Polesse #05 31 марта 1999

A Tangled Web - Schedule the city server.

                           A Tangled Web


(C) KVAZAR


                                    A network ... dead with 
braids 

                                          stand ... and 
silence-ah! 

                                    (Epigraph tortured sisopov)


   Spring is in full swing, summer is coming and quite 
legitimately raises the question: "And then there still will 
be?" After all, summer is something, it's time known for its 
inhibition, though, would be an example of Moscow network. We 
shall see. Anyway, personally sisopov here nothing depends. 
Personally, I am ready to cut in on the BBS at least 24 hours 
in day, if only in that there is an urgent need -

ie users I strongly requested to do so ;-).

   We continue to accept work on the previously announced 
competitions to 01/05/1999. I recall that the users can leave 
Minsk One of his works on Man'a WEST BBS. Also, the sysop of 
this server, is an authorized representative of our newspaper 
in Minsk. All messagi and writing for us - please send there.



   Soon the fairy tale effect, but not soon it's done. While I
here quite extensively talk about higher matters, putting in
forefront of our consciousness modemerov, some of the points,
just and commit irresponsible acts have resulted in
a wide public response.

   These irresponsible citizens, as a part-time
SISOP'ami (Oh, the horror!), Tired of the empty pyaleniya logs, 
decided to once, playfully, and specifically, the next hour, 
put on points, users, network, and in working time to play each 
game of chess ... ;-) 

   That followed, you can learn from a letter from the angry 
"vnature" Point, which was not slow to appear on channels 
GomelNet. Below are only excerpts from the text. 


(C) UNCNOWN POINT: -]



                            Where are you, boy Bananan? Tu, Tu, 
Tu. 

                                                    film "Assa"


   Help, ratuyte ... cut !!!!!!!

   Bastards cut without a knife and ruchika. No words except - 
Wedge Binton. 

   Cowardly NATO dropped in response to the initiative 
aLKAShENKO Coconut and Ugloslavii, some sort of secret weapon 
(apparently vigorous). 

   Write or pisya is almost impossible (which is more like no 
one knows). In short, as already close to night and sleep after 
this news will not have to lay out the brutal situation: 

   After hibernation (BBS-ski, even falling asleep) sysops and 
pt, as it began to rub his eyes. And here I am, like the first 
GRACHEV pinned and, as karknu: "Let's potusuemsya!". In 
response to a zakarkali (as at the cemetery): "Yeah," "Come," 
"fast" and etc. Bad-good, but a holiday today, the Annunciation 
of the bird nests are not Vietnamese (except dunce or in our 
woodpeckers). Relax - nebudu. Elapsed time (Neither more nor 
less - about forty minutes), calling on the BBC. . . . . . . . 
.  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
. .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
. . . (For the woodpeckers - a short beeps, which lasted about 
an hour). 

   Further describe the forces there, I will describe only the 
final ... 

   Hooray! Less than two hours (with the master's shoulder 
aside for of hangouts), I climbed up on the server. I thought 
that the people of the spring pushes blood into the brain and 
because of this network is boiling. A fuck there brains are not 
yet to reopen, and sysop says: 

   - You Th woodpecker, with a wagon fell off? People have 
already gone to bed (yes these bandits after 00:00 on the 
street is better not to meet), as did already 22:33, and 
finally can we sysops too busy and people are rare and so half 
an hour of chess connects (and I have to answer only Mats-rise).


   It turns out our two sysop live in the so-called, we have
in the city, "Death Valley" and perhaps breathe "fresh" air, or 
after watching satellite TV (the enemy), suddenly shut down its 
BBC and the two played in ??????? (Of course, Points went to 
eat, sleep, or to shit, and I am one too me a woodpecker 
knocking on BBS'ki there as well. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
boy Bananan). 

   I do not think that is a mutation of the hostile radiation 
and AIDS and not even from the great plague and smelly Pancake 
(do not remember the name may be gay, or Most geytsa potency - 
there is so much of the Bill was), which penetrates to us by 
dastardly pisishnym (after all coefficient names erotic) 
channels (also, like the anal-vlagalnye passages) hostile 
Internet, try, on the occasion of the war, kill Zx-NET'y all 
Slavs. 

   No, no and no. It's just our laziness on which our well
sisopov drives off the roof and they are in working time server 
move shashechki. Blame themselves. But soon the summer, but 
people like birds - will be pulled to the south (the network 
just will freeze, examples of this ... a cloud). See, for 
autumn and chess players flee. And then zasun'te its modems 
Clinton's ass, a war he still loses. And buy yourself by 
Tetris, say helps preserve brain faster ... 


   P.S. I wanted to write facts on sisopov, but while writing 
cool, sober and thought - that these evil sysops can hurt and 
close the remaining half of ACS in our network (which is 
overgrown with cobwebs laziness) :-(((.


                                                         
Anonymous. 



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