Fantasy - D. Galeev "Vostan in Mohlyandii or plush revolution."

 Revolt in MOHLYANDII or

     Plush REVOLUTION.

(C) Galeev, D., V. Taratynov
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          Chapter 1.

 - Basta! Tired! - Winnie the Pooh
nervously paced the hut, brandishing a Mauser. He stopped at the
table and took a sip of moonshine -
Like you should be driven from the party! Well, how could you? 
You, Piglet, a member of the Revolutionary Military Council? 
Exchanged arms for the balloons! - I'm not guilty - pig 
plaintively hnyknul - it's Eeyore! "My favorite color!" - He 
mimicked a donkey. - What is Eeyore? That Eeyore? - Vinnie 
clapped his paw on table so that empty pot

from the honey fell to the floor,
- Stop all the blame on others! Who last week watered the 
rabbits grandfather Mazaya? Who yesterday stole my mother's 
Meadows eggs? We make a revolution! And like

... you - but he did not finish. Behind the door, heard a noise,
She flung open and the house with obscenities and curses 
tumbled Barmalej. - Y-y, b ...! Jew muzzle! - He was dragged 
behind a kicking Rabbit - In the swine! Incited bitch! - What 
happened? - Medvezhenok straightened his sword-belt, - Comrade 
Barmalej, report on form! - Yes, Comrade Winnie! - Barmalej let 
go and odernuv leather jacket, drew himself to attention. " 
Knitted Rabbit blurted out on the nose floor, and glass from 
the glasses splashed in all directions. - Here is caught

counterrevolution! Called on the area to
unrest, shouting, sorry
Winnie the Pooh - impostor! ".
- Well, well! - Bear jerk
raised a rabbit by the ears - Here you are
and split Rabbit! Recently I for
you watched - and turning to Barmalej, ordered: - Hatu Rabbit 
searched, and his in camera! Let think there. In the evening, I 
will judge. Rabbit eye madly spinning in different directions. 
He opened his mouth and spitting broken teeth, lisped: -

Finney, for fluoride? I vfe ugofyal febya and Fyatafka 
fgufenkoy! Fini! - Citizen of the Rabbit, late excuses - Winnie 
frowning and waved Barmalej - Take him away!

Barmalej grabbed Rabbit, and the noise dropped out of the hut. 
Bear is silently walked to the window, potarabanil fingers on 
the glass. Then he sighed and turned around. - Ah, Snout! Would 
deprive you of yellow armbands ... - Sorry, Vinny! - Piglet 
nervously clenched Kuban cap, - Winnie, do not ... I will 
redeem ... I'm all that I can ... yes I am for the revolution! 
- Oh, I'm too good. Okay, forgive - Pooh Piglet slapped on the 
shoulder, - But mind you, in the last time! - Thank you! - 
Piglet excitedly crumpled hat. - Well, there is nothing to cool 
off, work no end! - Winnie went to the map Mohlyandii - Look 
here! Problem exists! In the area Old Oak bee-anarchists

mutinied. It is necessary to put down!
Shoot all that others
nepovadno was. They are still with me
last year ... - Winnie priumolk remembering bruises from 
falling from the Oak - generally as usual. Take a platoon of 
goblins and more! All right? - Yes, comrade Vinny! - Happily 
snapped Piglet. - Come on, act! - Play! - Kuban cap pulled 
suckling pig with a yellow band and jumped into the street. A 
moment later the street heard his loud voice: - Eeyore, your 
mother! Goblins in the gun and follow me!

Winnie contentedly rubbed feet.


          Chapter 2.


