attempt at writing - Notes by the Editor.

<b>attempt at writing</b> - Notes by the Editor.

AY-Track: LOW CODER'S LYRIC (ON FUNTOP'98)
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(C) E.Nesterenko / Jam
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            Notes by the Editor

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   Today came a producer and brought in three

               interview. Actually, not inter K interviews, and 
three autobiographies. ZK To my surprised look, he


  K sheepishly said:

  K - I mean, we have gasoline
h K no taxi money - so

  K more, so I simply
  K rules requests to those who have

               it was necessary to conduct interviews in
which asked them to write about yourself all the
the truth ... Could you ... Um ... Add
here the questions correct, well, in general, make this an 
interview? 

  - ???!!!

  - That's great! - Glad Producer
and went out, rubbing his hands.

   I read the lyrics. The first one started it.
 "What am I doing now?" Yes, here I sit in the hut
with bubble vodyary and write about myself ... "

   The first question came to me quickly.
 - What are you doing now?

   The answer, too.
 - Sitting in the hut ...

   Well, went farther we go ...
 - I suppose, with bubble vodyary, or what?
 - And then, of course!
 - On the Spectrum you, of course, already five years?
 - Uh-huh.
 - I probably would not be wrong if I say that
First you had a cassette Speccy-48 KB
but soon you connect the drive and started
Basic-loaders to break ...
 - That's the way it was.
 - But one is surely not for fun was that?
 - Of course, that's why we have organized a team - CoolMans 
Striker's Group.  - And when the break has been nothing ...

 - We took up demomeykingom.
 - Of course! Remember your work: "Collusion", "Ordinary Love", 
"Eye Age" ...  - Yes, there were times!

 - But now you, of course, go on
Amig'u?
 - Definitely! After Amiga - it's rulez!
 - A "PC" - mazday!
 - Certainly mazday!
 - It would be nice to enumerate a list of your team members ...
 - Well, now members of something we have three, and was 
formerly and more. This is me - Bormotuhin Ivan (Aka BormoMan), 
Ivanov, Pyotr (aka Black Terminator) and Soft Basil (aka 
VasyaSoft). 

  - And your group is not changed by any chance
name?

  - Any decent band changed the name. At first we were called 
"DuckMans Lucker's Corporation", as at the time was the peak of 
fashion - the animated series "DuckTales" then "HackMans 
Biker's Software", because as addicted to hacking but also 
velosipedizmom. Then "FuckMans Hacker's Associations", because 
... (Censorship) That's it. 

  - Well, it was nice to chat with you, but the interview comes 
to an end. Where there is your bubble, you say ..




   Nate, to suppress his interview. That
we've got next? Ah yes, the literary
Sample some graphomaniac. Well, here we will not edit anything, 
only the correct spelling ... 


   ... Dark Shadow swallowed a company of soldiers.
Mafia Villa, which had to be cleared of enemies, glistening 
yellow windows which penetrated through the lights. Armor door 
eerily stuck out from the door jambs their powerful forms. 
Captain Bond shrugged his trusty manual shutter laser grenade 
launcher and a hoarse voice spat on the ground chewing tobacco. 
 - Laser fighters "- he said sternly.  - We must destroy this 
hotbed of contagion and to fulfill its duty of fighting. The 
fight will be hard to be a lot of blood, a lot of pain and full 
of crap his pants. But we should do so, even if die

death of the brave one and all! Forward!

   ... Boomed a laser shot and android severed his right arm. 
From bleeding stump spilled blood clot-black

blood and splashed his legs android. But he
he knew his task - at any price to get to
doors and wedge them with his body, so
continued to move, despite the terrible
pain and heavy firing bullets. There was a
explosion. It was a nuclear grenade. Splinter
pulled over his face and tore off half android
head. It was the end. But last superhuman effort, he still 
crawled to door and jammed it with his lifeless corpse ...


   ... The captain could not stand. He sat down. His
hand still clutching a grenade launcher, but the fight has 
already was over. Bond gazed thoughtfully at

Laser corpses of soldiers and by his sunburnt
brave face, covered with a three-day
bristles, avaricious man's tears flowed. He did not
wiping them - he does not often able to afford such
permit and it was the last tribute that he gave to the fallen 
heroes.  - Goodbye, Smith, goodbye, Wesson, goodbye, Spark

Donnie, chromium, and Kaiser, and even you, stupid
android number 0482726 ... I will not forget you,
still fresh in my memory and thoughts are clear. Sleep
eternal sleep, brothers!

