Buzz #13 12 февраля 1998

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Horoscope - Horoscope for programmers.

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                       for programmers


              Unicorn (from 21 December to 20 January)


  Sign Zemli.Pod patronage of Saturn. Both physically and
morally UNICORN is the most stable of all the characters.
Some stubborn nature can easily overcome
all obstacles.

  Undoubtedly an innate predisposition to algorithmic
languages. From born under this sign make excellent
system programmers.

  Featured programming languages ​​Assembler, Pascal.

  Reach a particular skill in debugging programs and finding
errors.

  Excellent managers of companies in software development
software.

  Deficiency - a definite conservative. With some difficulty 
moving to new software, even if the benefits of recent

obvious.


            Happy month January, the day - Tuesday

                Lucky Numbers 7,12,712,1217.


             AQUARIUS (January 21 to February 18)


  Air sign. Under the auspices of Saturn and Uranus. Nature
dreamy. Emotional nature. Alien pedantry and routine.

  Born under the sign of Aquarius have the ability to
extremely rapid development of software tools.

  Capable of producing original programming.

  Never stop on achieved, can indefinitely
improve their programs.

  Recommended programming language - BASIC.

  Highly experienced, if they created a program does not work
The error is intuitive.

  Work well in a team of programmers, obeying the will of
manager.

  Have a penchant for creating and playing computer games.


          Happy Month - December, the day - Saturday.

                  Lucky Numbers 9,14,19,119


                PISCES (from February 19 to March 20)


  Water sign. Protector of Jupiter, Neptune. Fine intuition.
Good fortune, wisdom.

  Strong personality contributes to the creation
great-looking programs in terms of interaction
with the user.

  Able to intuitively design the structure of large
software systems.

  Recommended programming language - SR.

  Recommended scope of computer activities - drawing,
computer animation.

  Can achieve great success in the field of artificial
intelligence.


            Happy Month - November, day-Friday.

                Lucky Numbers - 8,13,813,318


                 ARIES (March 21 to April 20)

  Sign of fire. Under the auspices of Mars. Character is strong,
overbearing nature.

  Born under this sign with the same success master
all areas of computer activity.

  Talented administrators in the marketing of computers and
programs.

  Recommended programming language - Assembler, Pascal, SR.

  OWEN promotes good luck in the fight against computer viruses.

  Ideal team leader programmers and creators
command files.

  Recommended to work in the field of computer networks.

  Under this label released an operating system MS-DOS.


           Happy Month - September, the day - Wednesday.

                Lucky Numbers 6,11,16,61,116



                 TAURUS (21 April to 21 May)


  Sign of land. Under the patronage of Venus. Nature
controversial. Emotional nature.

  The greatest success is achieved in the field of graphic
programs. Tend to their colorful design.

  From born under the sign of Taurus make excellent
teachers of programming and operating systems.

  Encouraged to develop programs in isolation.

  Recommended programming language BASIC.

  Intolerant to criticism of their developments.

  Not recommended for work in the field of marketing.


          Happy Month - October, the day - Thursday.

                Lucky Numbers - 7,12,17,712.



                 GEMINI (May 21-June 21)


  Air sign. Under the auspices of MERCURY. Permanent
dichotomy. GEMINI smart, have a quick response and
wide interests.

  Born under this sign - the fanatics of personal
computer can hold him daily, getting from this with any
incomparable pleasure.

  This sign, which gives the highest number of geniuses, the 
evidence about the potential for outstanding ability in the 
field of computer programs.


  Featured programming languages ​​- SI ASSEMBLER

  Despite the love of independence work fine in
teams of programmers, feeling the need to co-author or
mate.

  Great strides can be achieved in the sale
programs.


         Happy month - August day - Monday.

                 Lucky Numbers - 5,10,15,51.



                   CANCER (June 22-July 22)


  Water sign. Under the auspices of the Moon. The nature of an 
open, nature is dreamy.


  Cancer is the most mysterious of all the zodiac sign.

  Type of thinker, an excellent developer of software 
architecture complexes.