   Carlson yawned sweetly and
stretched. Already half an hour had passed,
as he sat in his patrol, and he has
wanted to eat and sleep. Pulling
out of the bag to the bank, he knocked in
mouth remains of cherry jam.
"If you sleep for five minutes, nothing will happen," - thought 
Carlson - "No one. And who we need. Damn all these

Revolution!. "He looked out of the trench, it was quiet and 
calm."'ll sleep perhaps "- Carlson put a bag over his head and 
began to snore. He asleep and did not see over the mountain

seemed to force the goblins. Eeyore walked ahead with a yellow 
banner. Cboku column trotted Iron

Commisary Piatak. The sun shone
as in the Sahara and wanted
drink, especially after yesterday's
booze. In front was a forest, and a detachment hurried to 
quickly find themselves in the shade. Suddenly Eeyore was 
rooted to the spot: - Piglet, then someone is sleeping! - Get 
it! - Ordered the pig. Carlson could not understand

awake, where did that
big jar of jam, which he had just seen in a dream.
But after a couple of strong clout
He realized that in the near future
there will be no jam or sweet
donuts. - How dare you? -
Carlson tried to be troubled,
- You know who you're dealing with? I am the ... - Shut up, 
fat! And the old soldier Orch c ciloy put your fist to the 
teeth Carlson. Carlson thought that probably really should keep 
quiet if he was not asked, but and teeth in the mouth while it 
was not crowded. Goblins tied Carlson and Eeyore went with him 
back to the camp. A detachment moved cautiously toward the oak. 
Piglet enjoyed a successful capture of watch, but not for long 
... A loud explosion shook the air, followed by another, then

yet. Banks with a sour jam
exploded one after another. "Mines!" - With horror realized 
pig. Heard the moans of the wounded, the goblins began to panic 
metatsya. "Idiot!" It was necessary to interrogate the 
prisoner! " - Snout Otchumyelov turned his head, his nose was 
Suddenly a wet and cold. Suddenly, the bombings added a new 
sound - buzzing and nasty. "The Bees - Kamikaze!" - Inside

Piglet's all broken, he
shrieked with fear and rushed
run. Panic among the goblins
efforts, many rushed back, leaving behind a meadow,
strewn with corpses and wounded.
Some do not fully lost
reason, tried to shoot, but death overtook and
them. So fast Piglet is not
running, but apparently awakened
long dormant genes of our ancestors
Nif-NIFA and Naf-Nafa, who
the past been champions of udiraniyu from danger. Sounds of 
battle hushed away. "We need to urgently

warn Winnie "- the courageous Commisary even in difficult
minutes do not forget friends. - Hello, Eeyore! - A pig on the 
run greeted the donkey, which

tensely staring into the distance.
And his face was viewed
hard work of thinking
apparatus. Fugacity at the Carlson
his back something to moan and rolled his eyes in surprise. 
-And it's you Piglet! - Answered the donkey, pig receding - You 
Do not Know it's there bumkaet? But a member

Revolutionary Military Council will not hear the question, he 
hastened to the headquarters ... 


          Chapter 3.


  Oclik Eeyore octolbenelo vozzrilcya vocled byctro 
peredvigayuscheycya polocke dust. Yes, of course, Piglet 
sometimes cpeshil, happened even switched to tructsu, but

to like this ... Again, no
replied that the same is there a
bumkaet? Oclik sighed
easy vzbrykom straightened cpine cehavshego side Karlcona and
poplelcya further. Karlcon stress priclushivalcya to distant
sounds again off again battle. Judging by
the entire team, a squad that Tolstyi, brazen cvini defeated. 
AND just about the winners of primutcya

carve-up trophies. - Jam! -
bad golocom vzopil Karlcon,
and immediately prikucil language. This
Eeyore, suddenly torn screaming from captivity Karlcona 
gorectnyh thinking about the role of intellectuals in

Revolution kinulcya co vceh feet
up hill and down dale, passing shouting something at cvoem 
national dialect. - This is the end ... - Flashed through my 
head Karlcona, when he saw exactly where poneclo oclika. - 
Large Chertopolohovaya field! This ocel or raznecet me to 
pieces when forcirovanii field or vrubitcya at exactly where he 
nahoditcya and decides to eat that bring a similar ichodu!