   The captain got tired and heavy gait, strode away into the 
darkness. His steps have been slowly but steadily. And flew to

starship pilot, a young inexperienced Young
for a long time looking after him ...


   Here's a short story and a computer, what else?
Do not tell me that the article about the Amiga!
 - But you know ... The reader likes of
Amiga ... And the author of the article is requested ...
 - Yes, I can not publish IS!
 - I understand everything, but you must understand, and you: 
the author somewhat at odds with the Russian language and

accept any treatment, but would make sense
has not changed ... So you'd better try,
make of this article, "candy"!
 - "Candy", you say? Okay, okay ...



   I read the original.

 "Prevet, guys, in kind, damn it, it's me! A
sho I'll Tell sichas is about Amiga ...
That there will be a full rulez and cool! "



   Yes, the worst case. Well, let's treat.

 "Hello, dear readers, in this
article I would like to tell you about the computer "Amiga" and 
hope that you will be able to find yourself in this article 
very interesting and useful. " 


 "Remember, boys: pisyuk - is there Sachs and
mazday, patamu Shaw wrote these fucking wind to complete lamer 
headed by Borka Gates and napachili a Mazda, sho, I finally can 
sticking out. But these these are the upgrades? Yes it is then, 
in kind, pancake, full sax and no ruleza, I'm sure you gavar! 
But Amigo - savsem much ruleznee because it

Well-tasking and steeper far! "


 "In contrast to the well-known IBM PC
PC upgrades with their notorious and sad
famous "Windows" computer "Amiga" can deliver the true (and 
original) multitasking and user-friendly. "



 "Well voobchem I'll just promise that if sho
pisyuk you buy, it's cool oblamaetes and
if you buy the Amiga, then it will get you a full
rulez and ottyag. Seeb I already bought Amiga and
tiper every day I have the full rulez. Here
So there! "


 "Therefore, consider carefully before
make a choice, otherwise you may regret their
hasty decision. I, for one, all for
already decided and chose the "Amiga". Working on
This machine I actually "feel like
man ", which is what you really want!"



   And again, were interviewed, and again short stories
Amigo, short stories, interviews, short stories, novels ... But 
I know, it's just a nightmare. Now I wake up and everything 
will disappear. Well Now, wake up, everything! Indeed nightmare

And I was really scared ...
 - Hey, wake up already? I have now decided to
you go ... There are a couple of interviews here ...
Though not quite an interview, and sort of like
texts, but I think you can ...

formula tomatoes, as "coolly" threw in his hand bulyzhnichek. 
Daniel smiled and showed the person to us Cardinal'om 
eloquently held side of his hand across his throat, adding. - 
Run, mother! A person has blinked fearfully, but with

places have moved. The situation suddenly
discharged CAV, still live in silence.
- That's because of these goats like you, she
growing! - He barked in his face.
- Who? - Almost whispered person.
- A horse in an overcoat! - We shouted all together.
Face twitched convulsively, and instantly disappeared, leaving 
behind only the rustle of rapidly receding steps. 

   We have for some time after hoot
him, and Cardinal offered even arrange for
chasing him, saying that such a rare instance that's not so 
easy to let go. We politely refused to go to the prosecution, 
citing the lack of necessary non-lethal weapons and tracking 
dog. Cardinal expressed regret but did not argue. Finally, we 
began the meal and to eat different kinds of drinks ... 

   Soothe the first famine and finishing his second
liter, we suddenly remembered why, in fact,
we came here. First dawned CAV'a and he
standing on all fours and poking the glass in
side of the river on syllable uttered.
- Brother-particle, and since there are in-da!
- Oh! Where? - Cardinal amazed and shook his head from side to 
side. - On-ry mixed-but! - Hiccuping said CAV. - I

went.
- Where are you miserable? - I asked.
CAV said nothing and continued to move toward a river. We 
watched with great interest to him until Daniel had not 
noticed. - What's wrong here. In a strange way it goes,

not like human beings. - Doubtfully he said,
looking at the blue shorts CAV'a through the prism of
thick glasses.
- What does not like human beings? - I asked, too, raising a 
glass to his eyes. - This means that since people do not go! 
-Pointedly said Cardinal and raised his finger. - And how to 
walk by your people? -Already I asked sarcastically.

