Deja Vu #07 31 декабря 1997

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Seven and 1 / 2 - VIRTUAL-but AMIG-LIMITED syndrome VI or Siberian nuggets: Adventures Kemerovo spektrumistov.

AY-Track: ... NOT ENOUGH EMOTION'S! ...
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(C) PLAYGEAR COMPANY / BDA
Author: Alexander Bazhenov / Ze Pagan
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                Ze Pagan

              P R E S E N T



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   In this opus (and in later, perhaps) you will not find you 
are familiar with 

           on the previous "syndromes" and
 ; Increasingly receiving izN; vestnost thanks to my izvraR; 
gap fantasy, two steep 

  ; Guys composes once

  ; Group Virtual Hackers Software
h; (VHS). Our loyal readers
  ; Lam (I hope that those still
°; is) aware that this collective @; TIV collapsed. Sometimes I 
have to And, an old friend nanoshu them a visit,


  , But the common interests we have, unfortunately,
  ; Unfortunately, there is no more. From the last `; him I was 
visiting izvesi; TNO that S0N patched some 

           informals helluva lot of dull, and I even find it 
difficult to find this some kind of definition (and whether we 
should ...). Now he is bright yellow jersey and says that 
Prodigy - This is pop! I will not argue, he knows better.

But what style professes himself S0N, I'm sorry, can not 
remember. My brain it was not under force. It must feel! I 
remember one thing - something scary! The computer only uses to 
access the Internet. Now he's hanging out on Broadway

we have in this informal Kemerovo
hangouts. What are they doing there - and one of them
known. Probably looking for the meaning of life. Here
only troublesome thing is ...

   LEA also "put all parted," but
not hanging out with S0N'om prefers another
society. Amiga had long been gathering dust with the burnt 
power supply and replace it with one toropitsya.Ya not where 
all this tell? Some of my Friend by correspondence interested 
in the fate VHS'ovtsev, so I give a full alignment. I decided 
not to change the name, all already got used to it, and it 
sounds quite rulezno:)! 

   Well, you're ready to plunge into a new reality with 
terrible force? If not, then press BREAK, and if so - zachnem!



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          Our whole life is not only crap,

          but also a solid match ...



   It was for such a sad conclusion I came when it turned out 
that the release date DEJA VU # 05 fully coincides

housewarming, mine, understand. This gave
double reason, you know what, but at the same time, and imposes 
certain obligations on me ... 

   And then came the long-awaited Saturday
(Again, pure coincidence). And we decided to come in before 
this time to first pro'reliz'itsya on the river, and then at my 
house to continue the celebration, hiding behind such a nice 
excuse, as a housewarming. - We are: Daniel; Cardinal; CAV and 
I. VHS decided not to involve drinking activities. Why - I have 
already spoken. And drink they did not Hilo, than a real threat 
to all living within a radius of square mile. A beach, you 
know, the place is extremely crowded. For example, S0N was So 
unpredictable, and after talking to different punks, hippies 
and other cream of society, its reaction to the outside world 
could be quite inadequate. In order not to expose themselves 
and other inhabitants of the coastal waters of all sorts of 
disasters, we have decided to limit the scope of PLAYGEAR, with 
foreign capital, referred to as CAV'om.


   Early in the morning (twelve hours) all came to the disgrace 
sober and bouncing with anticipation. Rassovav the pockets 
paper equivalent, I quickly gathered, and we lined up in 
marching column moved on. And the way we ran past the shopping 
pavilions (they have, and you too, stuck all over the city) and 
do not look there was just a mortal sin. After a brief walk on 
them, we continued using the terrain, but with luggage. Without 
attracting special attention, we marched peacefully balance 
roads, drinking cold beer on the market various abstract themes.


   Finally we reached the steep bank
the river and went down a winding path. People already hard at 
hanging out at the beach broke into small groups. Some

time, we have carefully studied the situation,
incidentally keeps watch a good place to
picnic. However, all more or less decent
places were already booked, and we went down the beach. As we 
move becoming more interesting and hotter. In the stunted and 
sparse bush, framing recreation area, rejoiced the most diverse

folk. There was a lot of young girls who
a piquant poses were almost under
feet.

