Seven and 1 / 2 - Instructions for use with a ballpoint pen.

<b>Seven and 1 / 2</b> - Instructions for use with a ballpoint pen.

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Instructions for use with a ballpoint pen



   BALL PEN (hereinafter Product) is used to change the 
reflectivity and refractive index of light waves of a carrier 
(the MEDIA) in place of the local application of PRODUCT, by 
deposition and partial diffuzirovaniya Variable surface of the 
carrier with a liquid having a different absorption coefficient 
the visible spectrum of sunlight or artificial light. 

NOTE:



   Before applying the product should be
carefully read these instructions and follow all its 
requirements in order to avoid misuse

PRODUCTS and accidents that may
lead to its misuse.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:



   The product is a complex spatial object in the most simple
modification resembling a cylinder, but as
usually has signs of uneven
reduce the diameter of the cross
when approaching the longitudinal edges of the PRODUCT. In some 
parts of the articles may bear the risks circular, radial

deepening, or cross-sectional shape can be changed to an 
octahedron or a tetrahedron for a more full-contact products 
with more complex spatial outlines tips of your fingers. 
Typically, product consists of two halves, often joining in 
place of the cross-sectional and rarely PRODUCTS Connecting 
lengthwise. Less common Articles consisting of one part or

three or more parts. Also rare ARTICLES do not allow 
disassembly into their component parts. The product has an 
internal cavity, which can serve the simplest version of a 
place to store the container with the fluid and in the most 
difficult option would a very complex technology solution that 
provides simultaneous storage several containers of their 
selection by the user and to bring containers in service. The 
product may be made of various materials, such as then: 
plastic, metal, wood, leather, glass, etc. To make the artistic 
value of the products are used such techniques as the use of 
unconventional materials, precious metals, precious and 
semiprecious stones, unusual design of the outer shell

ARTICLES ornamentation, inlay, and many
others.

APPLICATION:



   1. Make sure the subject is an article (see PRODUCT 
DESCRIPTION). 

   2. Make sure the container is in the inner cavity product 
contains the working fluid in sufficient quantity. sm.METODIKA 
DETERMINING THE NECESSITY container replacement. 

   3. If necessary, replace the container
with the working fluid.

   4. Position PRODUCT and carriers in the line of sight.

   5. Take PRODUCT in your hand, gently squeezing
fingers in a pinch, and directing the working part
on the carrier surface. The product is
located on the first phalanx of middle-
finger and stick to the sides padded thumb and index finger. 
View great universal product, the choice of right or left hand 
is immaterial. 

   6. Bring the working part of the product to
bodies to review and carefully consider
typewriter surface to detect
drip fluid and extraneous
items that could affect the process of using the product.

   7. For the product the desired effect,
hold the working surface of the product to the carrier with a 
force 100g/sm.kv. and spend on the carrier surface an imaginary 
line repeating the contour of the desired character

unit.

   8. In the absence of visible results on the surface of the 
carrier, you can take the following sequence of steps: 

   Yes. Increase pressure to 100 kg / sm.kv.

   b. Shake PRODUCT

   at. PRODUCT shake on shaker

   , the disassembly and reassembly of the product

   e. Increase the pressure in the container with the fluid, 
using a lightweight, velonasos, compressor 

   e. Call Mom

   Well. Call dad

   is. Get rid of grandparents

   and. Phone the company
PARKER

   k. go in representation of the firm
PARKER

   l. Visit the headquarters of the firm PARKER

   m. Replace PRODUCT


   9. If the visible surface of the carrier
change is clearly caused by the use of
ARTICLES should be satisfied with this end use products in 
order to greater safety and remove the PRODUCT in

place inaccessible to children, such as: in the closet
safe, toilet, mouth of an active volcano,
at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, Sea Parow
(Third from the crater left) or destroyed.

SECURITY MEASURES:



   1. Not recommended for the Product
effort greater than 101 kg / sm.kv., acceleration
More than 1000 G, exposed to strong acid solutions, sweet and 
sticky liquids (see what sticky liquid

You can have MSiD'a), as well as the strong-smelling
substances (products of defecation, and so see how to use 
toilet paper). 

