City #07 28 марта 1999

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Smiley - a selection of topical jokes.

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                     Smiley
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  At three o'clock in the apartment of a phone
call.
-Hello! Sorry, I do not wake me?
"Of course, woke up!
Then excuse me again generously. I'd rather call you in the 
morning. And then you are in a bad mood ... I feel his voice 
... 

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  "Why did you stop to meet with her boyfriend?
"He knows a lot of obscene songs.
"He that you sang them?
No, whistling ...

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  -Why People Do hangover?
"When a person drinks alcohol in the body die
microbes, and in the morning the survivors arrange funeral.

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  -Hello, this society is the protection of animals?
Yes, and who are you, kid, hurt?