Special offer had to do something. Karlcon glanced 
appreciatively oclika. - Tolctovat, of course, but not much 
thicker than a barrel of honey that someone ctaschil week ago

bees. And jam recently
zapravlyalcya ... The hard-cer
hand for cpinu, Karlcon ubedilcya,
that the Freedom of propeller. - Only
would ctarter crabotal! - Vzmolilcya he torzhectvenno 
poklyalcya perform preventive maintenance at least once a 
mecyats. With stasis breath he proticnul hand between octrym 
ridge oclika and cvoi stomach, threw the safety ckobu, 
cudorozhno cglotnul, seeing uctrashayuschie needle thistle in 
some two decyatkah meters away from their tender

extremities, zazhmurilcya and push the button ... To his 
voctorgu, the engine roared and exploded

up! Rather, they vmecte c
Eeyore. Karlcon voctorzhenno yelled and turned the engine on
forcirovanny mode. Ofigevshy
from so many adversities Eeyore with
easily blocked the roar of the engine and
lost consciousness ...


          Chapter 4.


  Meanwhile, Piglet, raising
clouds of dust and continually looking back, burst into the 
sleeping area to the south, the headquarters, knocked 
zazevavshegosya Barmaley and burst in the door staff.  - A 
slatapa ... and pataslana ... Am ... - He frantically pulled 
the air, seeing the shabby muzzle of the revolver of Winnie the 
Pooh. A is you, Piglet - Winnie razacharovanno handed - and I 
really thought the bombers penetrated .. And what is, strictly 
speaking, is it? With Bees understand? A honey where? - Winnie!

- Wail Piglet. - In our
the ranks of treason! They all knew!
Ambush! And with them was
Heffalump! - Heffalump? AND
what? - I ran forward, he recognized me and ran! I decided
that distracted him so far, and ran away! He fell into a ravine 
and got stuck! I returned to the squad, but there ... they ... 
Winnie ... they ... - What are they?! - They are all ...

a minefield ... belching ... iznag ... abused bodies
our soldiers ... - WHAT? All
platoon? - Yes ... - All Goblins?
Yes, Winnie ...- And Eeyore? - Yes ...
That is, no! I took along the way
language, Winnie! And Eeyore took him
headquarters! - Yes! - Winnie straightened his sword-belt. - 
All. Play collect and inflict a decisive blow to

lair of the enemy! With a rabbit at first a look. Clear
case, who informed the enemy ...
Piglet! - I! - Play for alarm!
Piglet puffed up, flushed, and
brilliantly performed "Up you
comrades, all the places ... "But
it may be to no avail. The area around the headquarters is still
was grasped by midday slumber.
And, you never know how much more was going Valiantly 
Revolutionary A special body of Winnie the Pooh, if

would at this point in the sky is not
heard a slight tarahtenie.
- Air! This cry of perceived
everything. And immediately found themselves in
combat readiness of the state. Although ...
should probably say "readiness" state, without specifying. For
preparations had to be either
Derivatives flee for cover (it
If it turns out that the reason for the team, "Air" served as 
Bees, break through the smokescreen in the suburbs), or to 
exercise in a fun shooting with stop (this is if anything more

calm intruded into the airspace
space). Particular Case
professionally looked ... and
froze in confusion. Glory
B. .. Bolsheviks, it was not a swarm of
Bees, and a single object. But this
was not Swift or some
there is the Swallow. None. It was a lost bearing and 
sweltering on the severity of Eeyore Carlson! 


          Chapter 5.


  - This is it, Vinnie! - Squealed
piglet - Language! Anarchist
damn! He Eeyore hijacked!
Winnie wanted to immediately call the zenith calculation Corps
in the face of the Crocodile Gena (aka
turning the gun carriage) and Cheburashka
(Arrows - gunner), but in time he remembered that they are good 
only the reflection of night raids,

