Nicron #20 14 февраля 1997

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Humor - Small Encyclopedia of Computer beings, Antonov and Maverick, a sequel.

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            Encyclopedia of Small Computer beings

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(C) MDF HACKER.

Compiled and supplemented by Antonov for assistance known
person - my friend Maverick'a.
Edit in Word by 'MDF hacker.



    ° Chapter Three. Nick. °



        1. Type: user Cloudy
           Type: playing
           Family: illiterate

Clueless user - the most common population of computer 
creatures. Lack of knowledge in programming - the result of 
brief stint in computer environment. Main now giving game 
battles, but has nothing new from games - one old. 
Subsequently, the nick stupid mutate, some of them become 
Hacker, because want to change the their favorite games, others 
begin to deal with the actual programming, but with a very 
strong metamorphoses become even sysop (!) at home BBSkah.


        2. Type: user Crafty
           Type: playing
           Family: dishonest

Loves to dig into Fido BBSkah. Not very far-sighted, since
to raise their access level tries upload'it useless files, and 
even unpacked. If falls on the sysop sly secretive - almost 
always sits in Disgrace or tweets. Addicted to a game pushes 
the user to search for evil workarounds suck more files from 
BBS. User begins to register under different names, get out 
your password sysop or plaintively ask about raising urovnya.Po 
numbers - not very great view, but rather izvorotliv, which 
makes it in many cases invulnerable.


        3. Type: user valuable
           Type: outdoor
           Family: sisopovidnye

The most desirable form for the sysop user. The presence of 
sharper modem an abundance of fresh file contributes to the 
rapid rise in the hierarchy assessometr'a sisopskoy and 
universal love. Such individuals are detained in a short time 
users and mutate into sisopov, basing their BBSki. 
Nevertheless, they always tend to chat'u and do not spare the 
time for visits to the individuals of their own species.