ZX Power #01
11 октября 1996 |
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a rest - Small Encyclopedia of Computer beings.
SMALL ENCYCLOPEDIA COMPUTER BEINGS. Author Unknown. ________________________________ Chapter One. Sysops. 1. Type: sysop perfect Type: good-natured Family: Independent Most small form sisopov, to date, found only in special nurseries. This mass extinction is consequence of the natural goodness sysop ideal does not zhalevshego Extra titles or SysOp for any nosy users (see "user"). The result is deflated File arias crap Ehi unimaginable accounts for the long-distance communication. This kind of sysop added to the family of independent, because majority of individuals this species had its own BBSki, and therefore not very appreciated its level (SysOp). 2. Type: sysop sly Type: secretive Family: Forced This species has a much more individuals than perfect. Key features: stingy to increase, as perverting their BBS through the establishment of unimaginable relationships UL / DL, the time limit, continually harassed respectable, but unfamiliar users reducing access time and download amount'a. Is not respected in other sisopov because of its ambitious inclinations (instantly offlin'it all valuable files, despises chat mode and to avoid contact with their own kind). Forced - depend from their bosses than justified, and when talking about a possible download'e. 3. Type: sysop fair Type: tired Family: Independent The closest relative of sysop ideal or is it mutated form. Because of adverse conditions BBSnyh This form has undergone numerous metamorphoses before finally formed. Outcome: sociability that the optimal level for all users (acceptable UL / DL, a lot of time) Never abandons chat'a and ready to break the news, and has no harmful manifestations, such as: omission of information that has no special value or inclination to reduce someone else's level. Note: this kind of very successful competes with that until at least strong views (2) and has more chances to win during the natural selection. Chapter Two. Hacker. 1. View: Hacker herakery Type: furtive Family: dishonest Is the most useless kind, dishonoring the prestige of other Representatives of this group of beings. Knowledge in assembly language or native zero steals already cracked programs and sticks in his own nickname. Different phenomenal laziness and does not try to use your brain to create a unit of its programs. As a rule, single and closed. If, however, is trying to establish contact with other individuals, is silent about their true receptions hakkerskom art. Define Hacker herakernogo very easy - just ask him to give you One of his latest Demo. The response is known. 2. Type: pirate skillful Type: educated Family: Elite This profi. Knows MEMORY MAP as their ten fingers (it because two-handed runs on keypad tour!). Very hardworking - Does not spare the time to search for passwords, integrates the endless life, energy and break through levels, etc. This kind of inclined to unite in clans with a Hacker division of labor, their leader, a caste of encoders and demo-maker'ov, a circle of acquaintances in software stores (we are talking about subspecies - a clever pirate west) and regular system hacking. Very sociable and often suffers losses due to the enormous Number sent letters and floppy disks. The most viable form. The population is constantly resumes, which contributes its quenching. 3. Type: ordinary encoder Type: educated Family: Elite The representative of the caste coders specializing in the production of screensavers (demo and intro). Not Hacker is in the fullest sense, because busy with the usual coded in assembler or universal demo-creator'ah - wrote the music, graphics, fonts and animation (animation). Not prone to numerous contacts with their own kind. Consequence cerebral mutations is still more enthusiastic about their work and increased knowledge. 4. View: Hacker virusonosny Type: mischievous Family: snide Incomplete forms of the virus-producer. Nature's rage prompts him to break the program, not bringing the matter to an end, and infect their own viruses. Quite experienced and knows well the consequences of their amusements. As Typically, this individual exceptions from some of the clan for laziness or carelessness. Ambitious, but cautious. Therefore, in virus is called only his nickname, fearing retribution. Chapter Three. Nick. 1. Type: user Cloudy Type: playing Family: illiterate Clueless user - the most common population of computer creatures. Lack of knowledge in programming - the result of a brief stint in computer environment. The main game has been paying battles, but has no nothing new to the games - one junk. In consequence, users stupid mutate, some of them become a Hacker, because want change the settings of their favorite games, others begin to do the actual programming, but with a very strong metamorphoses of becoming even a sysop (!) at home BBSkah. 2. Type: user Crafty Type: playing Family: dishonest Loves to dig in Fido and BBSkah. Not very far-sighted, since to raise their access level tries upload'it useless files, and even in an unpackaged form. If falls on the sysop sly secretive - almost always sits in Disgrace or tweets. Addicted to gambling on the devil pushes nick search for detours suck more files from BBS. User begins to register under different names, get out your password sysop or plaintive request raising the level. By number - Not a very big form, but rather izvorotliv and that makes it into many cases, invulnerable. 3. Type: user valuable Type: outdoor Family: sisopovidnye The most desirable form for the sysop user. The presence of sharper modem an abundance of fresh file contributes to the rapid advancement hierarchy assessometr'a and universal sisopskoy love. Such individuals are detained in a short time users and mutate into sisopov, basing their BBSki. Topics Yet, they always tend to chat'u and do not spare the time to visits to individuals of their own species. ________________________________
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