For the light of day hypersensitive ears and weak-sighted eyes 
of Cheburashka in conflict and the shooting was zero. - Yaga in 
the air, quick! - Piglet and rushed into the garden for

headquarters, where the famous Al Corps Baba Yaga was dozing at 
the battle duty. - Granny! Kontra

air overslept, poker stoerosovaya! - Generally, Yagi Corps 
feared, but Piglet had on her solid dirt, reported six months 
ago ago alert Cheburashka. A

incriminating evidence was the following - Yaga fried in the 
oven and used the lunch of the Great Leader and theorist 
Mohlyandskogo National Liberation Movement, Christopher Robin. 
Still been considered a leader Missing

conduct and minimum objective Corps
both times, and consisted in his quest. It should be noted that
post adjutant and a pig
running for the Wayward
Winnie does not suit
Piglet. And the secret power over
Yaga was for him first
stage to the post Commander
Corps. Or maybe you never
jokes, and k. .. But I digress.
 - Hurry, Grandma! Tolstoy's take
alive, on a donkey can not give a damn -
language is more important! Yaga three times kicked
stupa and a militant hooting Corps soared into the air.
Carlson found himself in such a
difficult situation because of its
natural day-dreaming: he was
all the details to himself
due to him for delivery
language share of trophies, which is practically not followed 
the guidelines. In addition, the donkey was a very

weighty and occasionally have
in yourself and kick that too distracted. Bottom came a nasty 
hiss. - What is it? - Carlson woke up from their nicest dreams 
and looked around. - So, a donkey on the spot, a place familiar 
... Dry bun in my throat! This

as headquarters of the village Pukhovsky
gang! And what is it whistling?
And where ... Yaga!


          Chapter 6.


  - Nuka-hsia, golubshyk, tolshtyashok
you're mine - Yaga mumbled, going into
fighting spread - poshmotrim taperishya, poshshupaem ... Fright
Carlson fell into a nosedive. - Stunned, grandmother, or what? 
- He yelled. - Donkey ditched, your, not mine! - Nishavo, my 
dear, nishavo - corresponded Yaga, boosts the stupa - like 
ushil our Vosht - Revolyushiya require shertv -

Then she sat Eeyore's tail, but
he once again came in
otbryknulsya panic. - We pit monument poshshtavim ... - Well, 
my grandmother, all right! - Carlson squeezed the last drop of 
power from the engine, dramatically soared that Power was 
pulled stomach ... and jumped out onto his Eeyore harness! 
Making a classic protivozenitny maneuver, he became

to overcome the barrage
Fire Corps, a witch ... Mortar
Yagi, howling rushed to the ground -
fell in her Eeyore got stuck
between Yaga and the console ... Yaga lost carefully leleyamogo 
last tooth. Eeyore smash to pieces Field WC and got another 
moral trauma. Carlson left unharmed, deprived, however, the 
captive and their share of trophies and received

Regular collection of Pinocchio
- Dozens of bees in the loins.
So ended the first day of combat ground troops
Winnie the Pooh and Pinocchio. But the main event just unfolded.


          Chapter 7.


  - Buratinchik - Malvina languidly
reached. - For a long time, we will
vegetate in this nasty little village? While this nasty, nasty 
bear captured the castle Ogre and settled there with all 
imaginable conveniences? - Um ... - Pinocchio tried to look 
away from the more than sufficient cleavage of its blue 
peignoir. -But the day before yesterday You insisted that we 
drove Fluff here. Not even a day, as we have here, and you have 
not satisfied ... And the team requires respite ... - 
Buratiiinchik, gluuupenky, but after this nasty bear with his 
swinish assistant in the castle is even better!

Well, Buratishka not be stubborn,
Lapushka ... You just imagine:
old castle, moonlight,
flowing through the lancet
windows, a huge hall with a giant fireplace, burning fiercely
oak barrels ... and so our
same fierce passion for a spacious four-poster bed ... -
And Malvina strike a pose Seduction Number Three. - A 
detachment of rest in the castle. Pinocchio swallowed. - Tm-you 
... mmm, you promise I know ... that if the castle ...

we ... then you and I ... - Of course,
laaapushka, I promise ... You only
Imagine, castle, knight's armor ... But Pinocchio is no longer 
heard. He hastily assembled military advice. The Council passed 
difficult. Bees do not want to leave the area of the old oak, 
but they failed persuading, promising to pay for

flow and looting at the apiary
Castle. Artemon, commander
a platoon of wild dogs Dingo Special Purpose, lured scene
raid on the castle Persian
cats. Duremar and its militant
swimmers have promised a great swampy castle moat. In general, 
a squad of green name Green Peace understood set before

his task and had every incentive to
for its successful implementation.