- Not so! - Persisted Daniel.
Cardinal then be smart (or perhaps was
simply the most sober of us) and shouted.
- Ha! I know!
We looked at him and said.
- Speak.
- Man is a creature pryamohodyachee, and ...
- Can upright? -Interrupted Daniel.
- Or erect. - I added.
- Well it's not so important! - Said the Cardinal. - You take a 
look at CAV'a. We looked at together CAV'a. Minutes per

ten he has done a huge way, meter
three or four of us.
- Well, what do you see? - Did not stop Cardinal.
- Well ... blue shorts CAV'a. - Threw up his hands
Daniel.
Cardinal frowned and shook his head.
- Well ... CAV'a ass in blue shorts. - I shrugged my shoulders.
Cardinal sighed and said.
- Well, we take as a starting point CAV'a ass. But something 
besides her, he still needs to be, eh?

- Well, theoretically - yes, though ... - Began
Daniel.
- No "in theory"! We have presented here
full CAV'a! Where everything else, I
you ask?
We exchanged glances and shrugged.
- Listen, you're something we do with brains zapudril
his CAV'om! Well, where everything else? - No
We survived.
- Follow me. - It is important to Cardinal said and stood up.
We went to the side and CAV'a Cardinal said.
- And here's the rest!
We expressed our sincere joy on this occasion. Everything fell 
into place. CAV, without being able to use one pair limbs, has 
decided to use the whole motor apparatus, Duden him by nature. 
However, even with a glass rasstovatsya he too did not want. 
That's the way he "walked" in three "Legs" holding a glass. 
Naturally, such mode of transportation could not bring 
excellent results, although CAVstaralsya iso all forces.

- Get up, you're our rapid! - Laughed Daniel.
And I sang a line from a song Shevchuk:
- Fall fly so far is, whether he had gained before the dawn ..?
Joint efforts of bringing CAV'a in a vertical position, we went 
to a river. 

   It is worth noting that the river is our Tom
is a very tricky! Within just
fucking and swim against it, even the sober can not do. Mashesh 
all limbs in all directions, but to no avail, still on

the same place it appears. The bottom of a very flat and 
covered with stones, and that the water reached at least to the 
chest, you need to get meters thirty, and sometimes even more. 
We have something it knew, but CAV ... learned later.


   Dobredya to the river, he suddenly perked up,
feeling the invigorating coolness. Pushed us
hands in different directions, CAV proudly puffed out
"Powerful" and said his chest.
- Disperse, right now, I'll show you a class!
Lying close to young girls, etc.
Small pets are noticeably brightened
and began to watch with interest for our picturesque small 
group. Meanwhile, CAV stepped back a few steps and took aim. - 
Are you sure you want to dive? - Asked I have it.

- Of cozzz! - CAV yelled and rushed forward.
- A glass of something even leave, you're our champion! -
shouted in his trail Daniel, but he is no longer
heard.
- I had to tell you that dive into the Tom is very problematic. 
- I said Cardinal. - But he did ask me? - I replied.


   Running through three meters of water, CAV decided
to jump, and powerfully pushed off, took off
into the air.
- Well, purely falcon! - Admired Daniel.
- More is coming ... - I murmured.

   Flying through the air about five meters, CAV,
beautifully bent, a fish went under water,
but only half. The back of the torso, in an elegant blue 
shorts, continued hanging in his native element, mindlessly 
kicking feet. Cardinal grabbed his head and winced painfully. 
The people around us fright had subsided, but one of the dogs 
even whined. I appealed to the people. - Lord, do not know if 
anyone my cell phone? No one appeared. Then back

suddenly collapsed into the water and in its place arose a head 
CAV'a. He sat there, completely gaga, clapped his eyes, holding 
hands head.

- I do not understand! - In the middle of the silent silence
there was a surprised voice CAV'a. He removed
hand with a glass from his forehead, and everyone saw a rather 
impressive lump. Nevertheless, beach swept a sigh of relief, 
while others helluva lot of smart shouted.

- And you try again, you have fun
turns out ..!
- What did he mean? - Asked CAV.
- Just what we ought to call it a day and
Ze Pagan'u to stomp up the house, while nobody
wasted! - Checked himself Cardinal.

   We quickly iskupnulis and collecting belongings and moved to 
the aforesaid place ... 

   In conclusion I will say that we have a nice house
"Sat" is worthy of completing the remainder of the day!