  A certain detachment from the real causes for possible 
conflicts with workmates - recommended the establishment of 
programs alone.


  Suspiciousness leads to skepticism in the field of modern 
languages programming and software.


  Featured programming languages ​​- FORTRAN, BASIC.

  When working on a personal computer CANCER does not tend to
material gain, finding satisfaction in
Good work.


          Happy Month - June, day-Monday.

                 Lucky Numbers - 4,9,14,914.



                 LEO (21 July to 20 August)


  Sign of fire. Under the auspices of the SUN. Overbearing 
nature Natura rich.


  Excellent programmers and users of personal computers,
characterized by enthusiasm and determination.

  Characteristic of a lion vanity leads to greater success.

  Achieve success in the use of personal computers in
a variety of areas.

  Recommended Areas - Automation Engineering
Labor and development in the field of artificial intelligence.

  LEO with the same skill uses a variety of languages
programming and software. Sensitive to the new,
willing to apply any new developments.


          Happy Month - May day - Sunday.

                 Lucky Numbers - 3,8,13,813.


              VIRGO (from 23 August to 22 September)


  Sign of land. Under the auspices of MERCURY. Nature of the 
deep. The mind is critical. Virgo - the sign of reality, logic 
and clarity. 

  Having the ability to sciences equally successful work in
all areas of personal computers.

  Absolutely cool to computer games, but with manic
excitement begin to develop their own program, losing
consequence to them every kind of interest.

  Prone to developing the structure of programs and general 
issues treating programming as to the secondary process.


  Recommended programming language - BASIC, FORTRAN.

  Recommended area of ​​activity - the development of
work with databases.


            Happy month - May Day - Saturday.

                 Lucky Numbers - 2,7,12,712.


              Libra (September 23 to October 23)


  Sign of air under the patronage of Venus. Nature of light. UM
clear. Different balanced character.

  Those born under this sign of excellent administrators and 
successfully can lead the development of large software 
projects. 

  Recommended area of ​​activity - development of graphic
packages and the creation of accounting software.

  In case of conflict may be on the way to create a computer
viruses.

  In developing programs and sales are successful.

  Recommended programming language - BASIC, FORTRAN.


            Happy Month - March afternoon - on Tuesday.

                  Lucky Numbers - 3,14,314.


              SCORPIO (October 24 to November 22)


  Water sign. Under the auspices of Mars and Pluto. Nature
secretive, intense life.

  Born under the sign of Scorpio often a distinct
heads of companies and software projects.

  No interest to normal programming, but with
successfully realize their talents in languages ​​such as 
Prolog. 

  Being inborn fighters, they are usually fairly
quickly achieve success in any field of computer
activities.

  Thin feel scientific conjuncture and direct their forces in
the right direction.

  Remarkable tenacity and brilliance with which they master
personal computers.

  Recommended Areas - Computer Networks and
work in remote access mode.


            Happy Month - March afternoon - Thursday.

                Lucky Numbers - 9,14,19,419.


              SAGITTARIUS (from November 23 to December 21)


  Sign of fire. Under the auspices of Jupiter. Nature
balanced. Philosophical nature.

  Born under the sign of the Archer obtained excellent
experts on the interaction of programs and PC.

  Recommended area of ​​activity - development programs
system maintenance and service programs.

  Type of scientist and analyst. Innate tendency to work on
personal computer combined with dissatisfaction with his
opportunities and traction to work on new models.

  Great developers of operating systems.

  Featured programming languages ​​- SI Assembler.

  Great leaders have the gift carries with it a
people.


           Happy Month - February, the day - Wednesday.

               Lucky Numbers - 3,13,18,318,813


  P.S. Horoscope for the programmer, designed by me as
Based on some statistics as well as by analysis of the trivial
horoscopes will also be interesting - there are fairly accurate
hit. My Dutch (in the seventh knee) origin
dictated to me a certain stylization of the text "under the 
west". 


  Sincerely Associate MIPK at ITMO, Ph.D. Van der Flaas
Aleksandr Sergeyevich.


              My address - Leningrad 193079 POBox 119