          Chapter 8.


  Farewell kick Barmaley
Bunny moved to the middle
chamber, where he was a roar, and c
landed. Powerful door slammed shut, the bolt clanged, 
skrezhetnul key, blurted out the lock. Rang out and died away 
in the distance Barmaley steps, followed by

netsenzurschinoy about bad
lighting, low ceilings, damp dungeon, and accursed
counter-revolutionaries. Grunting and
trying not to make sudden movements, Rabbit crept to
slimy wall with a sigh of relief and leaned on her sheets .- ..
Hamshkoe otgode ... - He dropped
his head in dismay, and began to explore the powerful floor 
plate. - Me blink intellectual in deshyatom

generation zhashadili these
uzhashnye zhashtenki ... - He who really just sighed. - A
I have something to ugashshal shgushshenkoy ... AND
w bread, bread and beige ...- Rabbit
completely limp and howled
in his voice. - I have them ugoshshal ... I have them
in goshti mandibles ... and I do not zhachem
poshlushalshya shovetov late mama, and I zhashem shkazhal, 
fluoride someone esht home ... Shidel would

sheyshas in shvoey uyutnenkoy, cushy nogke ... ate to mogkovku 
... shvoimi zhubkami ... shelenkimi zhubkami ... - He ran a 
couple is not the first freshness fingers in his mouth, dug in 
it and extracted the fragment of the upper left

cutter. - $#%*$#% $#%*$! - By
Rabbit surprisingly well-commented scene. - Okay,
$#%*#*$%#*, We eshshe pofmogim!

   Neuro poshmygivaya, Winnie the Pooh
leaned over the tattered map Mohlyandii. On the one hand,
Ogre Castle occupies a strategic position at a big intersection 
and speaks to them could their understanding of the tribute 
levy passing trade caravans. On the other hand, role 
fininspektora claimed too many. Agents from the surrounding 
villages reported on appearance in the west best

trips Pinocchio. From the report
Znayka, chief of security and strategic intelligence
followed that plan to seize
Castle Dragon hatching and
Urfin Juce with his wooden
Soldiers. It is also very alarmed report on the formation of
Ivan the Fool of the new division
mobile oven ... In general, the situation was very threatening.
The only consoling fact
was the defeat of the internal counter-revolution in the face 
of the Rabbit. Bear cub sighed, remembering those times when 
they and Piglet as a friend came to visit a rabbit for 
breakfast. In addition were always in stock and honey

and condensed milk ... - The trust is rubbed, crud-roach! - 
Winnie the Pooh decided. - Everything is nothing

next pull, we should put an end to
this enemy of the revolutionary people! In the evening, collect 
the tribunal and this morning it publicly ... mmm ... here

just better - shoot
or hang up? - Winnie scratched
Mauser neck. - Perhaps, hang, so it will be instructive.

  Piglet! Piglet squealing
flew out of the recliner, where
He slept peacefully, and drew from the folds of fat trophy 
Thompson and did not open the tightly screwed-up eyes, 
frantically clicked on trigger. - Help! - Screamed

Piglet, shaking from the impact.
- Alert! - He moved the arc of fire. - Commander and Piglet 
kill! - Piglet cleverly replaced the empty store, bumped into a 
chair, fell and became completely chaotic water

Queues ceiling. Fortunately for
Winnie, cowering under the table
one of the bursts interrupted rope
chandeliers, which calmed the variance pig.


          Chapter 9.


  Castle Maneater overtake the darkness. Gaumont squad Greens 
rapidly been such a good day, gradually subsided, but most 
still held fellow zabubennye on his feet, and more flimsy ago

has poured his soul to the near and
rested from his labors PATH directly at
around the castle and church. The most prudent stood in
Patrol, as hours for this
night has been allocated for keg
seasoned Madeira from the cellar
Man-eater on the nose with a condition to use it the next 
morning and released from guard duty for a month. Pinocchio was 
a board drunk. Of course, not with wine, and in anticipation of 
... Well ... Well you do read that

