Echo #02
30 ноября 1996
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tree death - A report on the work of service "Rescue 911".

<b>tree death</b> - A report on the work of service
Here is a text unearthed somewhere Reson
soft'ovtsy:


  Lyricist: Andrew Evmenov

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              TREE OF DEATH
 Estimated Proceedings of service

           "Rescue-911" in our
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  It happened on a quiet summer evening in a village ...


  19.06. Six-year Vasya Morozov, deciding
try to clean fruit,
climbed a pear tree in the garden of his grandfather Stepan, but
get down with her, he could not.


  19.10. Vasya saw his grandfather, Stepan. Boy
have not yet realized what had happened, slurp pear and rushed 
into the host garden scraps. "Slazit! - Said the old man. "Not 
a tear!" - The boy replied. 


   Drawing on his rich earthy
experience, his grandfather, Stepan with a stick tried to help 
Basil to get off the tree, but nothing happened.



  19.32. The incident found neighbors and parents Vasey. "I've 
heard before about similar cases, but could never even imagine 
that this could happen to my son! "- later admitted to his 
mother Vasey. 


  20.19. Arrived first rescue team led by Lieutenant James
Hooker. Lieutenant rasskazvaet: "Boy
all have not yet understood what happened to him,
He laughed and threw pears. In order to maintain optimism in 
it, the boys up arrival of other rescue teams jumped under a 
tree, showing the languages ​​and also laughed. "Simple macho 
guys! Once we know what works should they have

in the face of tragedy to show the languages ​​and
jump!


  21.36. Arrived three rescue teams. Unfortunately, none of the 
rescuers did not had special training, so

waiting for assistance on the ground spread out mattresses and 
began to shake the tree. Vasya not shake down. 


  22.42. Almost irreparable proizoschlo -
boy tried to climb down himself. It was
prevented only after several warning shots into the air. James 
Hooker says: "We could not let the little boy to try do 
something that could not make adults healthy men. "



  23.57. From a neighboring area with sirens and
flashing lights came to a specialized unit of rescuers - the 
climbers who had experience in removing children from the trees 
in Spain, France and India. To once again not risk, they began 
to intensively train and develop the course of operations on 
neighboring trees. Earlier, rescuers arrived, wanting to make 
at least some - that contribute to rescue the child, began to 
dig a tunnel under the tree: "The chances that it will help, 
there was very little, but when it comes to human life, we must 
use every possibility. "



  2.16. The tunnel was dug. Unfortunately, this
nothing has changed - Vasya Morozov sits
in the same place as before to the same during
digging a tunnel was missing one of the
rescuers.


  2.30. And so began! One after another, climbed up a tree 
rescue - mountain climbers. Simple macho guys! Once we

know what works it cost them in the face
tragedy to climb a tree!


  3.41. The last of sixteen climbers took his place on the 
tree. Vasya was somewhere nearby. Could be heard

his breath and champ. Rescuers were preparing to pull on the 
ropes Vasya on the ground, when there was a state of emergency: 
broke some branch under three rescuers. Injured taken to

intensive care ambulance. "
The operation has become more complicated. It was necessary to
to evacuate from the tree remaining
there lifeguards.


  4.19. For the prevention of epidemics and starvation
the disaster area was sent a heavy transport aircraft the U.S. 
Air Force. Despite the night air pockets and the ozone hole has 
been cleared humanitarian aid, medicines, and a pot for Vasey. 
Simple brave pilots! Once we know what works it cost them in 
the face of tragedy to carry out its duty to the end! After 
that, the plane denied all the systems and he collapsed to the 
nearby forest. Ejected pilots hung on the already known tree, 
tangled in parachute slings. 


  Now on the tree are 13 climbers, 6 pilots, Vasya and rescue, 
missing while digging a tunnel. 


  Remained Last Exit: to remove people from
by helicopters.


  6.33. In order to avoid civil war,
disaster area strapped army units. Deployed field hospital. By
the entire region is declared a curfew,
make arrests.


  7.07. On the horizon, at last, there were
helicopters. They remained for eight of
Twelve emitted. Another three helicopters
separated from the group and collapsed on the
village. Fire flared up. Hear the roar of the fire trucks come. 
Incessantly received a telegram from the Heads of State and

governments.


  7.37. Lowered on ropes from helicopters
specially trained rescuers are doing everything
power to remove people from the tree. From
get at it too close to the fire blew up several fire engines. 
All veiled acrid smoke ... 


  8.15. In the most critical moment of its
Services offered rescuers - divers. To create conditions for 
their work, specially trained saboteurs blew up

hydroelectric dam near. Water flooded crops on a vast area and
village. But all this is not done nothing -
lifeguards - divers, these courageous
guys pulled Vasya Morozov from the clutches of the elements.


  Currently, the total counts
damage from the tragedy. Happy parents scolded the boy for what
he climbed without the permission of the garden, grandfather 
Stepan ... 


        Text typed by RESON SOFT




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