a rest - A. Snizhko "great scientist".

      The great scientist.


               (C) A. Snizhko.
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  I decided to become a great
scientists. And he began to read the most
a thick book. Not finding it
nor a theorem, I thought
Lemma: "The book in which there is no
a theorem - telephone directory. "And on this occasion decided 
to scientists call a friend.

- Hello, as there is science? Yes no
There, as we have? Discovery? New
law?! What? Five years with confiscation? .. Buildings and 
equipment with cattle and pigs? Huh?

Without cattle, but with
pigs? Stunned ... Suddenly I had an idea: A
not determine whether I combustion temperature of surrounding 
bodies? And then also address the matter. Room temperature has 
risen sharply. Became difficult to breathe. Of course, the air 
molecules from the heat ran faster - try and catch

and even his nose. I'm sick of it and
I'm filled with water. Resurfaced: books, cans,
flasks and neprosyhayuschy neighbor
below. And then I remembered that
all the great scientists should be
passion and called his hobby: - Hi, hobby! You
the last time I was in a movie?
And I do not remember, so we went
together. E.. Hello! Taking a dial tone, I realized that I
still live and live, if not worse. And, too, hung up. I wanted 
to check the well-known scientist and I climbed into the 
encyclopedia. But there my name printed backwards, in advance, 
made mistakes in every letter, but photograph was mutilated 
beyond recognition. With frustration I invented accelerator for 
all particles. But the bottom has not yet come prosohnuvschy 
neighbor. He did not like I dropped a weight from the cabinet

50 MHz. Stating that I
fool, he broke the accelerator and
a weight. Turned up the possibility of
investigate the dependence of the resistance of the voltage. At 
5 kV neighbor to stop resisting.

Then I remembered that all discoveries are made in a dream and 
the joints two sciences, then I put a

head "of quantum mechanics" a volume of statistical physics 
covered, the other clutched in his teeth. Night I

dreamed that I read the whole
teorfiz and okuklilsya. Then I
woke up, spit out the remnants of volume statistical physics. 
Oh, and this bitter Science. Finding in a frying pan, I decided 
Activities range measurement with the speed of light with a 
flashlight, a ruler and a pocket watch. Who said that light 
flies from constant speed, I experimentally refuted this by 
showing that a fig. And yet .. And I took up the theory of 
probability. This science that much coin

do not leave, she always falls
different parties. But I soon racked paradox.
How I did not throw zhetonchik from
Subway, he always falls to the top
the same side. Shame
some ... Then I decided to take the theory of relativity.
It is the science that we are moving relative to Earth, and 
U.S. science relative to ours. But soon the question arose: if 
the system of our science, we stand, as Americans move, then

why in the U.S.
science all the same?

  Well it ... Although you want to leave something behind in 
life. KSAT, I figured out how to leave

after a deep impression. Need
climb a tree and a siganut
sandbox. And the higher the tree, and
softer the sand, the deeper will be
my trail ... Well, I went ...
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