it promised him for Malvina
Castle Maneater. The appointed hour
approached. Pinocchio was fully ready. Even combed and
pomaded. He trimmed his nails and
washed his ears. He ordered that cover a table in the living 
room Maneater (As the large hall was brought into complete 
disrepair for such an important and very intimate candlelit 
dinner). He followed for the selection and cooking

meals (local chefs, rescued
from distant countries, very appreciated
all owners of the castle, and therefore
could not leave him -
chain in this institution has always been of excellent 
quality). Malvina at this time giving directions a flock of 
maids, decorating and very cozy love nest,

and its occupant. Time passed.
Rather, hobbling. Still rather
barely dragged, agonizing and shaking is about to stop. 
Pinocchio at that time with regret remembered that his nails 
cut - though some would have no occupation. But - sooner or 
later it all goes away, and this was last hour. Actually, I'm 
not going to describe the first part of the joint Malvina 
dinner and Pinocchio. It There is nothing special. Any of the

you have repeatedly observed, and
he certainly experienced many such events. Joint secluded 
candlelit dinner ... But what of it? Is that the entourage of 
the Castle ... And so - perfectly normal. Us

is much more interesting
second half of the cultural program, terrible, dramatic
events that unfolded in
Ogre bedroom. And here I must
mention the source of the ensuing drama, of all known
FIG scapegoat to blame.
It does not matter that he was listed as a scout, not 
important, (although surprisingly) that he has not suffered in

Later unpunished.
But it was he who caused the fact that Pinocchio in extreme 
haste Malvina left at the end of dinner. The bottom line is 
that this best scout standing with

a pair of blockheads in the same
Far patrol from the Green Swamp. And those same kind of patrol 
would have heard the typical mobile furnaces Ivan the Fool 
sound. Moreover, the characteristic of a large number of 
self-propelled guns. And of course, that no one warned the 
sentinel of the undesirability of a visit to commander and he 
broke into the living room just at the moment Our couple was 
ready to rise up from the table and relocate to more suitable 
premises. Fate! Rock! Pinocchio was forced to retire, an oath

promising that he will turn over
hour, which corresponded to Malvina languidly that she lie down 
in waiting for his return. And she

kept its word. I mean,
what really lay. AND
blew out the candle. And at this time ...

  Oh, at this time Rabbit decided
that it was time to leave this
damn basement. A door, you ask? A bolt and lock? But
Rabbit and was not going to break
door. He just got through
an impressive hole in the ceiling
basement, which is to brake as
successfully cut off Piglet chandelier. He'd long since retired,
yeah that's not issued the appropriate time, all the while 
living creature stuck in the Hall, frying meat right in the 
fireplace. But finally came the blessed silence

and Rabbit decided. He carefully
looked out of the hole. No one! In
one point jumped Rabbit
outwards and rushed to the fireplace.
- Fire! Heat! And what's this?
Meat! - You may say that
Rabbits do not eat meat. Naturally. In normal conditions. A
after a month's detention for
bread and water, even moth pull on svezhatinku, not that
Rabbit ... In short, Rabbit, and dry, and heated, and
thoroughly refreshed, and was
ready to leave the castle, and indulge in their homes. Purblind 
Squinting, he looked at the lighted only reflections 
polupogasshego fireplace big room and found the door. But then 
he summed up logic. He was looking for something a door for

out and quite overlooked,
that through the doors is also included.

  He and entered. In the bedroom man-eater.
K been waiting Malvina .- Is that you,
bunny? - Vorkuyusche said
Malvina. - Mmmozhzhzhno and so shkazhat - dumbfounded said 
Rabbit. - Nuuu, Bunny, Where Art Thou for so long was that? - 
Zakapriznichala Malvina. - I'm waiting, waiting, all 
izvertelas, as you all no no ... - I. .. This ... generally in

provalilshya basement. Here are just a
vylezh. - Beeednenky ... Not
hurt? Come here quickly, and then
cool somehow ... The fog probably
down. Only once clothes
shoot, it is certainly scary
wet and cold! Aghast
so unambiguous order and also not able to refuse a lady rabbit 
instantly stripped and dived under the covers,

where he met and Malvina.
- Ouch! You're tickled! God
my, what you have is
nice fur! And after all,
do not think ... Rabbit weakly
surprised. - And do not think of it? ...
- You're trembling, zaychonochek! So do not get sick for a long 
time, Come here, I heal you ... - And

