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City #07
28 марта 1999 |
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Smiley - a selection of topical jokes.
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Smiley
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At three o'clock in the apartment of a phone
call.
-Hello! Sorry, I do not wake me?
"Of course, woke up!
Then excuse me again generously. I'd rather call you in the
morning. And then you are in a bad mood ... I feel his voice
...
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"Why did you stop to meet with her boyfriend?
"He knows a lot of obscene songs.
"He that you sang them?
No, whistling ...
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-Why People Do hangover?
"When a person drinks alcohol in the body die
microbes, and in the morning the survivors arrange funeral.
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-Hello, this society is the protection of animals?
Yes, and who are you, kid, hurt?
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