   2. Not recommended to insert into PRODUCT
the natural cavities of the human body,
except as specifically provided for in instructions 
127/3-GYU-78 on 03/03/1954 Committee State Security (the text 
is stored in a central archive of FGC). 

   3. It is not recommended to use the product as a foodstuff.

   4. Use of the product for the seduction of the opposite sex, 
as well as her for corruption of minors and the elderly, is 
treated as a felony and is punishable by death by quartering. 

   5. Due to the explosion of some product modification, use 
PRODUCT allowed only in specially equipped room with armored 
walls, without windows, standing at a distance of 10 km. from 
the nearest settlement. 

   6. The export products over the limits
state border.

METHOD FOR DETERMINING THE NEED REPLACING

               CONTAINER:



   1. Disassemble the PRODUCT with care
Security

   2. Take the container with the fluid

   3. Measure the container with the help of precision 
instruments and calculate the volume of working chamber 

   4. Given the density of the materials constituting the 
container, calculate their total weight


   5. Weigh the container

   6. Calculate the difference between getting
results

   7. Experimentally derived set
PRODUCT layer thickness caused by the working
liquid on the surface of the carrier, taking
into account the hygroscopic properties of the support

   8. Calculate the average volume
fluid per unit of damage a character

   9. Based on the characteristics of handwriting and
thinking, calculating the average number of character units in 
the proposed work 

  10. Taking for X the weight of the container without the 
working fluid, for the Y weight of the container with the 
working fluid, for A weight of hydraulic fluid, required by the 
supported one symbol and a B - the average number of characters 
in the proposed work, you can calculate the need to replace the 
container solving this identity:


              (X-Y)> (A * B)



  11. Collect PRODUCT

Note:

  With some experience you can determine
need to replace the container visually
in that case, if the walls of the container can determine the 
level of fluid the naked eye.


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                INSTRUCTION


Appointment, service conditions and technical data product 
toilet paper 

            (Ref. 11315509651)



   This product is intended to remove any residue of the 
process of defecation at the outer edge anus, adjacent to the

his skin and is locally concentrated at the site of body hair
cover (henceforth, the place of use).

    1. Carefully read this
instruction. It has to be fixed with screws M6 in an easily 
accessible and well lit area where line of sight

user (s).

    2. Roll are located on level
Breast user in a slightly horizontal
position.

    3. Perform an act of defecation.

    4. Ensure successful completion of the act and in the 
absence of desires to continue his (this point is important for 
saving and rational use of the product). 

    5. A direct translational motion
right hand down, grasp the tip of the (product), and then a 
sharp upward motion and Right about at an angle of 60 degrees 
to the horizon line to pull the (product) Unwind in this way 
700 mm.bumazhnoy tape (for your convenience every 100 mm 
products labeled perforation). 

    6. Raznonapravlyayuschim hand movements in
horizontal plane to produce a gap
ribbon approximately midway between the two nearest sites of 
perforation. 

NOTE.

   Not recommended for tear
sites of perforation due opastnosti violations and deformation 
of the fibrous structure material products.


    7. Folded segment products in the form of an accordion 
(Bayan) consistently bending it on sites of perforation.


    8. Spoon in hand, the most convenient
for the user.

    9. Attach obtained during previous manipulations, the 
product to the place of use and tightly clasped his hand to the 
skin, produce podtirochnye movement mezhyagodichnom space.


    10. Clean, dry hand to check the quality of cleaning 
(mezhyagodichnoe space the touch has to be dry and slightly 
rough). In case of poor erasures, perform manipulations 
described p.4-9 in three or four times.



    PRECAUTIONS:



    1. Do not smoke near the product.

    2. Do not dispose the product in
local culture, recreation and dining.

    3. Keep away from children. Toilet paper -
not a toy, but a means of hygiene.

    4. Not recommended for repeated use of the product.

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