ZX Power #01
11 октября 1996
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a rest - Small Encyclopedia of Computer beings.

<b>a rest</b> - Small Encyclopedia of Computer beings.
     SMALL ENCYCLOPEDIA

    COMPUTER BEINGS.


           Author Unknown.
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         Chapter One.

          Sysops.

1. Type: sysop perfect

    Type: good-natured

    Family: Independent

  Most small form sisopov, to date,
found only in special nurseries. This mass extinction is
consequence of the natural goodness sysop ideal does not 
zhalevshego Extra titles or SysOp for any nosy users (see 
"user"). The result is deflated File arias crap Ehi 
unimaginable accounts for the long-distance communication. This 
kind of sysop added to the family of independent, because 
majority of individuals this species had its own

BBSki, and therefore not very appreciated
its level (SysOp).

2. Type: sysop sly

    Type: secretive

    Family: Forced

  This species has a much
more individuals than
perfect. Key features: stingy
to increase, as perverting their BBS through the establishment 
of unimaginable relationships UL / DL, the time limit, 
continually harassed respectable, but unfamiliar users reducing 
access time and download amount'a. Is not respected in other 
sisopov because of its ambitious inclinations (instantly 
offlin'it all valuable files, despises chat mode

and to avoid contact with their own kind). Forced - depend
from their bosses than justified, and when talking about a 
possible download'e. 

3. Type: sysop fair

    Type: tired

    Family: Independent

  The closest relative of sysop
ideal or is it
mutated form. Because of adverse conditions BBSnyh
This form has undergone numerous metamorphoses before
finally formed.
Outcome: sociability that the optimal level
for all users (acceptable
UL / DL, a lot of time)
Never abandons
chat'a and ready to break the news, and has no harmful
manifestations, such as: omission of information that has no 
special value or inclination to reduce someone else's level. 
Note: this kind of very successful competes with that until at 
least strong views (2) and has

more chances to win during the
natural selection.


         Chapter Two.

          Hacker.

1. View: Hacker herakery

    Type: furtive

    Family: dishonest

  Is the most useless kind, dishonoring the prestige of other
Representatives of this group of beings. Knowledge in assembly 
language or native zero steals already cracked programs and

sticks in his own nickname.
Different phenomenal laziness and does not try to use
your brain to create a unit of its programs. As a rule, single 
and closed. If, however, is trying to establish contact with 
other individuals, is silent about their true receptions 
hakkerskom art. Define Hacker

herakernogo very easy - just ask him to give you
One of his latest Demo.
The response is known.

2. Type: pirate skillful

    Type: educated

    Family: Elite

  This profi. Knows MEMORY
MAP as their ten fingers (it
because two-handed runs on
keypad tour!). Very hardworking
- Does not spare the time to search for passwords, integrates 
the endless life, energy and break through

levels, etc. This kind of inclined to
unite in clans with a Hacker
division of labor, their leader, a caste of encoders and
demo-maker'ov, a circle of acquaintances in
software stores (we are talking about
subspecies - a clever pirate west) and regular system
hacking. Very sociable and often suffers losses due to the 
enormous Number sent letters and floppy disks. The most viable 
form. The population is constantly resumes, which contributes

its quenching.

3. Type: ordinary encoder

    Type: educated

    Family: Elite

  The representative of the caste coders
specializing in the production of
screensavers (demo and intro). Not
Hacker is in the fullest sense, because busy with the usual
coded in assembler or
universal demo-creator'ah -
wrote the music, graphics, fonts
and animation (animation). Not
prone to numerous contacts with their own kind. Consequence
cerebral mutations is still
more enthusiastic about their work
and increased knowledge.

4. View: Hacker virusonosny

    Type: mischievous

    Family: snide

  Incomplete forms of the virus-producer. Nature's rage prompts 
him to break the program, not bringing the matter to an end, 
and infect their own viruses. Quite experienced and knows well

the consequences of their amusements. As
Typically, this individual exceptions
from some of the clan for laziness or carelessness. Ambitious, 
but cautious. Therefore, in virus is called only his

nickname, fearing retribution.


         Chapter Three.

           Nick.

1. Type: user Cloudy

    Type: playing

    Family: illiterate

  Clueless user - the most common population of computer 
creatures. Lack of knowledge in programming - the result of a 
brief stint in computer environment. The main game has been 
paying battles, but has no nothing new to the games - one

junk. In consequence, users
stupid mutate, some of them
become a Hacker, because want
change the settings of their favorite games, others begin to do 
the actual programming, but with a very strong metamorphoses of 
becoming even a sysop (!) at home BBSkah. 

2. Type: user Crafty

    Type: playing

    Family: dishonest

  Loves to dig in
Fido and BBSkah. Not very
far-sighted, since to raise their access level tries upload'it 
useless files, and even in an unpackaged

form. If falls on the sysop
sly secretive - almost always sits in Disgrace or tweets. 
Addicted to gambling on the devil pushes nick search for 
detours suck more files from BBS. User begins to register under 
different names, get out your password sysop or plaintive 
request raising the level. By number

- Not a very big form, but rather
izvorotliv and that makes it into
many cases, invulnerable.

3. Type: user valuable

    Type: outdoor

    Family: sisopovidnye

  The most desirable form for the sysop
user. The presence of sharper modem
an abundance of fresh file contributes to the rapid advancement
hierarchy assessometr'a and universal sisopskoy love. Such 
individuals are detained in a short time users and mutate into 
sisopov, basing their BBSki. Topics Yet, they always tend to

chat'u and do not spare the time to
visits to individuals of their own species.
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