

        Powerful factory smoke,

        People meet them fells.

        All in honor of their encounter,

        In the city-palace of their escort,

        Someone says the speech:

        -To Larger achieve

        Be, Guidon, head over us!

        All nod their heads,


        And Guidon said: Yes!

        Very many miracles here!

        Good! I'll edit zdesya,

        Island our Lighting glorify,

        Together with my mother

        We will await the guests ...


                   9

        Life proceeded slowly,

        All is good - and hot enough!

        Only sees the mother - often

        Prince Guidon, ruler of overbearing,

        Sad walking by beach'u,

        Face like a brick ...

        Somehow, seizing the moment

        When prince how pedestal

        At hill'e stood under an oak,

        Mayas in silenc'e sullen,

        Queen asked: What with you?

        -Tears bitter I pour!

        Tuta girls are walking,

        I was longing to suggest ...

        And then - after father is!

        Well, he will not honor?

        Do not come to us with you?

        And he added a bad word ...

        -Baťa evidently us forget!

        Here uzho build jet! ..

        Only this, he said -

        On the sea the waves rose,

        Bird beats prince heart -

        Swam swan-bird ...


                   10

        Cygnus ask: Are you Gvidonchik?

        Answers her vikonchik:

        -Father 'rather want see!

        Only so lest offend

        Somewhere out of the corner,

        Not to worry now ...

        Only quoth - jet not!

        In the center of the garden kingova

        Found himself in our Guidon!

        (In gnat was turned

        He for the forest of camouflage,

        Complete secrecy and dexterity ...)


                   11

        What sees he? In palac'e,

        The whole gloomy as a rainy day,

        King sits, and nearby low

        Sly face - then Babarikha!

        Two sisters from the throne at the side.

        King angry: eh do not have much use

        I am a merchant of mine do?

        Or drown them all

        Happened in the abyss?

        Where are the reports? Why?

        Or, in the light there are no miracles?

        He in anger from his throne of tears ...

        Right there with the merchants response:

        -Many swam, we on the world!

        Brought to you movie

        And wine, and dominoes

        But remember most of all

        Gweedon's island! Sister - in laughter!

        They grandmother loudly echoes:

        Well, think of it, at sea

        Island, city - So What?

        King vzyarilsya: Kohl yet

        Drip you will be on the brain -

        I'll have to take a whip!

        Go on! What kind of town?

        Oh, my king, where all the glory.

        There they, edrena mother

        Anything you want, you can eat!

        No nitrites, no nitrates,

        There is neither red nor humpback!

        Factory fumes healthy

        Zhenshshiny around, cows!

        People out there happy with everything

        There is a computer IBM -

        All they therein believe

        A little something - a program,

        Never burn through,

        Here I swear, your honor! ..

        Yes! Another is wonder!

        From the sea comes a gang

        Supermen-gars!

        With them - uncle without his mustache!


        A protein in palac'e live,

        AND sings when all popularly

        At Barykina parody

        On any of his motive!

        There is also a video salon

        A head there prince Gvidon,


        On a visit he is calling you,

        If necessary - jet will send ...

        A chevo a "jet"?

        -It, King, flying flat!

        Sat down in it - and within an hour -

        Here's Gweedon's palace!


                   12

        There grandmother Babarikha

        Shrieked with cook:

        -That in sea someone breathes -

        Nonsense! If you've heard

        I bought an aqualung!

        Put it on - and himself as uncle,

        Nowadays lake whitefish with geese!

        You swindled with miracles!

        Protein entu - in bastourma!

        Mimics Kuzmin!

        And about the video salon

        It is said to brothels,

        Ugliness and AIDS

        In kazhnoy woman sitting there!

        Whether business - princess eat,

        Just can not take eyes!

        Miss Europe this year

        Next to it - as a garden ...

        Here Guidon could not resist,

        Babarikha flew into the eye,

        Two sisters simultaneously rubles gained,

        Circled kingovu hat

        And the moment - go home! -

        Viscount again standing on the hill ...


                   13

        King yells: I will go!

        Where live my family?

        However, visitors marvel b,

        What is there in fact,

        Very interesting to me

        Calculator "I-Be-Me" ...


                   14

        Prince again in great distress,

        Sees - a swan in the sand.

        -What flew? And as there father?

        Guidon answered immediately:

        -Do you know swan-bird,

        Somewhere princess lives here,

        Vzbalamutila zhist me!

        Oh, I love her, I think!

        Where is the princess that take me?

        Shoot I bridge!

        -Well, Guidon, do not cry!

        Look how sky!

        Yellow sun is shining on it ...

        -Green anguish eats me!

        I do not get high without it!

        Where is my gun?

        Speaking of this entire speech,

        Prince Guidon looked at the beach,

        And not saw from water,

        Throwing off the feathers, wings, shorts

        Princess wonderful gone,

        Slender, like a boom!

        But already face and the rest -

        Difficult to keep standing!

        Turning around at the moment

        The prince thought: Everything, the end!

        The roof slid my!

        Proschevayte supposedly friends ...


                   15

        ... Vremechko flows like the Volga,

        So as not to bore you with long

        Long story of his,

        I'll tell you - full of guests

        Was soon Gvidon -

        Presidents, Maradona

        All tusovka gathered

        In gvidonovsky palace.

        Having fun till you drop

        All azh seven nights succession!


        That is all, perhaps, my friends.

        As you might guess,

        King Sultan acknowledged the family,

        Happy end, as since we knew!

        Again the sun shines in the sky -

        Well, good-buy, my friends,

                     good-buy! ..
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