Nicron #20 14 февраля 1997

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Humor - 1001 question about it.

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                1001 QUESTION ABOUT IT

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(R) MDF HACKER

Author unknown.

The main thing - do not worry. Did not work the first time - 
try again. Do not be afraid to experiment, and all of you must 
succeed. Light the candles, turn on a quiet, relaxing music and 
- go ahead! Remember: more than 1 million people have 
experienced the same trouble as you. And how much is yet to be?


    6. 'How many physical hard drives
        on my computer? "

And what is your difference? If one - that you will not use it? 
And if they are seven - seven more to add? In the physical hard 
drives the main thing - that they were. 

    7. "Just got a new computer. How to determine
       first I had a user or not? "

It does not matter. The most important thing - to find mutual 
understanding. 

    8. 'How do I insert a floppy disk 3.5'? "

Usually it takes the right hand and inserted into the 
appropriate size hole to a depth of about six fingers. However, 
if you're a southpaw, you can safely use the left hand - the 
prohibitions here inappropriate. Try it with your lips or hips -

it will make a variety in your daily life.

    9. "My new computer has only one drive
    3,5 '. At work I have many disks at 5.25'.
    Say: Will my diskovood 3,5 'time
    adapt to the 5.25 floppy '? "

Alas, can not. This is one of the best examples of 
incompatibility. 

    10. "When I was in first grade, I was approached by senior 
grader and invited him to write a program in BASIC.     I began 
to refuse, but he made me. Since then I have     write programs 
in BASIC only. Sometimes, when parents go there, we're going to 
a group of 6-8 guys and write     program in BASIC together .. 
A year ago, I met     with a girl, and she invited me to write 
programs     Pascal. I did not work out, and then long Bole la 
head ... " 

First and foremost, I appeal to adults: Explain to your 
children, dangers lie in wait for them at school, on the 
street, away. Tell me that they can make adult uncle with 
mental disorders. Just do not be too intimidated - children 
very impressionable, they can arise from complexes that then 
will interfere in their adult life.