   CAV, plenty of labor natrahavshis
week with Windows and not received well nikokogo satisfaction, 
continuing to keep eyes right and hard nozzle nose. Black 
glasses of his now and then misting or from heat, and perhaps 
from overwhelmed his senses. He often stopped and wiped them 
Burchi himself. - Neither the fig itself, 40 degrees, damn it!

- Not less. - We agreed to and understanding
nodding their heads. He threw at us sideways
looks vaguely suspecting that our thoughts
somewhat different than those that emit
Our Faith. That way a hundred meters, we espied a decent and 
even in some ways a picturesque town, where he decided to 
settle down. After throwing off the more unnecessary clothes, we

spread out the blanket and began to unload
provisions. I began to chop the cucumbers and tomatoes; Daniel 
was trying to deal with dogs, completely puzzled as to why the 
street 40, and they are absolutely petrified; Cardinal wandered

next in search of twigs for a fire, where he was going to make 
fucking a dish of fried sausages. One sat CAV

modestly in the ass and, with his head up,
something out there looking out, lazily picking
finger in the nose.
- Are not you tired? - I asked.
- Cho, are you all look out for, eh? - Daniel and was asked for 
beer. - It is growing. - Grimly replied CAV.

- Who have you got growing? I asked, puzzled.
- Not one, but that is not me. Hole grows
ozone! - Muttered CAV.
In Daniel'a absorption process of beer from such statements 
CAV'a immediately transferred to process flow, resulting in me

engulfed in a cool shower. I yelled in surprise and ran toward 
Daniel'a Good fuck'om and tomatoes. Of tomatoes

He managed to escape, and Cardinal, who turned out by chance at 
the line of fire, no. - You cho, brutalized at all! - Cardinal 
yelled and grabbed a heavy boulder. Here next to my shoulder 
and pushed aside the branches rustled out of which stuck out 
half-drunk person with fingalom. - Hey, you cho Kilda staged 
here! - Stuttering, said Person. I turned sharply and angrily 
hissed. - Who are you loaf crumbles pretzel?

The face seems a little bit of soobrozhat and
slowly swept us look. In fact,
was something to see. I angrily sparkled
eyes and was playing nervously, thus 30
centimeter knife dangerously close
from the face. Cardinal, all of whose belly was the color of 
ripe tomatoes, as "coolly" threw in his hand bulyzhnichek. 
Daniel smiled and showed the person to us Cardinal'om 
eloquently held side of his hand across his throat, adding. - 
Run, mother! A person has blinked fearfully, but with

places have moved. The situation suddenly
discharged CAV, still live in silence.
- That's because of these goats like you, she
growing! - He barked in his face.
- Who? - Almost whispered person.
- A horse in an overcoat! - We shouted all together.
Face twitched convulsively, and instantly disappeared, leaving 
behind only the rustle of rapidly receding steps. 

   We have for some time after hoot
him, and Cardinal offered even arrange for
chasing him, saying that such a rare instance that's not so 
easy to let go. We politely refused to go to the prosecution, 
citing the lack of necessary non-lethal weapons and tracking 
dog. Cardinal expressed regret but did not argue. Finally, we 
began the meal and to eat different kinds of drinks ... 

   Soothe the first famine and finishing his second
liter, we suddenly remembered why, in fact,
we came here. First dawned CAV'a and he
standing on all fours and poking the glass in
side of the river on syllable uttered.
- Brother-particle, and since there are in-da!
- Oh! Where? - Cardinal amazed and shook his head from side to 
side. - On-ry mixed-but! - Hiccuping said CAV. - I

went.
- Where are you miserable? - I asked.
CAV said nothing and continued to move toward a river. We 
watched with great interest to him until Daniel had not 
noticed. - What's wrong here. In a strange way it goes,

not like human beings. - Doubtfully he said,
looking at the blue shorts CAV'a through the prism of
thick glasses.
- What does not like human beings? - I asked, too, raising a 
glass to his eyes. - This means that since people do not go! 
-Pointedly said Cardinal and raised his finger. - And how to 
walk by your people? -Already I asked sarcastically.

