Nicron #20 14 февраля 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

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                  Jokes

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(C) DELEALAN



As soon as the bus entered the pretty blonde in a short
skirt, all the men immediately turned to her his views. Girl
wanted to sit down, but this time the bus braked sharply and 
the girl, lost his balance and trying to grab the back of the 
seat, accidentally slapped his hand across his cheek seated 
beside a young man. Shamefaced, she began to apologize, but a 
neighbor stopped her and smiled and said: - Do not worry, girl. 
For what I thought, looking at you, I deserve more robust 
slapping. 



 One girl: - You know why I'm going to marry a doctor? Because
What if I get sick, he always will cure me.
 Other: - And I'm going to marry a priest. If I sin, he
Forgive me my sins.



 My wife tells her husband: - Honey, our new maid burned bacon 
and eggs. Are you not satisfied with a couple of kisses for 
dinner?  Husband to his wife: - Nothing can be done, call it 
here. 



 Strict mistress was pry a new maid, why is it
gone with the former employment.
- Yes, you know, the situation in their home was not very
healthy. The child was too lazy, and his father is too active.



 The hostess barely had time to throw on a bathrobe, walked 
into the room as servant.

- Louis! Why do not you knock? And suddenly I undressed!
- Do not worry, madam, - assured her servant - before
to enter, I always look in the keyhole.



Little boy lost his mother in the crowd of a large department 
store. Duty of department store scolds boy:

- A boy, his mother should always keep at hand.
- But in her hands there was so much of things.
- Then it was necessary to keep the skirt - on duty said.
- I tried but could not get it until it was so highly.



Mother's daughter: - Why Jim brought you home so late?
Daughter: - We had a long conversation on the road. Well, we'll
disturbed their noise?
Mother: - No, baby, the ensuing silence.



At the meeting.
- And you, comrade, what for?
- I. .. ? I'm for saving the economy. But not for such savings 
to be seen "farm".




Advertisement:
 Young people aged without much of bad habits
proposes marriage to a decent and responsive girl who dresses 
in a "Children's World" and buys a bra in "Heroes." 



Investigator: - So you're saying that he stole money from you?
Girl: - Yes! Scoundrel! Cheater!
Investigator: - Where do you hide money?
The girl blushed: - They were laid in a stocking.
Investigator: - Why did you do then this is not resisted?
Girl: - I did not think he needs the money.