attempt at writing - Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Part 3).

<b>attempt at writing</b> - Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Part 3).

SoundTrack: Best wishes 2all friends / Nik-O
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(C) Alexander Kopytkov
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    Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

                        (Part Three)



   Tiger was sitting at home and filled his text, as well
he was not quite sober,
when you try to get into the key to the monitor output is 
something awful.  - Wow! - Tiger was surprised and began to try 
on a key BACKSPACE. At this time there was a prodigious roar is 
Winnie knocked on the door.  - Tiger uncover! - Shouted Pooh.

Tiger flopped on the floor and crawled to the door and
made great efforts to open it.
 - Again, get drunk. , Growled the bear,
passed to a computer.
 - Sober thoughts in mind will not come .- justified by the 
Tigris and plunged into the carpet face. For the process of 
falling asleep Tigre took no more than three seconds. Still, 
after tigrysamye zasypalschiki best in the world.  - Mmmdaa. - 
Said Pooh, and began to rummage in catalogs Tigers. - And it 
does not! 

   Winnie Tigger pushed his foot, the reaction was
instantaneous. Tiger leapt from the floor, stood up in
stand still, opened his eyes wide and said:
 - No, Mom, I'm not drunk.

   Pooh's such a turn to do a bit puzzled
and even surprise.
 - Bugs! - Diagnosed by a bear cub.
Soon his eyes closed again and the Tigers, he
gently landed on the chair, which Pooh
had to substitute.
 - Well, I'll go to the Sava. - I thought Vinny
and hit the road.
 - Sava, open! Bear came. - Shouted Pooh came to the door.
 - Really Winnie the Pooh. - Said Sava
and dragged to the door. - Again the bell
stolen.

   Winnie looked at the branch at the entrance,
precisely, the tail of a donkey here, a bell
no.
 - It's no accident. - Said Pooh scratched his
ear. - Sava, you Utila for optical
OCR is?
 - No, but I know where to eat. - Reply Sava
and gave the Pooh room some BBSki. By number Winnie realized 
that this whole thing is behind the hill, and that call back 
will cost money. Then he began to break to the Sava into the 
house, explaining:  - Ooh me ... modem broke. Give me of you

asleep.

   Sava could prevent the onslaught of Pooh
only a few seconds. When the Bear
got to the company, Sava realized that it is useless to stop, 
located at chair and prepared to count the minutes

hoping that he can pull off with Pooh at least
half the cost of the call. "In vain you hope.": He thought 
Pooh, and dialed. 

   Piglet going to go to Pooh to
to beg for that new debugger.
 - Well, almost done. - Said Piglet. -
Oh, you fucking little revolver has not forgotten.

   Mauser on the site was not, then Piglet
went looking for him. Go to Winnie
without a revolver - it was suicide. Going beyond
Piglet door suddenly remembered that the gun
lies at the Tigers in the very safe place, ie
in a big vat labeled "Mustard." On
Indeed in a barrel had nothing, but Tiger used it to store 
things. 

   Entering the tiger Piglet saw striped took aim at the 
monitor from Mauser, saying:  - SchA I love you.

 - What are you, Tiger! - Cried Piglet - Cartridges cost money!

   Tiger matyugnulsya and took aim at a pig. Piglet wildly 
screamed and ran around the room. This amused the Tiger, and it 
is for make life more fun bummed up. On top

Tigger crashed chandelier. It would have amused him, too, but 
striped lay unconscious. Piglet standing and strongly shook 
under him there was a puddle. Pig grabbed his revolver and

ran home, crying:
 - Mom!


      TO BE CONTINUED ...