- Not so! - Persisted Daniel.
Cardinal then be smart (or perhaps was
simply the most sober of us) and shouted.
- Ha! I know!
We looked at him and said.
- Speak.
- Man is a creature pryamohodyachee, and ...
- Can upright? -Interrupted Daniel.
- Or erect. - I added.
- Well it's not so important! - Said the Cardinal. - You take a 
look at CAV'a. We looked at together CAV'a. Minutes per

ten he has done a huge way, meter
three or four of us.
- Well, what do you see? - Did not stop Cardinal.
- Well ... blue shorts CAV'a. - Threw up his hands
Daniel.
Cardinal frowned and shook his head.
- Well ... CAV'a ass in blue shorts. - I shrugged my shoulders.
Cardinal sighed and said.
- Well, we take as a starting point CAV'a ass. But something 
besides her, he still needs to be, eh?

- Well, theoretically - yes, though ... - Began
Daniel.
- No "in theory"! We have presented here
full CAV'a! Where everything else, I
you ask?
We exchanged glances and shrugged.
- Listen, you're something we do with brains zapudril
his CAV'om! Well, where everything else? - No
We survived.
- Follow me. - It is important to Cardinal said and stood up.
We went to the side and CAV'a Cardinal said.
- And here's the rest!
We expressed our sincere joy on this occasion. Everything fell 
into place. CAV, without being able to use one pair limbs, has 
decided to use the whole motor apparatus, Duden him by nature. 
However, even with a glass rasstovatsya he too did not want. 
That's the way he "walked" in three "Legs" holding a glass. 
Naturally, such mode of transportation could not bring 
excellent results, although CAVstaralsya iso all forces.

- Get up, you're our rapid! - Laughed Daniel.
And I sang a line from a song Shevchuk:
- Fall fly so far is, whether he had gained before the dawn ..?
Joint efforts of bringing CAV'a in a vertical position, we went 
to a river. 

   It is worth noting that the river is our Tom
is a very tricky! Within just
fucking and swim against it, even the sober can not do. Mashesh 
all limbs in all directions, but to no avail, still on

the same place it appears. The bottom of a very flat and 
covered with stones, and that the water reached at least to the 
chest, you need to get meters thirty, and sometimes even more. 
We have something it knew, but CAV ... learned later.


   Dobredya to the river, he suddenly perked up,
feeling the invigorating coolness. Pushed us
hands in different directions, CAV proudly puffed out
"Powerful" and said his chest.
- Disperse, right now, I'll show you a class!
Lying close to young girls, etc.
Small pets are noticeably brightened
and began to watch with interest for our picturesque small 
group. Meanwhile, CAV stepped back a few steps and took aim. - 
Are you sure you want to dive? - Asked I have it.

- Of cozzz! - CAV yelled and rushed forward.
- A glass of something even leave, you're our champion! -
shouted in his trail Daniel, but he is no longer
heard.
- I had to tell you that dive into the Tom is very problematic. 
- I said Cardinal. - But he did ask me? - I replied.


   Running through three meters of water, CAV decided
to jump, and powerfully pushed off, took off
into the air.
- Well, purely falcon! - Admired Daniel.
- More is coming ... - I murmured.

   Flying through the air about five meters, CAV,
beautifully bent, a fish went under water,
but only half. The back of the torso, in an elegant blue 
shorts, continued hanging in his native element, mindlessly 
kicking feet. Cardinal grabbed his head and winced painfully. 
The people around us fright had subsided, but one of the dogs 
even whined. I appealed to the people. - Lord, do not know if 
anyone my cell phone? No one appeared. Then back

suddenly collapsed into the water and in its place arose a head 
CAV'a. He sat there, completely gaga, clapped his eyes, holding 
hands head.

- I do not understand! - In the middle of the silent silence
there was a surprised voice CAV'a. He removed
hand with a glass from his forehead, and everyone saw a rather 
impressive lump. Nevertheless, beach swept a sigh of relief, 
while others helluva lot of smart shouted.

- And you try again, you have fun
turns out ..!
- What did he mean? - Asked CAV.
- Just what we ought to call it a day and
Ze Pagan'u to stomp up the house, while nobody
wasted! - Checked himself Cardinal.

   We quickly iskupnulis and collecting belongings and moved to 
the aforesaid place ... 

   In conclusion I will say that we have a nice house
"Sat" is worthy of completing the remainder of the day!