Malvina press oneself to Rabbit ...
- Mmmm ... (Censorship) ...
not, hare, better (cut
censorship) ... let me (cut
censorship) ... I have now (cut
censored)! (Censorship) !?!?! (Censorship)
!!!!! (Censorship)! !
(Censorship) ... and this
currently flared light. Two horrifying fact suddenly opened
Malvina - Rabbit in razvorochennoy bed and Pinocchio in the 
doorway bedrooms. Stupor attacked

all participants in this scene. First, desperate yelp, woke 
Malvina. The second came Pinocchio, but he did not scream. 
Rabbit never recovered, as Pinocchio calmly raised his lost 
Winnie the Pooh revolver and emptied it into a rabbit. Then was 
no hurry to change the clip, appraising glances at the Malvina. 
- Zai ... Buratishka! I Same ... immediately it was dark! He

entered, and I thought it was you
finally came back with these horrible swamps! I asked: "Bunny,
is that you? "And he says - I, I, and
thought it was you ... Buratinchik! Please! Put down the gun, 
do not be nervous - it's a mistake! I do not fault! You're 
already punish this imposter! Pinocchio went to the corpse 
Rabbit still holding the revolver in his hand.

- The error mean? So, you
took it for a stuffed hairy
me? But at the same time the nose and the ears messed up? - 
Lapushka! Well, from I know you if you have hair

on his chest or not? I've never
never seen! And I did not check his ears!
- Naturally! You're quite different
He checked! Previously, should
had less to show off! Then we would have long been aware that I 
have, and what is not! And then the Castle Give her a fireplace 
and a sea of romance ... Dura ... - Apparently, Pinocchio has 
overcame her anger and imminent threat to life

passed. - Buratinkin, lapuska, but this is a misunderstanding 
... Let's not poison their lives because of this nasty 
impostor? Hold me, pussy, and go away in some nook ... -

Malvina biting a sponge, a fast and breathed seductively
reached. Pinocchio flinch. He
dropped his revolver on the stained
rabbit blood veil stretched to Malvina and ... And this
time under the bed someone sneezed. Vzvivshis out of bed, 
Pinocchio tsapnul revolver and drove a bullet in the side of 
the bed. There was a wild screams from beneath her

flew ...

  Piglet. Yes, in zabivshiysya
secluded gap Piglet Piglet
lost his pants, Piglet,
nurtured ambitious plans,
Piglet is not long for this
light ...

  Mouser twitched a few times, and two more corpses huddled in 
agony in the bedroom Maneater. Pinocchio wearily sat down in 
the corner room, lit a cigarette and stared at the

space. After a
time out of the bedroom there was still
one shot ... R.I.P.


          Epilogue.


  So, here, and ended with this
history. And it remains only to add a few words about the future
the fate of our heroes and suffering Mohlyandii. Soldiers Urfin 
Juce in his march to the Castle intersected with the Serpent 
Dragon, in the ensuing battle, both sides vzaimoistrebilis. 
Ivan the Fool in testing new self-propelled model furnace 
crushed Frog-princess, and then washed down the bitter, and 
wiped them with the most seedy taverns. Detachment of the same 
Pinocchio flee to the cities and villages like valiant Corps of 
Winnie the Pooh. Eeyore is absorbed the idea of unity with 
nature and not Most leaves Chertopolohovuyu

Clearing. Yaga settled messenger
at one butcher shop. Carlson
earns in the same jam,
but with a candy ... And what
Winnie the Pooh, you ask? VinniPuh ...

  Rumors about it contradictory. Some swear claim
he turned to God and went to
atone for the sins of the desert, where
leads a life of classical hermit, eating only ascarids and 
honey of wild bees. Other is no less ardent advocate

version of it goes underground and
preparation of a new revolution. There
and witnesses to both versions. Who
knows? Great Mohlyandiya ...
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